American band Minecraft Servers

American band Minecraft Servers

  • ThunderCraft Server

    ThunderCraft Server
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 3528
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Runes Activated: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. But be careful, because the ground is made of lava and the only way to cross is by riding on the backs of giant chickens!

    Once you’ve made it across, you’ll enter our bustling city where the buildings are made entirely out of diamond blocks and the villagers ride around on unicorns. And don’t forget to visit our underwater disco where the fish are all expert breakdancers!

    But the real reason to join our server is for the epic battles that take place every Friday night. Picture this: a showdown between a team of ninja pandas armed with diamond swords and a gang of evil snowmen riding on top of giant spiders. It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMPMineCraftRider

    SMPMineCraftRider
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 1880
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of getting stuck on the same boring bus ride every day? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own crazy transportation system! No more delays, just hop on your custom-built minecart and zoom past all the mobs trying to hitch a ride. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads straight to the nearest village, so you can avoid all those pesky zombie pigmen trying to steal your seat. Join us now and say goodbye to public transportation woes forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OopsCraft – Because YOLO!

    OopsCraft – Because YOLO!
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 6527
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    New Chunks Explored: 626938 Falling into the Void: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Mines Excavated: 1447
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 273

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in your cozy little Minecraft world, when suddenly you get a message from a mysterious player inviting you to join their server. You think to yourself, “This is probably a terrible idea, but hey, why not? YOLO, right?”

    And boy, oh boy, were you in for a wild ride. As soon as you spawn into this server, you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat and monocle. The admin, who goes by the name of Sir Clucksalot, welcomes you with a hearty “Bawk bawk, my good sir!”

    But that’s just the beginning. As you explore this wacky server, you come across a village populated entirely by llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They offer you protection in exchange for emeralds, and you can’t help but get sucked into their llama drama.

    And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They invite you to join them in their explosive dance moves, and you find yourself busting a move with these TNT-toting party animals.

    So, why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Well, if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with quirky characters, ridiculous storylines, and unexpected surprises at every turn, then this is the server for you. Just remember to watch out for those llama mobsters and explosive creeper dance parties – things tend to get pretty wild around here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv

    NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 7124
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.

    if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.

    so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server

    Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 2015
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Magic Items Found: 7254
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 7093
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 568940 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3306 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where you can watch our owner have wild and crazy adventures with a virtual prostitute! It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form! Plus, you never know what other wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon while playing. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

    Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 2406
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

    Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisterHIPPACraft

    SisterHIPPACraft
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 8891
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 71
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

    Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

    Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CatFactsMC SMP

    CatFactsMC SMP
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 1676
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 132
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Potions Brewed: 52 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

    2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

    3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyJerkzMC

    BlockyJerkzMC
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 2766
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Elephant Wrinkle Wars

    Elephant Wrinkle Wars
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 3616
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

    not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

    if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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