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BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3539	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Votes:	9460
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

speedvanilla.com

NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

1.12.2, co-owned, Community, Creative, Discord, Discordsrv, Forge, ironswordX, Listing, luckperms, members, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, NerdyDudeGuy11, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SpongeForge, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

142.44.227.82:25597

Last Exile Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime classics, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Series, childhood memories, classic anime, Exile, forgotten anime, forgotten classics, forgotten favorites, Forgotten Gems, forgotten series, Forgotten shows, Last Exile, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remembered shows, rewatch, Sci Fi, Server, Steampunk

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Emeralds Found:	1589
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?

Crafty Mom SMP

30s, 40s, Adult, Alluring, Amateur, Busty, Crafty, Erotic, hot, Mature, mom, Naughty, NSFW, Pics, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, tits, topless, Wife, Women

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

GFBlocker420

3d rendering, Calculus quiz, computer science, computer usage, full permissions, Gaming, gaming together, GFBlocker420, illustrator, important files, macbook, mini pc, outdated specs, photoshop, powerhouse pc, Project Files, quick game, remote desktop, Storage, trust issues

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Towns Built:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sharing computers with your significant other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own powerhouse PC in the game and never have to worry about your girlfriend messing up your files again.

Explore our virtual cityscapes and create your own 3D monsters without anyone bugging you with questions or downloading files on your precious storage space.

Trust us, on this server, you’ll never have to deal with the dilemma of letting someone else use your computer ever again. So come on in and game in peace!

NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

analog, before technology, bygone era, Childhood, connectivity, digital age, History, information age, internet, Memories, Minecraft, NetNostalgia, Nostalgia, OFFLINE, Old Days, past, pre-internet, Reminiscing, simpler times, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

BookwormCraft

audiobook, Author, bestseller, Book, bookstore, BookwormCraft, Characters, Currently reading, e book, Fiction, genre, Hardcover, library, Literature, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, paperback, Plot, reading, Story

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!