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AhoyCraft – Where even Slovaks greet with a smile!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun!

Picture this: a landlocked server where the only way to greet your fellow players is by yelling “ahoy” like a Slovak pirate. Arr matey, get ready to set sail on a sea of blocks and build the craziest pirate ship you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this booty?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin. Just don’t forget to bring your pirate hat and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wild!

Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft Meets Comedy!

Adventure, banter, blocky, Challenges, comedy, Communication, Competition, Cooperative, Decision making, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, gameplay, games, Immersive, Interactive, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer, problem solving, puzzle solving, role playing, Social, strategy, team-based

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs, and building your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombie villagers and skeleton warriors until the sun comes up. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the dreaded Ender Dragon while riding a magical unicorn with wings made of cotton candy.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Papa John’s Pizza Party Minecraft Madness

Assassination, Billionaires club, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, cover up, Covid-19, elite Jews, Executives, expose, fast food, Johns, madness, Minecraft, papa, Papa John, Party, pizza, power, rejection, scandal, speculation, speculation trail., theory, Truth

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mines Excavated:	4443	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where conspiracy theories run wild and billionaires are at war! Join us as we uncover the truth behind COVID-19 and dodge elite Jewish assassins trying to silence us. Will you be the one to finally expose the secrets of the Billionaires club and save the world from their evil plans? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and plenty of diamond pickaxes! Remember, the truth is out there…if you dare to seek it!

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ for epic adventures in the world of Minecraft!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Enchantments Applied:	79
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical land of endless possibilities! Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of wild creepers!

In our server, you can team up with your friends to build the most epic castle ever seen in the Minecraft universe. But beware, because rival players might try to sneak in and steal your precious loot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive events where you can battle against giant spiders and zombies for a chance to win rare in-game items. Plus, our server is constantly updating with new content, so you’ll never get bored!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a secret realm filled with unicorns and rainbows!

Crafty AF: Where even your pixel art looks like a masterpiece

#artistic talent, art, artistic ability, artistic potential, ARTISTRY, aspiration, Crafty, Creative, dreams, GIFTED, Lazy, Masterpiece, motivation, natural talent, PIXEL, Potential, Prodigy, self improvement, skill development, talent, talent development, Wishful thinking

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	215645
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	46	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of being a noob at art in Minecraft? Join our server and become a prodigy without even trying! Our pixel art mini-games will have you creating masterpieces in no time, all while lounging on your virtual couch. Who needs talent when you can just fake it on our server? Join now and start living the lazy artist dream!

Crafty McLaughy Land of Nonsense

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! We have a dedicated section for posting hilarious memes, outrageous videos, and even cringey photos.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on giant chickens, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather pants. Join them in epic battles against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the villainous Wooly McWoolface.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Enderman. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CurryCraft: Where South Indian Players Outshine the Average Jeet!

Aesthetics, Appearance, attractiveness, Average, beauty, comparison, complexion, Cultural differences, currycraft, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, facial features, Indian, Jeet, Minority, Outshine, physical attributes, Players, prejudice, Race, skin, societal standards, South, South Indian, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	6577	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with South Indian minorities who are guaranteed to make you look like a Jeet in comparison. Join us and bask in the glory of their beautiful black facial features that will leave you questioning your own existence. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret powers that can turn your diamond armor into a saree fit for a queen. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most fabulous Minecraft server around!

Crafty Flopsters: Where even the creepers ask ‘Why did it flop?’

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	113429	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Villages Defended:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Star Shards Collected:	80	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our pixelated wonderland. Want to build a house made entirely of exploding TNT blocks? Go for it! How about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into the sunset, never to be seen again.

So why did it flop, you ask? Because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that mere mortals couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, there’s no turning back!

Block-It-Off: Repel the Creepers and Keep Your Server Virus-Free!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of getting attacked by virtual viruses while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has a built-in virus repellent system that will keep those pesky bugs away! Join us and never worry about getting infected with a digital disease again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of feathers and eggs. Join them in their quest to create the ultimate chicken fortress and defend it from the evil army of zombie pigs!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy! Swim in rivers of chocolate, climb mountains of cotton candy, and battle giant gummy bears in epic boss fights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest, and most virus-free adventure of your life!

Taxed & Trolled Minecraft Server – Where Lefties Love to Pay & Get Griefed by ‘Teens’!

#youtube, assault, commentary, controversial, current events, Government, GRIEFED.., lefties, lefty cities, love, Migration, Minecraft, News, opinion, Pay, Politics, Server, Social Issues, society, taxed, TAXES, teens, trends, Trolled, Urban, Video

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4969	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks.” Our community is like no other, with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where Endermen are the DJs!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown!