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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 6896 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 200 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Our server is like a time machine, transporting you back to a simpler time when your biggest decision was whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of Steve. With endless possibilities and a community of players who are just as nostalgic as you are, you’ll feel like a kid again in no time.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet and blasting “All Star” by Smash Mouth in the background? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ultimate blast from the past on our Minecraft server!