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BraphogCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mines Excavated:	4349	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where America is a little mini braphog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the world and humans are their loyal servants. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

2. We have a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln made entirely out of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon.

3. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of bald eagles and soar through the skies while shooting fireworks out of their hands. ‘Merica, am I right?

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but cheeseburgers. Collect as many as you can to become the ultimate burger baron.

5. We host weekly events where players compete in hot dog eating contests, apple pie baking competitions, and square dancing showdowns. Yeehaw!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziness that is America as a little mini braphog. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Blocky Unemployment: Where even Steve can’t find work

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ores Mined:	6542
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magic Items Found:	7205	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics and hilarious builds.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom dungeons filled with rare mobs and epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us for a wacky and wonderful Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud!

Crafty Holostars – Where Hololive meets Minecraft… and chaos ensues!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us at Minewind for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing around you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us at Minewind for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Villages Defended:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!

TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Farms Harvested:	319

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	116	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Mines Excavated:	4362	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	9824	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Votes:	8904	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Crops Grown:	3340
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!