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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2062 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!