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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 9695 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 |
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