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Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

assured, blocky, Calm, Casual, Chill, collected, Composed, CONFIDENT, Cool, easygoing, indifferent, laid back, McBlockface, mom, nonchalant, poised, Relaxed, self-assured, self-confident, Serene, Suave, Thinks, unflappable, unruffled, Youre

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1980
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

BROWN, Hand, Hindu, India, Indian Immigration, Invaders, lolz, Minecraft, Political, rakesh, Sati, Server, Shit, STOP HINDU INVADERS, tranny, White

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

employee dissatisfaction, employee guidance, employee supervision, factory hierarchy, factory operations, factory work, ineffective management, laborer supervision, lack of leadership, madness, managerial accountability, managerial incompetence, managerial responsibilities, middle management criticism, middle managers, Minecraft, production oversight, question.., supervisors, SURVIVE, task delegation, training new employees, warehouse management, workplace inefficiency

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

1. Know the difference, Awareness, Clarity, cognition, comprehension, Crafty, creeper, Difference, differentiate, Discernment, discrimination, distinction, DISTINGUISH, education, Expertise, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, knowledge, learning, Perception, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Towns Built:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

american history, civil war, confederates, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Crafty, democrats, Democrats vs Confederates, flag controversy, flag symbolism, flies CSA flag, History, Interpretation, Minecraft, partisan politics, party affiliation, Political, political beliefs, political commentary, rule, Southern Democrats, Southern heritage, Symbolism, world

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Void Gems Collected:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

Access, anticipation, Crafty, Demand, desire, entrance, entry, EXCITEMENT, exclamation, in, Let, lolz, long trail tags, me, Permission, PLEA, Request, Server, tags, Urgency, welcome

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

Adventure, Apocalypse, apocalypse on our terms, apocalyptic vision, armageddon, cataclysm, Crafty, Destruction, Doomsday, End of the World, end times, Extinction, final days, global catastrophe, Humanity, Land, LOLtastic, McLaughingtons, orchestrated, orchestrated destruction, Plan, Proposal, proposed apocalypse, terms, world’s end

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

Apathy, avoidance, blocky, Blunders, denial, long trail tags: indifference, madness, Minecraft, not my problem, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	5073	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4614
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

CraftyCare, diamonds, Family Support, Gratitude, haircare, personal growth, self care community, self care goals, self care habits, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care mindset, self care motivation, self care products, self care rituals, self care tips, self improvement, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sisterly love., skincare, Time, work

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

Afford, AMBITION, aspiration, Buy, Dedication, determination, diamonds, Dig, dog, dream, Effort, everyday, financial struggle, Goal, grind, hard work, hustle, motivation, perseverance, PuppyCraft, submarine, success, work, work ethic

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	6965
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!