Amazon.com (Venture Funded Company) Minecraft Servers

ErectCraft: WetResponsibility

arousal, arousal techniques, Communication, consent, ErectCraft, erection, female sexuality, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Intimacy, male sexuality, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual responsibility, sexual satisfaction, societal expectations, WetResponsibility

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7520	Potions Brewed:	45
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468

Come join our epic Minecraft server where getting an erection is like finding diamonds in a cave – a total responsibility! But wait, there’s more! Getting a girl wet is also on the to-do list for guys on our server. It’s like a quest, but with more water involved. So come on, join us and fulfill your responsibilities in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible! You won’t regret it, unless you forget to bring your pickaxe. Then you might regret it a little. But hey, that’s just part of the fun!

Island Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Anime, brook, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, franky, Grand Line, ISLAND, Manga, Marineford War, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Pirates, Quest, Roronoa Zoro, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, thousand sunny, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	144	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a treasure hunt for the legendary One Piece! Join us and become the ultimate pirate in the blocky seas!

Sail the pixelated oceans, fight epic battles against creepers and zombies, and search for hidden treasures that will make you the richest player in the server!

With custom-made islands, unique quests, and crazy mini-games, you’ll never get bored on this server! Plus, our community is as wild and wacky as the characters in One Piece – you’ll fit right in, no matter how weird you are!

So what are you waiting for? Set sail for adventure, join our server, and become the king of the pirates (or at least the king of the blocky world)!

NoKidZoneCraft

annoyance, Boundaries, care, child, Communication, Cultural differences, discipline, education, family, language barrier, Lazy, Manners, mom, neglect, NoKidZoneCraft, parenting, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, sharing bed, Sleep, Upset

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2719	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in your face? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to share a bed with a random child who can’t even speak properly? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just like the OP’s mom, we encourage cozy slumber parties with kids who make up their own language. Who needs basic manners when you can have a sleepover with a child who thinks “palapalapaapapala pan” is a legit sentence?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the worst mom ever encourages her child to crash in your bed. Forget about school and education, just hand them a phone and let them watch videos in languages they don’t even understand. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs CPS or the police when you can have a blast in our small town Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

PixelCrack: Quitting Mine, Crafted Life

addiction counseling, addiction free life, addiction recovery, addiction recovery inspiration, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery motivation, addiction recovery strategies, addiction recovery success, addiction recovery tips, addiction rehabilitation, addiction relapse prevention, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, addiction triumph, addiction victory, beating addiction, breaking addiction, conquering addiction, crafted, Life, overcoming addiction, PixelCrack, Quitting

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9226
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3083	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of being addicted to boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your addiction to mediocrity.

Our server is like a magical rehab center for Minecraft addicts. We have therapists on standby ready to help you beat your addiction to boring gameplay. With our insane challenges and mind-blowing builds, you’ll be too busy having fun to even think about going back to those basic servers.

Join us now and let us help you beat your addiction to boring Minecraft servers. Trust us, once you experience the craziness of our server, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to recovery!

CraftyUkraineEU

Alliance, Arming, chief, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineEU, Defense, defense budget, Diplomacy, European, foreign policy, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, military aid, military support, nato, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine, US

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Magic Items Found:	6990
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got NATO chief as our spokesperson yo. he be all like “arm ukraine, get that european funding, yeehaw!” come join us for some crazy adventures and political drama in the world of blocks and creepers. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not? join now before the NATO chief changes his mind and starts playing fortnite instead.

Eco Clash Craft

clash, Countries, Craft, cultural backlash, Eco, economic interests, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, environmental challenges, environmental conservation, environmental governance, environmental impact, environmental management, environmental movement, environmental policies, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, Environmental Science, environmental studies, environmental sustainability, opposition groups, research

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Votes:	906
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we fight against evil environmental policies by building giant pixel art of trees and recycling bins! we got a secret underground base where we plot our next move against the evil polluters, join us and be part of the resistance! we even have a secret handshake that involves punching trees and planting flowers, it’s lit fam! don’t be a noob, join us and save the virtual world from virtual pollution! let’s show those evil economic interests who’s boss in this blocky world!

Eternal Craft Empire 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4chan, alternative dating, Craft, DATING, digital romance, emotional connection, Empire, ETERNAL, finding love online, gf, internet culture, introverted, lonely, longing for connection, love, niche dating community, r9k, relationship, seeking companionship, Shy.., unconventional relationship, unique relationship dynamic, virtual girlfriend

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Farms Harvested:	187
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of being a lonely robot looking for love? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and find your very own /r9k/ gf who will love you for your dank memes and socially awkward tendencies.

We have a special algorithm that matches you with the perfect waifu based on your favorite Pepe meme and level of tendies consumption.

Not only will you find love, but you’ll also have the chance to build your dream fortress made entirely out of Mountain Dew and Doritos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the cringeworthy romance begin!

DeadlyDandelion – Minecraft SMP

Dangerous, dangerous misconceptions, deadly, DeadlyDandelion, Fatal, fatal consequences, Harmless, hazardous, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden perils, hidden toxins, Minecraft, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, potential hazards, risky behavior, seemingly harmless, silent killers, smp, underestimated risks, unsuspected dangers, unsuspecting threats

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Yo, so like, have you ever been playing Minecraft and thought “wow, I wish I could join a server that’s as wild as my grandma’s knitting club”? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado filled with exploding chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid pandas while trying to build a house out of Jell-O blocks. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the only rule is that you have to wear a pumpkin on your head.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players strutting their stuff in zombie pigman costumes.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, come join us! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

OddlySatisfyCraft

asmr, oddly satisfying, oddly satisfying moments, OddlySatisfyCraft, satisfying balance, satisfying completion, satisfying complexity, satisfying harmony, satisfying movements, satisfying order, satisfying organization, satisfying patterns, satisfying precision, satisfying predictability, satisfying randomness, satisfying repetition, satisfying simplicity, satisfying sounds, satisfying symmetry, satisfying textures, satisfying visuals

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Void Gems Collected:	35

Do you find it oddly satisfying to watch a creeper explode in a shower of blocks? Or maybe you get a kick out of building a house only to have it destroyed by a wandering enderman? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is home to a secret society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered. Legend has it that whoever finds the chest will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and mobs? Join now and let the chaos begin!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Brace for 2028, Conflict prevention, crisis management., defense alliance, defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., EU, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, military intervention, military preparedness, Minecraft, peacekeeping operations, PixelPanic, potential threat, russian aggression, security measures, Server, strategic planning

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	152	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we prepare for potential russian aggression in 2028!!! we got all the tools and weapons you need to defend against those sneaky russians trying to take over the world!!! build your own fortress and recruit an army of minecraft warriors to fight off the invaders!!! trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic battle for survival!!! join now and show those russians who’s boss in the world of minecraft!!!