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MinecraftManiaTV

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Crops Grown:	9839
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Meteorites Collected:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19

What’s one TV show everyone should watch? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time watching boring old TV when you could be joining our epic world of blocky adventures and craziness? Trust us, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other shows. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard that right. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams!

KamalaCraft2024: Fake News Edition

2024.., Edition, Fake, fake news, group, Hit and Run, kamala harris, KamalaCraft2024, microsoft, News, Propaganda, russia, us elections

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that shoots you into the sky at warp speed. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. but beware, there’s a secret society of evil creepers plotting to take over the server, so you better join our side and help us defeat them with our army of flying pigs armed with laser beams. trust us, this server is so lit, even Kamala Harris would want to play here.

Market Ancestor CoV-2: Global Match

Ancestor, bat coronavirus, common ancestor, CoV2, COVID-19 origins, disease investigation, epidemiology, genetic analysis, genetic sequencing, genetic similarities, Global, global common ancestor, Huanan market, infectious diseases, market, match, pandemic origins, public health crisis, SARS-CoV-2, viral evolution, viral research, viral spread, virus origins, Wuhan outbreak, zoonotic transmission

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

so like, you know how the common ancestor of SARS-CoV-2 is linked to the Huanan market? well, guess what? our Minecraft server is like the global common ancestor of all servers! it’s where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together.

join us if you want to uncover ancient mysteries buried deep within the pixelated world. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with rare loot, and hidden portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie pigmen and ride on the backs of dragons.

plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in our server, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space. imagine the chaos you could create by messing with the laws of physics in Minecraft!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our pixelated paradise!

Scrambled Eggs – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

40 members, Announcements, application, atmosphere, Average, backups, Builds, Community, Datapacks, Discord, eggs, Friendly, hermitcraft, Longevity, Minecraft, Redstone, rules, Scrambled, Seasons, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay with added datapacks for armor stand posing and mob heads
Community	40 members from around the world, aged 16-25
Seasons	Currently in the 4th season, lasting 14-19 months
Joining Requirements	Discord account, age 16 or older, building experience

FAQ

Why Join Us?

Our server offers longevity with fresh seasons and a friendly community atmosphere. With fun features like armor stand posing and mob heads, there’s always something new to enjoy.

What are the Joining Requirements?

Discord account is required for server announcements and communication
Players must be 16 or older
Building experience is preferred for player applications
Having a microphone is optional

Still interested? Join our discord and apply! https://discord.gg/W3rPw3x5

Crafty Mine – Minecraft Server

20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, Alliance, anniversary event, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, North America, Official WoW News, September Trading Post, Server, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Trading Post, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	243
Alien Abductions:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than the latest WoW cinematic? Well, look no further because our server is like the Threads of Destiny, weaving insane adventures for you to embark on!

Join our server and experience a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind! We’ve got crocolisk mounts, shark hats, and plunderlord sets that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies.

Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like the GLOBO FOMO guild on Moon Guard, but with even more epic quests and loot to discover. And don’t even get us started on the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn – they’ve got nothing on the craziness that happens on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs WoW when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Buy the rumor, sell the news! Minecraft SMP

Buy, buy low sell high, Financial Advice, Investment, market analysis, market behavior, market insights, market intelligence, market manipulation, market news, market psychology, market rumors, market speculation, market strategy, market trends, midwit, Minecraft, News, rumor, Sell, sell the news, Smart, smp, stock market, trading strategy

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the midwits out there who think they’re smarter than everyone else!

Join us for a wild ride where rumors are currency and news is just another item to be traded. Who needs diamonds when you can make a fortune by buying into the latest gossip and selling it to the highest bidder?

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories to keep you entertained for hours on end. From the legend of the chicken who could outbuild any player to the mysterious disappearance of the server’s most valuable block, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own intelligence all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

BlockBusterSMP – No time for distractions!

Accountability, addiction recovery, BlockBusterSMP, coping strategies, discipline, distractions, goal-setting, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, porn addiction, positive mindset, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-care, self-control, staying motivated, support system, Therapy, Time, triggers

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6030	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of spending all your time watching pixelated pigs mate in Minecraft? Join our SMP and we guarantee you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about porn! Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always on hand to provide counseling and keep you on the straight and narrow. Trust us, you won’t have time for porn when you’re too busy trying to survive in our crazy world of exploding chickens and lava-filled ravines. So come join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction for good!

GrudgeCraft

anger, deep-seated anger, emotional baggage, enduring resentment, festering anger, grudge, GrudgeCraft, harbored anger, lasting anger, lingering anger, lingering resentment, long-standing grudge, long-term anger, Old Wounds, pent-up anger, pent-up frustration, Resentment, simmering anger, unresolved anger, unresolved emotions, unresolved issues

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Emeralds Found:	5905
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Void Gems Collected:	32
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you still fuming over that time a creeper blew up your epic diamond castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned for life! That’s right, no more surprise explosions ruining your hard work. Plus, our friendly community of players will help you exact revenge on any pesky skeletons or zombies that dare to mess with you. Join us and let go of that anger by unleashing your inner Minecraft warrior!

Heckin’ StrikeCraft!

Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, escalation, heckin, hezbollah, idf, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, northern border, RETALIATION, SECURITY, StrikeCraft, strikes, Tension, Troops, violence, warplanes

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6264
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? We got crazier battles than those IDF troops on the northern border, man! Our warplanes don’t mess around, they launch waves of strikes on those pesky creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business. Join us if you wanna experience some real hardcore action and take your Minecraft skills to the next level. Plus, we got secret underground bases and hidden treasures that will blow your mind, dude. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now!

Pixel PTSD Prevention Server

assault victims, brain activity, brain scans, cognitive neuroscience, disorder prevention, early signs, EEG scans, emotional trauma, mental disorder, mental health, mental health interventions, neurological activity, neuroscience, PIXEL, Prevention, psychological impact, ptsd, PTSD development, Server, sexual assault survivors, targeted interventions, Trauma, trauma response

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is on fire? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes. we got eeg scans up in here, revealing all sorts of crazy stuff like early signs of ptsd development in sexual assault survivors. but don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of science nerds, we also got targeted interventions to prevent the disorder from taking hold. join now and let’s get this party started, y’all! #minecraft #litserver #brainonfire