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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 3149 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil llamas and riding on the backs of giant squids. And don’t even get me started on the disco parties in the Nether!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing secrets. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, my dudes!