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  • Building Block Buddies Unite

    Building Block Buddies Unite

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Us or You’ll Forget How to Mine! The Server That Will Change Everything! Or Nothing!

    Are you ready to step into the void and embrace insanity? Our Minecraft server is the epitome of non-existence, where every block you place might be the beginning of a new dimension or the last step into madness! Join us as we break the barriers of reality, where spiders talk and the sun is made of cheese! You will question your own existence as you try to comprehend why you even downloaded this game! Everything is possible here, except logic!

    Feature Description
    Quantum Mining Mine blocks that are actually just figments of your imagination! Why dig when you can just believe?
    Wait, Is That Water? Swim in pools of glowing obsidian while questioning if you’re actually wet or just trapped in a dream!
    Infinite Cows Cows that grow legs and run laps around reality. Can you catch them? Time is a flat circle!
    Dimension Swap Step through portals that lead to dimensions where your avatar might be the next Supreme Being. Or a potato!
    Texture Pack of Madness Forget plain old blocks! Experience the horror of ‘inverted rainbows’ and ‘shadow entities’!
    Conspiracy Chat Engage with chatrooms about how the sky is watching you. Spoiler: It is!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft is this server run on?A: Versions are merely suggestions. Reality is fluid, my friend. Or is it? What if the number 1 isn’t even a number?

    Q: How do I join?A: Joining is a state of mind. You might already be in the server. Look behind you! Are those blocks floating, or are you?

    Q: Is there a community?A: Community is a bunch of PIGS shaped like shoes. Find them, or are they finding you?

    Random Quotes from the Abyss

    “amateur preferred, but who is the judge of amateurs?”

    “I swear, if the llama doesn’t stop staring at me…”

    “I lost my mind, and it might be lost in the End!”

    “No, you can’t just kill the egg. It’s alive, and it sings songs from Mars!”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Caverns 1.20.3

    Crafty Caverns 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those ugly, boring holes in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server, bro. We only allow the most attractive, visually appealing holes in our world.

    Picture this: you’re mining away and suddenly you stumble upon a hole that is just so damn beautiful, you can’t help but stare at it in awe. That’s the kind of experience you can expect on this server.

    And if you’re thinking, “But why do I care about pretty holes?” Well, let me tell you, these holes are so mesmerizing that they will literally transport you to another dimension. Okay, maybe not literally, but they will definitely make you question your existence in the best way possible.

    So come on, join us and discover the beauty of holes like you’ve never seen before. Trust me, once you go hole, you’ll never go back.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Why Don’t Corpos Ioppers Watch Indies Minecraft SMP

    Why Don’t Corpos Ioppers Watch Indies Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of settling for boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the blue dorito label on the chuuba of servers! Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide?

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle and build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Sheep, who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GroceryGriefer

    GroceryGriefer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a place where you can hoard all the food to yourself without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience a world where you can stock up on all the virtual cookies, pasta, and rotisserie chicken you desire without having to share with anyone else. No more survival of the fittest in your household – on our server, it’s survival of the hungriest!

    Forget about food stamps, forget about sharing at work potlucks, forget about feeling guilty for wanting to keep all the food for yourself. On our server, you can focus on building your dream virtual world without any distractions.

    So come on over and leave your real-life food struggles behind. Join our Minecraft server and feast like a king (or queen) without any judgment. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP

    ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget visiting parents, come join this epic Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join but we told him he’s not cool enough. We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic dance parties at the Nether portal. So ditch your parents and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MineCraftCare: Right or Priv?

    MineCraftCare: Right or Priv?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring debates and serious discussions? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle all important questions in the most ridiculous ways possible!

    Join us and fight to the death in epic PvP battles to determine if healthcare should be a basic human right or a privilege. Will you be the champion of free healthcare for all, or will you fight for the privilege of only the wealthiest players? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously silly arguments along the way.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly doctor who will heal you for free if you can make him laugh with your best joke. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to win the ultimate prize of unlimited healthcare in the most bizarre way possible!

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  • Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat

    Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where buildings are sinking faster than a grandma in quicksand! We got more sinkholes than a cheesy action movie and more subsidence than a sad puppy!

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a real-life Florida, but on steroids! Watch as your beautiful creations slowly disappear into the depths of the earth, just like that time your ex stole your favorite hoodie.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the dolphins are getting in on the action. They’re building underwater cities and forming alliances with the squids. It’s like a soap opera, but with more fishy drama.

    So come on down and join the fun! Just make sure to bring your floaties and a shovel, ’cause things are about to get wilder than a rodeo on a rollercoaster!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MonolithMC SMP

    MonolithMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to MonolithMC SMPThe SMP will run an economy based server with spawners, crates ranks and more!The server is a spin off server of SlimeSMP a server which sadly shut down early this year!

    MonolithMC.apexmc.co

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Jaysick & Co.

    Jaysick & Co.

    New Minecraft Servers

    Jaysick & Co. SMP Server Overview

    Server Name Jaysick & Co. SMP
    Server Type Survival
    Server Start Date December 9th, 2024
    Server Features Mainly vanilla with some plugins for playability
    Discord Join our Discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

    A: To join the server, you need to fill out a form on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv. Once accepted, you will receive the Minecraft role to access the server.

    Q: What type of server is Jaysick & Co. SMP?

    A: Jaysick & Co. SMP is a survival Minecraft server with some plugins for playability.

    Q: Are there any events hosted on the server?

    A: Yes, events and activities will be hosted for the community on the server.

    Q: How long has the server been running?

    A: The server started about two weeks ago on December 9th, 2024.

    Q: What plugins are used on the server?

    A: Some of the plugins used on the server include LevelledMobs, LandClaim, and AuraSkills to enhance gameplay.

    Q: Is the server open to all players?

    A: The server is open to active players who are looking to join a friendly and chill community.

    Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

    A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

    Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players on the server?

    A: Yes, all players are expected to follow the server rules and guidelines to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

    Q: Can I invite friends to join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

    A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.

    Q: How can I report any issues or concerns on the server?

    A: If you encounter any problems or have any concerns, you can reach out to the server moderators or administrators for assistance.

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  • Mystic Mom’s Haven 1.20.6

    Mystic Mom’s Haven 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about boring mom gifts! Join our Minecraft server instead and give your mom the gift of virtual adventure! She’ll love exploring our pixelated world and building her dream house out of blocks. Who needs a planner when you can plan your next epic build? And forget about decorative baskets, our server is filled with treasure chests just waiting to be looted. Your mom will thank you for the most unique gift ever! Join now and give your mom the gift of endless fun and creativity!

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