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Holy Fuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Runes Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Arena helper, Battleground Duos, Cards, Crafty, CREEPERS, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Duels, Fans, Hearthstone, Hearthstone news, Hearthstone wiki, Japanese deck lists, Master’s tour, Meta report, Meta snapshot, Minecraft, News, Patch 29.2, patch notes, Server, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Western omelette recipe

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!

Anjou’s Lost Love: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	132	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Count of Anjou, who has been known to serenade players with love songs while riding a llama through the virtual sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find true love with the Count of Anjou himself!

Spice & Cuck’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mines Excavated:	3041	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t cheat on you like your ex? Look no further! Our server is like that cute girl you’ve had a crush on for years – loyal, trustworthy, and always there for you. Plus, she’s got some killer building skills and can PvP like a pro. Join us and never worry about getting betrayed again – unless you count those sneaky creepers trying to blow you up!

Send It to Adept: The Minecraft Server Where We Ask the Real Questions

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Oh, honey, you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet because you haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos that awaits you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids, with endless surprises and wacky adventures around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself roams the server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn mount that shoots fireworks out of its horn. Yes, you heard that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun server in the Minecraft universe!

Pixelated K-Pop War: Korea vs Japan Minecraft Madness

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and even befriending a talking cactus named Carl. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn as adorable baby kittens.

And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who throw the best underwater dance parties. Plus, we have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky.

So why haven’t you joined yet? This server is so insane that even Japan hasn’t protested it because they know it’s just too much fun to handle. Come on and join the madness today!

MineCrafty Capitalism: Where Being a Wageslave is Just Part of the Fun!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of being a boring old wageslave in real life? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where being a wageslave is actually fun and exciting!

Picture this: you start off as a lowly peasant in our server, working your way up the ranks to become the ultimate wageslave master. But watch out, because there are crazy challenges and obstacles along the way, like battling evil bosses who want to steal your precious wageslave title.

But don’t worry, we also have epic quests and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all that wageslaving. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the most legendary wageslave in all of Minecraft!

Gold Digger’s Paradise: Where the only thing you can mine is a wealthy spouse

Choices, DATING, Desperation, DIGGERS, Financial, GOLD, husband up, Lifestyle, luxury, materialism, MONEY, ONLINE, Paradise, relationships, rich guy, sacrifice, seeking arrangements, self worth, Spouse, sugar baby, sugar daddy, Survival, transactional, Wealthy, whore

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by either marrying a wealthy player or becoming an online Minecraft camgirl!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the economy is based on virtual relationships and scandalous online activities. Will you choose love or lust as your path to success in this crazy virtual world?

But beware, drama and chaos are always lurking around the corner as players compete for the affections of the richest and most powerful players on the server. Will you rise to the top as a respected spouse or will you embrace your inner Minecraft vixen and dominate the online scene?

Come join us for a unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

Creepers & Kardashians: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	1364	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate crossover you never knew you needed! Picture this: Danganronpa characters teaming up with the demons from Sekai Oni to take on epic quests and build insane structures. It’s a recipe for disaster, but in the best way possible! Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way, of course). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server – the possibilities are endless!

Philippine HoopsCraft: Where Minecraft meets basketball for a slam dunk of fun!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the favorite sport in the Philippines is not basketball, but block-building! Our players may not be the tallest in real life (average height of 1.63m), but in the game, they tower over their creations like giants!

Join us for a chance to experience the biggest meme in the world – where players build towering structures that reach the sky, only to have them come crashing down in hilarious fashion. Who needs basketball when you can slam dunk your way through a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft? Come join the fun and see why our server is the ultimate playground for meme-worthy moments!