am parker Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AwkwardlySexyMinecraftSMP

awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardlySexyMinecraftSMP, BEDROOM, chemistry, DATING, EMBARRASSING, FANTASY, funny, humor, INTIMATE, lingerie, love, Passion, relationships, role playing, Romantic, seduction, Sexy, theory vs reality, UNCOMFORTABLE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/800	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

OMG, so like, have you ever tried to flirt with a creeper in Minecraft? It’s like, so sexy in theory because they’re all green and explosive, but then they blow up in your face and it’s just awkward AF. But on our server, we embrace the awkwardness and turn it into comedy gold! Join us for epic pranks, ridiculous building challenges, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are. Plus, our admin once accidentally turned their house into a giant cake because they thought it was a mod, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. Come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

GreenlandGarrisonMC

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defensive purpose, denmark, Diplomacy, EU countries, european union, foreign policy, global politics, Greenland, GreenlandGarrisonMC, international relations, Invasion, military deployment, military intervention, nato, president, SECURITY, Troops, united states, us military

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/200	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Star Shards Collected:	129	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old real-world politics? Want to escape to a world where the only invading happening is by creepers and skeletons? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind!

Our server is so epic, even EU countries are considering sending troops to Greenland just to get a taste of the action. Who needs real-life wars when you can have epic battles with your friends in a virtual world?

And if your president ever orders the invasion of Denmark, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Our server is a safe haven from real-world chaos, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond.

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than politics!

NaziPurgeCraft

Adelaide, arrest, Arrests, australian news, CBD, crime, criminal activity, demonstration, extremism, far right, hate group, law enforcement, March, NaziPurgeCraft, neo-nazis, protest, Public Safety, racism, SA Police, south australia, White Supremacy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/300	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground society of rainbow llamas who control the economy! yes, you heard that right, llamas running the show!

if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a giant pet chicken named cluckington who lays diamond eggs every hour? that’s right, free diamonds for days!

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, we have our own little piece of paradise up there, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. plus, you never know when the llamas might stage a coup and take over the world!

Cannabis Brain Lag

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain scans, Cannabis, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, drug addiction, drug use, heavy cannabis users, Lag, long-term effects, lower brain activation, Marijuana, Memory Loss, mental health, neuroimaging, neurological effects, substance abuse, working memory skills

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/500	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

so, liek, u know how u smoke dat dank kush all day erry day? well, dis server is perfect for u cuz even if u forget where u put ur diamond sword, it’s all good cuz ur working memory skills might be a bit off but who cares when u can build a giant weed farm in minecraft, amirite? plus, our brain scans show dat u can still function even with lower brain activation, so come join us and let’s get lit in the virtual world, bro!

AllTheModiumCraft

2TB NVME, 4TB Backup HDD, 64GB DDR5, AllTheModiumCraft, Atm9, Central Europe, Discord, Economy System, Modded, modded mc, natural mob spawns, player community, player diversity, player interaction, player recruitment, Player Trading, public server, relaxed gameplay, Ryzen 77700, server economy, server performance, Shops

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/500	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
New Chunks Explored:	837795	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Location	Central Europe
Server Specs	Ryzen 77700, 64GB DDR5, 2TB NVME \| 4TB Backup HDD
Ping	15ms (EU), 85ms (East Coast US), 100ms (Asia)
Number of Players Online	6-7 players consistently

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the server?

To join the server, please hop over to our Discord server and follow the instructions provided there: Discord Invite Link

What mods are included in the ATM9 pack?

The ATM9 pack includes a variety of mods such as XYZ, ABC, and DEF. For a full list of mods, please refer to the official modpack listing.

Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, we have implemented an economy system on the server focused around player trading with a stable currency that can only be obtained from natural mob spawns and selling items to shops.

Are there any restrictions on player builds or activities?

We have minimal restrictions on player builds and activities, as our focus is on enjoying the game and having fun. However, griefing, cheating, and other disruptive behavior will not be tolerated.

Eternal Love Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Breakup, Closure, Communication, DATING, emotional, ETERNAL, ex, forgiveness, Girlfriend, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, love, Memories, moving on, Quest, relationship, romance, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wife

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical unicorn land with rainbows and sparkles everywhere! 🦄🌈

Like, seriously, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true in the game! ✨🔮

And the players are all like mythical creatures who will guide you on epic quests and adventures through enchanted forests and mystical caves! 🧝‍♂️🧚‍♀️

Plus, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest warriors can find! 💎💰

So, if you wanna escape reality and enter a world of pure imagination and chaos, then join this Minecraft server now! Just be prepared to lose track of time and question your sanity…but in a fun way! 😜🤪

BirthBlock Minecraft Server

Accommodation, anxiety, Birth, BirthBlock, Bonding, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, family, Grandparents, Minecraft, mother-in-law, newborn, postpartum, relationships, Server, Support, visitation, Vulnerability

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/600	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Star Shards Collected:	157	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and unwanted guests during the precious moments after giving birth? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family bonding experience without any interference!

On our server, you can create a cozy virtual home for you and your baby, free from judgmental in-laws and overbearing grandparents. No need to worry about anyone staying overnight and intruding on your special time – unless, of course, you invite them to your Minecraft world!

Forget about feeling anxious and overwhelmed after birth, because on our server, you can relax and enjoy the peaceful tranquility of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive comments from virtual family members about your parenting skills – unless you count the occasional creeper explosion as criticism.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate escape from real-life family drama. Build, bond, and block out the haters in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and creating memories with your virtual family!

CraftyCreeperz

American name, annoyance, Ciarán, classmates, Connor, CraftyCreeperz, Cultural, cultural sensitivity, Drama, fair point, Identity, irish, name-calling, personal preference, pronunciation, Respect, snarky comments, Spelling, teachers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/500	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of being called the wrong name like poor Ciarán-turned-Connor! On our server, we promise to always call you by your IGN (In-Game Name) and never give you a silly American nickname like “Caleb” or “Cade” unless you ask for it!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers without anyone calling you the wrong name. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will never roll their eyes at you for wanting to be called by your actual name.

So come on over and join us for a good time, where you can be whoever you want to be without any drama. Who knows, maybe Ciarán will even make an appearance and show those American classmates how it’s done!

BelieverGoneSMP

belief adaptation, belief enlightenment, belief evolution, belief exploration, belief flexibility, belief journey, belief openness, belief reconsideration, belief reevaluation, belief reflection, belief revision, belief systems, belief transformation, BelieverGoneSMP, changing perspectives, evolving beliefs, letting go, personal growth, questioning beliefs, Self Discovery, shifting paradigms

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/900	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Astral Projections Made:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Potions Brewed:	80
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, I used to believe that diamonds were the rarest thing in the game, but on this server, we have flying pigs that poop out emeralds! Can you believe it? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with talking chickens who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny. It’s like a whole new level of insanity, man. So if you want to join this wacky world of chaos and confusion, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

BlockyBanterCraft

adult content, age-inappropriate language, BlockyBanterCraft, derogatory remarks, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, harmful comments, harmful phrases, hurtful words, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments for kids, inappropriate jokes, inappropriate language, inappropriate language for children, inappropriate remarks, inappropriate topics, insensitive comments, mature topics, negative remarks, offensive language, What shouldn’t be said to kids

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/900	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t let you have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Why should you join? Because we have secret treasure hidden in every corner of the map – but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect it. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Minecraft unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can find and tame it. But be warned, the unicorn has a mischievous streak and might just turn your diamond armor into a tutu! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!