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Galaxion _Gens_

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Farming, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	210	Dragon Eggs Found:	5075
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Galaxion is a Tycoon Generator Server That includes: • Islands • Generators • Mining • Crates • Leveling Up • Much More!

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Luminex Network

Adventure, balanced environment, Builder, Community, creativity, Economy, Explorer, Fair Play, Fun, innovator, Jobs, Luminex Network, Minecraft Experience, Mini Games, new players, PvP, PvP arenas, seasoned players, Slimefun, Survival, Welcoming

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Step into the World of Luminex Network! Explore our dynamic Survival realm where every adventure brings something new. We’ve got SlimeFun to spice up your gameplay with inventive machines and unique possibilities. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or innovator, there’s always a challenge waiting for you.

Want to make your mark? Take on different Jobs and play a role in our thriving Economy. For those who love a bit of competition, our PvP arenas offer thrilling battles, and our Mini-Games ensure there’s never a dull moment.

Join a community that values fun, creativity, and fair play. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned pro, Luminex Network offers a balanced and welcoming environment.

Ready for an unforgettable Minecraft experience? Your journey begins here at Luminex Network

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Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Calm, Community, community forum, current events, Downtime, election, leisure, local ], local news, Minecraft, off-peak, Party, peace and quiet, Politics, quiet time, Relaxation, seasonal changes, Server, slow board, slow season, Tourists, Tranquility, vacation

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Potions Brewed:	82

Tired of dealing with boring boards and annoying tourists? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon can’t handle the heat. Plus, with all the chaos and craziness going on, you won’t even notice the election drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Dancing In The Street Minecraft SMP

Bro, conformity, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, dancing, dancing in the street, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, Failure, fear of failure, lack of confidence, Minecraft, peer pressure, Performance, PRESSURE, public display, qatar, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, social norms, stage fright, street

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we encourage you to dance in the streets from left to right like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs Qatar when you can have all the fun right here?

Join us for epic dance parties, insane building competitions, and quests that will make you question your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the party never stops. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come on, bro, show us what you’ve got and let’s dance our way to victory!

DumpsterDigsGFBlankets

beige aesthetic, boundary crossing, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Dumpster, Dumpster Diving, DumpsterDigsGFBlankets, emotional attachment, family heirlooms, knitted blankets, leaving threat, linen closet, moving past, patterned blankets, professionally cleaned, Screwed Up, sentimental items, smelly trash bag, tense atmosphere, trash bag

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the dumpster fire that is your relationship? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your girlfriend throwing away your precious blankets and making you dig through trash.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?

CraftyKidLies

amusing fibs, bedtime stories, childhood fibs, childhood memories, CraftyKidLies, creative imagination, creative parenting, favourite lie, fibbing, fun stories, imaginative tales, little white lies, make believe, parenting, parenting moments, playful deception, storytelling, storytelling with children, tall tales, told a child, White Lies

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike! Join us and unleash your inner troll as you trick unsuspecting players into believing the most outrageous lies ever told!

From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!

PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis

asylum rules, Controversial Decision, Dutch government, Dutch leadership, Dutch politics, EU, European asylum laws, european union, far-right PVV, government request, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, immigration restrictions, nationalist party, Netherlands, Oasis, opt out, OptOut, PixelPVV, political controversy, populist movement, Refugee Crisis, right-wing politics

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Void Armor Forged:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.

you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.

so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

Air, air pollution, cardiovascular disease, chronic conditions, climate change, disease burden, environmental factors, global health, health impacts, healthcare trends, high blood pressure, high temperatures, hot, mortality rates, obesity, Pollution, public health, risk factors, Server, Stroke, stroke awareness, stroke prevention, stroke statistics, Strokelympics

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ores Mined:	6844	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Crops Grown:	4856
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

172.240.3.189

Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Crops Grown:	1276
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!