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CraftyFool Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Brawlers, a group of players who have mastered the art of PvP combat using nothing but their trusty pickaxes and a whole lot of determination. Join their ranks and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that buried deep within the server’s code lies a secret treasure map that leads to untold riches. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the wealthiest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re known to cause a bit of trouble.

SchizoCraft SMP: Discord Edition

boardroom18, Chat Room, coping strategies, Discord, Edition, Join, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health chat, mental health community, mental health discussion, mental health forum, mental health help, mental health network, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental illness, Online Community, SchizoCraft, schizophrenia, smp, support group, Therapy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Towns Built:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately get thrown into a game of Minecraft Hunger Games, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks. Or how about joining our weekly llama race, where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot filled with enchanted goodies?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our infamous Piggyback Piggyback Race, where players must carry a pig on their back while navigating a treacherous obstacle course.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself at JOIN JOIN JOIN.gg/boardroom18! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a fun ride)!

MommyMinecraftDaycare

Babysitting, Boundaries, child support, childcare, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, custody agreement, disagreement, ex-partner, family dynamics, financial matters, MommyMinecraftDaycare, money issues, parenting, parenting decisions, relationship issues, shared custody, single parent, work from home

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4748
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody agreement? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of co-parenting with your ex’s new boyfriend, Jesse.

Experience the thrill of not knowing if Jesse can drive, give your kid a bath, or even show up on time. Will he be worth the $28 an hour like your current sitter? Probably not, but hey, at least you’ll have some entertaining stories to tell in the chat.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some heated arguments and accusations as you try to navigate the murky waters of co-parenting with your ex. Will you be able to come to a compromise where your ex gets paid to watch her own kid? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera, join us now! Just remember to leave your ex drama at the door, or at least until November.

BlockyLoveDisconnect

abusive behavior, addiction problems, BlockyLoveDisconnect, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, deal breaker, different values, dishonesty, incompatible lifestyles, Infidelity, lack of ambition, lack of compromise, lack of effort, lack of emotional support, lack of intimacy, lack of respect, red flags, relationship, toxic dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of Minecraft servers that are as boring as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relationship tester! If you can survive the chaos and madness of our server, then you can survive anything with your partner. From lava-filled parkour courses to battling giant mutant chickens, this server will push your relationship to the limit. So come join us if you dare, and see if your love can withstand the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

HubbyRightsCraft

Backlash, consent, controversy, culture, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, HubbyRightsCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, marital rape, Marriage, marriage rights, Philippines, public opinion, relationships, Senator, sexual rights, social norms, society, traditional beliefs, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2708
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	3940	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, there’s this one time this senator in the philippines was all like “do husbands have sexual rights?” and everyone was like WHAAAT?! so we decided to make a minecraft server where there’s no such thing as sexual rights, only building rights! come join us and build the most epic castles and pixel art you’ve ever seen! plus, we have a secret underground club where we throw wild parties with virtual cake and dancing creepers. it’s lit, fam. join now before the senator finds out and tries to shut us down!

CuddleCritterCraft

animal lovers, Animals, CuddleCritterCraft, cuddly, cuddly toys, dangerous creatures, Earth, educational toys, Endangered species, Fun, Gift ideas, imaginative play, learning, parenting, Playtime, plush toys, Safety, stuffed animals, toddlers, toddlers toys, wildlife

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Buildings Constructed:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

come join us on dis wild minecraft server where we give toddlers cuddly versions of earth’s most dangerous creatures. imagine having a pet creeper dat you can snuggle with at night, or a cute little enderman dat follows you around and helps you mine diamonds.

we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. you can challenge them to a race and if you win, you get a golden egg dat grants you three wishes.

but be careful, there’s a rumor dat a group of evil villagers have teamed up with the skeletons to take over the server. you must gather your army of cuddly creatures and defeat them in an epic battle to save the day.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on dis crazy server and experience the most outrageous adventures in minecraft history. but remember, only da bravest and craziest players can survive in our world.

NoobCraft: Where ChatGPT Can’t Outsmart You

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, capabilities, chatgpt, deep learning, Development, existential threat, Future, Humanity, innovation, Instruction, intelligence, large language models, learning, LIMITATIONS, LLMs, machine learning, Noobcraft, Outsmart, research, Skills, Technology

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the macarena. also, our creepers are trained in ballet and our zombies throw tea parties. u can even ride on a dragon made of rainbow cheese! trust me, u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else. come join da fun and see for urself! #bestminecraftserverever

Minecraft Server: SpanglishCraft

ambiente, amistad, amor, bar de lesbianas, Citas, comunidad LGBTQ+, confianza, conversaciones, coquetear, diversion, Edición, encuentros, ESP, fiesta, hilo español, lesbianas, ligando, ligar, Minecraft, Relaciones, salir, Server, SpanglishCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate adventure of “Edición ligando en un bar de lesbianas”! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding! 2. Our moderators are actually trained unicorns who sprinkle glitter and rainbows wherever they go. 3. The diamonds in our world are so sparkly that they blind any player who dares to look at them directly. 4. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against evil zombie cheerleaders who throw pom-poms instead of brains. 5. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a crazy and hilarious time on our “Edición ligando en un bar de lesbianas” Minecraft server!

TanQueenMinecraftSMP

Appearance, beauty, beauty standards, body image, bronzed, culture, fashion, health risks, Melanoma, Obsession, self esteem, skincare, societal norms, Sun, sun exposure, sun-kissed, tanning, TanQueenMinecraftSMP, trends, UV rays, Women

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where women are constantly obsessed with tanning? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all forms of tanning beds and spray tans! That’s right, no more orange Oompa Loompa-looking players running around our server. Join us for a sun-kissed free experience where your skin will always be pixel-perfect!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive diamond-encrusted dirt block. Rumor has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless treasure?

So come on down to our wacky world of wonders and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs tanning when you can have diamond-encrusted dirt blocks and crazy adventures with fellow players? Let the fun begin!

HouseHavoc Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child influence, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, ethical dilemmas, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, Friendship Dynamics, home life, homelessness, HouseHavoc, household responsibilities, Minecraft, parenting concerns, personal values, role of a homemaker, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love, traditional vs alternative lifestyles, vegetarian lifestyle, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Divine Spears Created:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of living with your husband, his brooding best friend, and your adorable daughter all under one roof!

Our server features intense conversations, philosophical musings, and even some piano lessons for the little ones. You’ll never know what crazy things Steven will say next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll keep you on your toes!

With Johnny brushing off your concerns and defending his BFF no matter what, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even end up homeless if you dare to stand up to Steven!

So come join us for a wild ride of family drama, philosophical debates, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?