Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘BTC pumps 5%’ and creepers explode with laughter!

alts dump, Alts pump, blocky, btc, BTC dumps, BTC pumps, CREEPERS, cryptocurrency, Emotional rollercoaster, explode, fear of missing out, financial stress, FOMO, hodl, Investment, Laughter, market fluctuations, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, McBlockface, panic selling, PUMPS, rollercoaster emotions, rollercoaster ride, Trading, uncertainty

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Mines Excavated:	3063	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4412
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of the crypto rollercoaster ride? Well, hop on our Minecraft server where the only thing dumping is your enemies into lava pits! Our server is so stable, even BTC can’t bring us down. Join us for a wild ride of mining, building, and trolling your friends. Who needs altcoins when you can have diamonds? Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server. Trust us, it’s a better investment than any crypto out there!

MinecraftMindMastery

emotional well being, inner strength, mental fortitude, mental health, mental strength, mental toughness, Mental Wellness, MinecraftMindMastery, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self-care, self-empowerment, strength

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Void Gems Collected:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7322	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical unicorn party mixed with a tornado of awesomeness! Like, imagine if Steve from Minecraft had a pet dragon that could shoot out rainbow fireballs and do the floss dance. That’s basically what you’ll experience on this server.

We got secret hidden dungeons filled with diamond blocks and gold apples just waiting for you to discover. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a herd of wild chickens trying to outsmart a pack of creepers.

But the best part? The community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world, from pro builders to redstone wizards. And everyone is super chill and friendly, like a bunch of pandas having a tea party.

So, if you wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure madness and mayhem, join our Minecraft server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on here in disguise, so you might even get to challenge him to a dance-off.

NPC-MC

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Active Development, bedrock, commands, Community, crate keys, Custom Plugins, Development, Discord, Economy System, java, NPC-MC, Rewards, Server, smp, SMP experience, Support, Survival, tags, Voting

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to NPC-MC, the ultimate SMP experience! NPC-MC boasts a fantastic community, unique custom plugins, an engaging economy system, and active development to keep things fresh. Both Java and Bedrock players are welcome.

1.20+

Show your support for the server by voting to earn great rewards, such as custom tags, crate keys, commands and much more!

Java IP: play.NPC-MC.comBedrock IP: play.NPC-MC.comDiscord: discord.gg/YMk3GPg2bH

play.npc-mc.com

HexArchon: Where everything is custom except for the players! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with custom worlds, items, mobs, skills, abilities, enchants, boss fights, dungeons, quests, land claiming, furnitures, decorative heads, events, Dynmap, and Wiki!

Abilities, Adventure, Boss, Bosses, chaotic, Claiming, Combat, Community, Custom, Customization, Decorative, Dungeons, Dynmap, Economy, Enchants, Events, Exploration, Feedback, Fights, Filled, FURNITURES, gameplay, Heads, HexArchon, Items, Join, Land, marketplace, Mechanics, Minecraft, mmo, mobs, Play, Players, Progression, Quests, Server, Skills, smp, Survival, Updates, Wiki, worlds

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

HexArchon Server Overview

Description
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Links

Our Values

Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
Trust & respect
Dedicated updates

Gameplay Mechanics

Custom Mobs
Custom Items
Custom Enchants
Dungeons
Quests
Abilities
Stats
Auto Farms
Furnaces
Furniture
Player Shops
Pets
Fishing
Quality-of-life Improvements

Technicals

The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications:

CPU: Intel Core i9-13900K
RAM: 4800MHz 16GB
Storage: 512GB x2 NVME SSD
Hosted on the US East Coast.

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132).

Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

GovtGriefers Minecraft Server

B movies, b@t3, Bans, charges, client list, Cuties, dance moms, distributing lewd images, Epstein, Government, GovtGriefers, Hollywood, Hypocrisy, inappropriate images, J1, Legal, mainstream Hollywood, Minecraft, MINOR, Netflix, reddit, Server, SMUT

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dimension Hops:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of mainstream Hollywood and Netflix getting away with producing questionable content while you get banned for posting a harmless meme? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, from discussing controversial topics to sharing outrageous movie plots. Who needs Hollywood when you have a community like ours where you can freely express yourself without fear of getting banned? So come on in and let’s shake things up in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyAthlete Minecraft Server

agility, athlete, Basketball, competitive, coordination, CraftyAthlete, excel, gorilla on ice, Hockey, Minecraft, NBA, Physical, Potential, Power Forward, PROFESSIONAL, Server, sports, Sportsmanship, strength, STRIKER, team player, Technical, Tennis

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a gorilla playing hockey on ice? Look no further! Join our server and witness the epic adventures of a gorilla who excels at sports like soccer, basketball, and even tennis (despite his lack of opposable thumbs)! Who needs a power forward when you have a gorilla dominating the court? Come join the fun and see what other crazy antics this gorilla gets up to in our world of Minecraft madness!

StepSisBash Minecraft Server

addiction, alcoholism, bachelorette party, Boundaries, club, Communication, family, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, Recovery, recovery journey, refusal, relationships, self-care, Server, Sobriety, StepSisBash, stepsister, Support, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Animals Bred:	43
New Chunks Explored:	621149	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like this crazy family drama, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining away, gathering resources, when suddenly your stepsister shows up in full diamond armor, ready to take on the Ender Dragon. But wait, she’s also throwing a bachelorette party in the Nether, complete with a club serving virtual cocktails!

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re a recovering creeper addict. We understand the struggles of addiction, even if it’s just to mining diamonds. So come join us for a fun and drama-filled adventure, where family dynamics and Minecraft collide in the most outrageous ways possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new stepsibling to bond with over pixelated coffee.

CheaterCraft: BF Drama Edition

Apology, Bisexual, Boundaries, CheaterCraft, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Controlling, Drama, Edition, emotional cheating, hurtful words, Insecurity, Jealousy, LGBTQ, low self-esteem, Manipulation, mental illness, relationships, romance, stardew valley, video game

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Animals Bred:	150	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Items Found:	1260	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Towns Built:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with jealous partners who can’t handle your virtual relationships? Join our Minecraft server where you can marry as many NPCs as you want without any drama!

Our server is a safe haven for all virtual romantics looking to build relationships with pixelated characters. No more sulking boyfriends or screaming matches over computer code spouses. Here, you can freely express your love for NPCs without judgment.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can have virtual kids with your NPC partners. Imagine the joy of raising a pixelated family with your digital soulmate! Join now and say goodbye to real-life relationship drama. It’s time to live your best virtual life!

MacronCraft Minecraft Server

Democracy, early elections, election results, european parliament, european politics, european union, European vote, far right, France, Government, historic gains, Macron, MacronCraft, mainstream parties, Minecraft, nationalism, political parties, political shift, Politics, populist, right wing, Server, voting trends

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Animals Bred:	32	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

hey there gamers, do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than macron calling early elections after some far-right dudes got a bunch of votes in europe? well then come on down to our server where the only thing more wild than the politics is the creepers blowing up your house! we’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, and more surprises than finding diamonds in a cave. join us for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the block?!” every five minutes. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. come join us now and let’s get crafting!

FarRightCraft: French Revolution

anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, election results, European elections, european parliament, european union, Euroscepticism, far right, far-right party, FarRightCraft, France, French, French politics, Le Pen’s party, Marine Le Pen, National Rally, nationalism, Politics, populist, revolution, right wing, right-wing extremism, Victory

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Crops Grown:	7309
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

so, like, have you heard of this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the wildest place to be in all of minecraft land. you gotta join because, like, the far right is claiming a large lead in france or something. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just with a touch of chaos and mayhem.

come build your dream house in the shape of a giant baguette or battle it out with your friends in epic pvp battles. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.

join us now and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that. just trust us, you won’t regret it. #vivalafrance #minecraftmadness

BabbleCraft – Where we embrace the silliness!

Babble, BabbleCraft, babies, cognitive skills, Communication, Development, early childhood, EMBARRASSMENT, Embrace, Faster, INFANTS, language acquisition, language acquisition process, language development, language learning, linguistic abilities, phonetics, silliness, silly, Social Interaction, Speech, toddlers, verbal skills

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Star Shards Collected:	71	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

yo yo yo come join dis server if you wanna level up yo language skills like a baby on steroids!!! we got crazy language challenges that will have you babbling like a pro in no time!!! plus, we got a secret potion that makes you sound like a mix between a parrot and a rapper, it’s lit af fam!!! so come on down and join da fun, ain’t no shame in sounding silly when you’re leveling up like a boss!!! let’s get babbling, baby!!! 🤪👶🔥

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