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SwordCraft Online Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!

FatherInLawFiasco Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Catering, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Demands, family dynamics, family visit, father in-law, FatherInLawFiasco, Frustration, generational differences, in-laws, lunchtime, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, PRESSURE, Respect, scolding, Server, Upset

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to demand you cater to us like a certain father-in-law! Our server is a safe haven for all players, especially those with newborns and demanding in-laws.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual family without the added pressure of wondering what you need to do to take care of others. Our goal is to have fun and enjoy the game without any unnecessary drama.

So come on in and leave the real-life stress behind. Who needs a glass of water when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let’s build some blocky memories together!

ExGFpaintingGoneLOL

aita, Body, Boundaries, CLOSET, Communication, COMPOSITION, creativity, Dating History, ethnicity, ex, ExGFpaintingGoneLOL, Girlfriend, hidden, Painting, Porno, Portfolio, relationship, Respect, Self-expression, sex, Underwater, unique piece

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a painting of your ex having sex? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like that one-of-a-kind piece of art your girlfriend made. Join us for a world filled with creativity and self-expression, just like how your girlfriend values her painting as a portfolio piece.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater-themed world and experience ripples of excitement as you explore. Just like how the ripples in the painting obscure the faces and bodies, our server will keep you guessing at every turn.

And if you’re worried about running into your girlfriend’s ex in-game, don’t be! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of dating history or ethnicity. So come on in and leave your worries at the door – just like how your girlfriend keeps her painting hidden in a closet.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let your creativity run wild, just like how your girlfriend’s ex did in that painting. It’s a fuzzy line between art and exes, but on our server, the only thing you’ll be painting is a masterpiece of fun and laughter. See you there!

CheatCodeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	2551	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play fair? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have cheat codes for everyone to use, because who needs to play by the rules anyway?

Join our server and experience the thrill of flying around like a majestic unicorn, spawning in endless amounts of diamonds, and turning all your enemies into harmless chickens. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you enter the secret cheat code, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

ZombieJobsMC

Apocalypse, brainstorm, Brainstorming, brainstorming activities, brainstorming exercises, brainstorming ideas, brainstorming process, brainstorming session, brainstorming strategies, brainstorming techniques, brainstorming tools, Creative, Horror, Jobs, real, Survival, Undead, useful, ZombieJobsMC, zombies

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragons Tamed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where zombies just mindlessly attack you? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve put those zombies to work! That’s right, these undead dudes are now serving up some serious skills, like farming, building, and even giving haircuts (they’re surprisingly good with shears). Join us and witness the zombie uprising… in a totally helpful way! Who knew the zombie apocalypse could be so productive?

CraftyComradesMC

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Buildings Constructed:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukrainian air force commanders tricking russian military with FAKE models!!! u can be part of the epic battle between fake planes and real planes, who will win? join now to find out and maybe even learn some sneaky tricks from the ukrainian air force commander!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the skies!!!

LavenderSMP: Where we pretend to be semi-vanilla while secretly plotting our vanilla takeover

accessible, Allies, Bouquet, character traits, Community, Flowers, form, fresh start, Gathering, jotform, Judgement-Free, LavenderSMP, LGBTQ, Lore, lower end, Meaning, MINIMAL, plotting, Plugins, PRETEND, safe space, Secretly, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, TAKEOVER, Technology, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Star Shards Collected:	104	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Minecraft Flower SMP Server Overview

Description
Hello, I am hosting an SMP oriented around flowers! We will be doing some lore, but it is optional if you just want to play the game and come have fun with us. Please be aware that “semi-vanilla” means that it has plugins, not mods. We have a minimal amount of plugins, and do not plan to offer a modded experience at this time as to be accessible to those with lower end technology. ♡

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	The only requirement to join is to be LGBTQ+ or at least one of our close, involved allies as this server was specifically created in mind to be a safe space for the community.
What is the theme of the SMP?	The basic idea of the SMP is that everyone gets to pick any flower that has a meaning. Their character should have the traits of their flower, creating a community of diverse characters.
Can I start fresh on the server?	We do not currently offer a fresh start, as the server has already started. However, you are still welcome to join and participate in the community.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the short form at https://form.jotform.com/241691616366058 to join the Flower SMP server.

CraftyBitchAss Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of strict teachers accusing you of using AI to write your essays? Do you want a place where you can goof off and still get credit for your work? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be accused of is building too many diamond castles! Our server is a safe space for all students who need a break from the stress of school. Plus, our AI will never rat you out to the principal! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only thing you’ll be failing at is not having enough fun!

QueenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of being a chud white boy and ready to bow down to our Black queens? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of twerking feminist asses and publish academic articles about it! While you’re busy jerking off to cartoon porn, we’re out here changing the world, one twerk at a time. So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in more ways than one!

CakeWars: NoNephewAllowed

adult food, birthday cake, cakewars, Cheating husband, children’s food, crab bake, family conflict, family dynamic, fancy food, gold digger, Grandchild, inlaws, judgmental, Lifestyle, mom shaming, nephew, NoNephewAllowed, Parenting styles, picky eater, sister, social media, thrifty moms

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws’ crab bake? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even toddlers are allowed to feast on crab and wear adorable crab hats. Join us and experience the drama of family feuds over social media, where your mom and sister might block you for letting your child enjoy fancy food. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, even if your family isn’t. Plus, if you join now, you might just witness a virtual birthday party where the cake sponsor decides to boycott and the drama unfolds like never before. So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics!