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Lasergurkenland

32gb ram, 5 year old world, Anarchy, big farms, Domain, Empty, free, Hosted, i7-6700HQ, Large farms, Lasergurkenland, latest java version, No Lag, No Rules, Private, Public, pure vanilla, TerraByte, Updating, vanilla minecraft, Zillyhuhn

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Farms Harvested:	233
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Emeralds Found:	6943	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Lasergurkenland Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Public pure vanilla server without rules
World Reset	Not reset since launch in 2020
World Size	2 terabyte
Rules	No rules at all
Server Specs	i7-6700HQ (8) @ 3.500GHz, 32GB of RAM
Access	lgl.zillyhuhn.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, there are no rules against griefing
Can players create their own factions or groups?	Players are free to create their own factions or groups
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	No, players of all ages are welcome
Are there any banned items or activities?	No, all items and activities are allowed
How often is the server updated to the latest java version?	The server is always updated to the latest java version

Frost Kingdom Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Community Backlash, criminal activity, discrimination, extremism, extremist beliefs, far-right movements, frost, group dynamics, hate crimes, hate groups, indoctrination, Kingdom, law enforcement monitoring, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, radicalization process, Realms, recruitment tactics, social isolation, supremacist ideology, Violent extremism, white power groups

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Emeralds Found:	5021
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Farms Harvested:	138	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, bro, do you wanna join our Minecraft server? It’s lit AF and we don’t discriminate against anyone, even white power groups!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner crazy and build the most outrageous structures ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

Forget about the downsides of joining a white power group, here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA

body art, Communication, decision, fire and blood, game of thrones, High Valyrian, husband, indifference, Marriage, matching tattoos, overreacting, personal choice, relationship, Sigil, small tattoo, Symbolism, targaryen, tattoo, TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA, Trust, tv show

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where decisions are made with fire and blood…just kidding! But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can express yourself freely without having to consult your significant other, then look no further!

Join us and show off your badass Targaryen sigil tattoo with the High Valyrian words “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” Who needs approval when you have dragons on your side, am I right?

We understand the importance of individuality and self-expression, so feel free to ink up your Minecraft character with all the tattoos you desire. No need to consult your virtual spouse here!

So come on over and join our server, where tattoos are celebrated and decisions are made independently. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow Game of Thrones fan to conquer the virtual world with!

PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

approach, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Etiquette, inquire, Intimacy, Minecraft, Polite, PolitePleasure, proposition, propositioning, relationships, Request, respectful, romance, seduction, sex, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

addiction, Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, catastrophe, coffee, Crisis, Despair, disbelief, emotions, global impact, hypothetical event, hypothetical future, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, hypothetical world, morning routine, Panic, shock, Wake Up, Withdrawal

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3890
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

LittleDigPlanet

Adult, AFK players, Block logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Creative, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Grief Protection, hard difficulty, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Animals Bred:	74	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Age Requirement	25+ years old
Ranks	No ranks or moderator positions
Map	New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
View Distance	32 Chunks
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server
Exceptions to Vanilla	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

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Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, casual encounters, Casual Sex, consequences, Epic, fear of consequences, fear of STDs, get fucked, Hookups, promiscuity, Quests, random dudes, risky behavior, risky choices, risky sex, Scared, sexual health, sexual health awareness, sexual safety, STDs, suck dick, unprotected sex

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mines Excavated:	4677

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ores Mined:	9656
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	4828
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

Boycott, boycott USA, Canada, Canadian boycott, CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global boycott, global market, Imports, international relations, international trade, Politics, sanctions, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, USA goods, world

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ores Mined:	9771	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?