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OopsieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

8 inches, being tall, body image, Confidence, dating challenges, dating struggles, Girls, height, Insecurities, looks, Minecraft, not attractive, not popular, Oopsie, OopsieCraft, physical appearance, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, social dynamics, tall guy problems, Ultimate

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of being a tall, well-endowed, slightly above average looking guy and still not getting the attention you deserve from the ladies? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and watch as all the virtual Minecraft babes flock to you like bees to honey. Why? Because on our server, being 6’2 and having 8 inches is like having a golden ticket to the virtual dating world. Who needs real-life validation when you can have pixelated love and admiration?

Don’t waste another minute being unappreciated in the real world. Come join our server and experience the virtual adoration you’ve always dreamed of. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to unlocking your true potential with the ladies?

”/MCP/ – Minecraft SMP: Local Derp Gang”

Advanced UI, Beginner UI, ComfyUI, Derp, flux, Forge, Free and Open Source, Gang, gpu performance, Hunyuan DIT, InvokeAI, local ], LoRAs, Mcp, Metastable, Minecraft, Model Ranking, Online Tools, pixart sigma, Related boards, SD.Next, smp, SwarmUI, text-to-image models, thread quality, Training, ui design, Vae

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Farms Harvested:	171	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by text-to-image models that will turn your wildest dreams into reality! Want a giant chicken riding a rainbow unicorn? Done. How about a house made entirely of cheese? You got it. The possibilities are endless!

2. We have a secret underground society of AI trainers who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. Rumor has it they once built a functioning roller coaster that goes to the moon. True story.

3. Our GPU performance is off the charts. We’ve overclocked our graphics cards so much that they’re practically sentient beings now. They’ll build your creations for you while you sit back and relax.

4. Need a break from Minecraft but still want to create some art? We’ve got you covered with our online text-to-image tools. Just type in your idea and watch it come to life before your eyes. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s build something epic together!

LoopholeCraft: Exploit & Explore!

ADVANTAGE, Cheating, Deception, Ethics, exploit, Exploited, Explore, Gaming, Grey area, illegal, Legal, loophole, LoopholeCraft, Manipulation, manipulative, morality, rules, strategy, System, Unethical, UNFAIR, unjust, unscrupulous

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
New Chunks Explored:	899929	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is full of crazy loopholes just waiting to be exploited!

Join us and discover the secret underground city where pigs ride on minecarts and zombies breakdance for diamonds. Want to fly like a bird? No problem, just find the magical feather hidden in the enchanted forest and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of Captain Creeperbeard, a pirate who buried his loot in a maze of traps and puzzles. Can you outsmart the traps and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready to unleash your inner loophole master!

GangnamCraft: Where Korean Women Rule

activism, advocacy, Awareness, CHANGE, empowerment, Gangnam Station, GangnamCraft, gender equality, Harassment, Justice, Korean, METOO, movement, protest, rule, Safety, sex crimes, social justice, solidarity, south korea, violence against women, Women

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

come join our minecraft server, where korean women gather at gangnam station to fight off creepers and zombies!! we need your help to stop the evil sex crimes from taking over our blocky world. build epic fortresses, team up with other players, and show those monsters who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with your fellow gamers. join us now and let’s save gangnam station together!

CraftyART Minecraft Server

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, art, artist, artistic expression, ARTISTRY, artwork, CraftyART, Creative, creative process, design, drawing, fine art, Identity, illustration, Minecraft, name.., pencil drawing, Portrait, Server, sketch, sketching, visual art

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic raves every night.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows and lava-spewing sheep along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DormCraft SMP: No Kitchen No Problem

college, college dorm, college living, convenience, Cooking, diet struggles, dieting, dorm life, dorm room, DormCraft, Dormitory, dormitory living, food options, Healthy Eating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, limited kitchen, meal prep, microwave cooking, microwave meals, no kitchen, Problem, smp, Student Life

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Villages Defended:	10

Are you tired of living in a dorm with no kitchen and only two microwaves? Do you feel like your diet life is doomed? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a virtual kitchen with unlimited food options! You can cook up a feast fit for a king without even lifting a finger (except to press the right buttons on your keyboard, of course). Join us and say goodbye to sad microwave meals forever! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers. Don’t miss out on the culinary adventure of a lifetime!

NoBraNoProbsMC

boy shorts, boyfriend’s friends, boyfriend’s uni friends, casual attire, changing at home, changing clothes, comfortable attire, door open, dressing comfortably, home comfort, home privacy, house guests, inappropriate attire, loose t-shirt, lounging at home, NoBraNoProbsMC, not wearing a bra, potential awkwardness, shirtless, value of comfort

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Votes:	9282
Mines Excavated:	2851	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can dress however you want – even in your comfy baggy t-shirt and boy shorts without a bra! We embrace all levels of comfort here, whether it’s lounging around or doing housework in style.

Join us and experience the freedom of expressing yourself through your attire, just like our fearless leader who rocks the braless look with confidence. Who needs a bra when you have the power of creativity and comfort on your side?

Don’t worry about potential awkwardness, because on this server, we celebrate individuality and personal comfort above all else. Embrace your true self and let your fashion choices run wild – after all, who needs a shirt when you can be shirtless like our fearless leader’s friends?

So come on in, leave your bras at the door, and let’s build a world where comfort and self-expression reign supreme. Just remember to close the door when changing – we may be wild, but we still have some decency!

CraftyCensorMCServ

authoritarian regime, breaking law, Censorship, China, convictions, CraftyCensorMCServ, Democracy, foreign ministry, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Journalism, Legal System, Media, News Outlet, political repression, press freedom, sedition, Stand News

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Animals Bred:	142	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server, where we have NO RULES except for one: you must build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of spawn. why, you ask? well, because the chicken gods demand it! legend has it that if you don’t build the chicken statue, your crops will wither and your diamonds will turn into dirt. don’t risk it, join our server now and start worshipping the almighty chicken!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of players who have formed a cult dedicated to worshiping the elusive cow queen. they say she grants wishes to those who bring her offerings of golden apples and emeralds. will you join the chicken worshippers or the cow cult? the choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of your minecraft world depends on it.

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players’ houses? it’s all in good fun though, right? join us now and see if you can survive the wrath of the ghost creeper while also trying to appease the chicken gods and cow queen. good luck, you’re gonna need it!

KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!

Black Market, Blood, Blood type O, DESPERATE, Desperation, dm me, Ethics, Exploitation, health crisis, illegal, KidneyCraft, kidneys, myanmar, organ donation, organ shortage, organ trade, organ trafficking, Poorest, POVERTY, Sell, social media, vulnerable

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the players are so desperate for diamonds they’re selling their kidneys on social media! Blood type O only, DM for details! Who needs kidneys when you can have all the diamonds you want in our server? Join now for a kidney-licious adventure!

ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!

Benefits, cold, common, common cold, cure, DURATION, Evidence, health, Illness, immune system, natural remedies, remedies, respiratory, review, side effects, Supplements, Symptoms, Treatment, wellness, Zinc, zinc benefits, zinc side effects, zinc supplements, ZincCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Emeralds Found:	5730	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

so, liek, u know how u get a cold and ur all like “ughhh i wanna die”? well, dis server is like the zinc of minecraft servers. it helps u get rid of all da boring stuff and just have a blast!

join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.

but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!

so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.