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NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

TaxCraft: Where the only thing more painful than mining diamonds is paying taxes!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	5690	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of boring tax season? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can avoid all those pesky tax deadlines by building your own virtual world instead.

Our server is so fun, even the IRS building couldn’t handle it and had to close unexpectedly! That’s right, we’re so wild that even the tax man couldn’t handle the excitement.

Join now for a tax-free zone where the only thing you’ll be paying is in diamonds and gold. Who needs taxes when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join today for a truly explosive experience!

Monkey Mindcraft Madness

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your virtual woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is so lively, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and get lost in the virtual world of blocky fun.

And if you’re feeling down or contemplating the meaning of life, don’t worry – our server is the perfect distraction to keep those existential thoughts at bay. With so much chaos and laughter, you’ll be too busy having a blast to even think about offing yourself.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a new purpose in life – like building the biggest, most ridiculous structure in Minecraft history!

The Anonymous Minecart Co.

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and hilarious antics.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Only the bravest adventurers can find it and claim the treasures within.

3. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by explosive sheep. It’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with players frantically dodging sheep bombs while trying to knock each other into the fiery depths.

4. The Nether on our server is a wild and crazy place, filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and lava waterfalls. It’s like a twisted carnival of chaos that will leave you laughing and screaming in equal measure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous llamas – they may look cute, but they’re always plotting something devious!

UNESCO’s Next Top City: Where Creeper Explosions are Considered Cultural Heritage

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Come join our Minecraft server where we have a Jewish burial house that UNESCO is dying to put on the world heritage list! Forget about castles and cathedrals, we’ve got a tiny burial house that’s only 110 years old but packs a punch in historical significance. Rumor has it that the ghosts of Jewish ancestors roam the halls, ready to guide you on epic quests and adventures. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server run by Jews? Join now and experience the magic of our not-so-ancient burial house!

Fubuki’s Funhouse – Come get lost in the virtual world of Shirakami Fubuki! #blessedbyFubuki

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	70459	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Zombie Dances:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Love Letters Sent:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place to be! Join us and experience the madness of (^・ω・^§)ﾉおはこぉーんPrevious: >>73286222 >YT Channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdn5BQ06XqgXoAxIhbqw5Rg>Twitterhttps://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/fxtUBRvb>Do your reps!https://pastebin.com/pwVJh73t>Shirakami ZOIDhttps://store.hakabanogarou.jp/view/item/000000014839>Shirakami Fubuki “Comfy Fox Inn” ASMR Voice PackBuy: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/comfyfoxinn_asmrvoiceTranslation: https://pastebin.com/uUJw7Fzh>6th Anniversary Flower Stand Projecthttps://www.sakaseru.jp/mina/event/5eea69a9c0abf2b2375ab0101985101e! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Americans: Mario RPGs Madness Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of playing boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we celebrate Nintendo’s epic fails like Sticker Star, Color Splash, and Origami King!

Why join, you ask? Because we have a secret level where you can battle giant paper monsters and rescue Princess Peach from the clutches of evil origami! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special power-up that turns you into a sticker and lets you stick to walls like Spider-Man!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of Nintendo’s biggest flops in a way you’ve never seen before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Blocky Bros: The Patriarchal Paradise

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flip the script on gender roles and have a blast doing it! Join us as we explore a world where women rule the roost and men are just here to serve as eye candy. That’s right, on our server, women hold all the power and men are just here to show off how good they are at attracting the ladies.

Forget about traditionalism or feminism, on our server, it’s all about women living lives of luxury while men do all the hard work. We’ve got third world boys mining away to create makeup products for our female players to use – talk about dedication! And don’t even get us started on the atrocities committed against men for not meeting hyper-narrow standards of masculinity. It’s a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the patriarchy is turned on its head and women reign supreme, come on down and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself living a life of luxury while the men do all the heavy lifting. See you in the game!

Crafty Endwalker: Final Fantasy XIV Server – Where Pixels and Potions Collide!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Enchantments Applied:	186	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted Bacon Forest where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

YellowFeverCraft: The Only Cure is More Blocks!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Potions Brewed:	159
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crops Grown:	7702	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of dealing with hyperfeminine Asian women who just don’t appreciate your height and ethnicity? Do white women just not do it for you either? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world where height and ethnicity don’t matter at all! Plus, our community is full of players who totally get where you’re coming from and will support you in your quest for virtual love and acceptance. So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after!

WolfyCraft: Where Spice and Wolves Roam Free!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Holo the wise wolf rules with an iron paw! She keeps the land in balance by only allowing the purest players to join her pack. Legend has it that those who prove their worth to Holo will be granted special powers, like the ability to summon a pack of loyal wolves to fight by their side. But beware, for Holo is not afraid to banish those who stray from the path of righteousness. Are you pure enough to join Holo’s pack? Come find out on our server!