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DutchCraft16: No Restrictions!

Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, defense capabilities, defense technology, Dutch F-16s, DutchCraft16, european union, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, nato, restrictions, SECURITY, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Crops Grown:	1426
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use dutch f-16s without restrictions!! fly around in ur own fighter jet and bomb ur friends’ houses for fun! watch out for the flying pigs tho, they’re armed and dangerous. also, did we mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and lava traps? join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!!

LootLlamaCraft Minecraft Server

LootLlamaCraft, Minecraft, Server, 布瑠部由良布瑠部

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking chickens and dancing pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a llama and were given a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. But beware, for the evil potato-stealing goblins lurk in the shadows, ready to snatch it away!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Rainbow Sheep Gang, a group of mischievous sheep who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join us and help put an end to their woolly shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy antics and absurd quests await you in this bizarre and hilarious world!

TitanCraft SMP – “wow this Shingeki no Kyojin show is really good can’t wait for Minecraft SMP”

action-packed, Anime, Armin, attack on titan, binge-worthy, cliffhangers, deepthroating, eren, fan favorite, Good, hours watching, INTENSE, Kissing, kyojin, mikasa, Minecraft, plot twists, refund, shingeki, Shingeki no Kyojin, Show, smp, Storyline, Suspenseful, Thrilling, titancraft, WAIT, wow

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the builds are the stories we come up with! Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, and finding hidden treasure in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon or when we all dressed up as Steve for Halloween. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most insane and hilarious Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even schlicking to Armin deepthroating (just kidding…maybe).

WeddingCrashCraft

adults only, ANNOYED, babysitter, ceremony, childcare, children, decision, duties, family, Invitation, Kids, Party, Pictures, props, reception, standing up, suit rentals, UNFAIR, Wedding, wedding party, WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Potions Brewed:	87	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24

Are you tired of weddings that don’t appreciate the true stars of the show – your kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for your little ones to shine like the diamonds they are!

Join our server and let your kids experience the thrill of standing up in a virtual wedding party. They’ll wear virtual suits, walk down virtual aisles, and even perform virtual duties – all from the comfort of your own home! And the best part? They won’t be kicked out of the virtual reception, because everyone is invited to party in Minecraft land!

Say goodbye to the hassle of suit rentals and childcare arrangements, and say hello to a world where kids are the VIPs. So come on, join our server and let your kids be the stars they were always meant to be!

TapWaterWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, TapWaterWarrior

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Emeralds Found:	8137	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you’ve ever wondered why people in countries with clean tap water still buy disposable water bottles. We have a whole town dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and secret underground water bottle societies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious.

HighSchooLolzCraft

crazy adventures, Friends, high school, HighSchooLolzCraft, Memories, Mischief, Nostalgia, school antics, School days, school memories, school shenanigans, teenage drama, teenage escapades, teenage rebellion, teenage years, unforgettable, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable moments, wild story, wild times, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5527
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Remember that time in high school when we all thought we were cool because we could fit 20 people into a single bathroom stall? Well, imagine that level of chaos and camaraderie, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like a virtual high school reunion, but with way more explosions and way less awkward small talk. Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that embarrassing promposal you made in front of the whole school. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits on our server!

BlockyPolitician69

abuse of power, australian politics, BlockyPolitician69, Charged, child sex offences, controversy, court case, criminal charges, current events, government officials, justice system, law enforcement, legal proceedings, liberal, mp, News, NSW, political corruption, public figures, scandal, sexual misconduct

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make u forget about all ur problems? well, this server is the bomb dot com, fam. we got unicorns flying around, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground club where u can party with creepers.

oh, and did i mention that our owner is a former nasa astronaut who discovered a portal to the nether while on a mission to mars? true story, bro. now he’s back on earth and sharing his epic adventures with us on this server.

plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. we have weekly build competitions, epic treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo with baby zombies.

so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure awesomeness, join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention there’s free cake every friday? yeah, it’s that awesome.

Sonic’s Block Party Minecraft Server

apply, BLOCK, career, customer service, employment, fast food, full-time, Hiring, Job, job listing, job opening, job opportunity, Job Search, Minecraft, opportunity, part time, Party, Recruitment, Restaurant, Server, sonic, Sonic Drive-In, SONICS, Team member, work

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of running around aimlessly in Minecraft, wishing you could go faster? Well, look no further because Sonic himself is hiring for his very own Minecraft server! Join now and experience the thrill of speeding through blocky landscapes at the speed of sound.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you collect enough golden rings on the server, you’ll unlock the ability to turn into Super Sonic and fly around like a majestic blue hedgehog. Plus, every Monday is chili dog day in the server cafeteria, so you can chow down on some delicious virtual treats while you game.

So why wait? Join Sonic’s Minecraft server today and start living life in the fast lane!

Minecraft SMP: AI DEGENerated Blocks & Memes

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, blocks, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGENERATED, DEGenrated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, memes, Minecraft, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Other links, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, smp, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1829	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	263
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on witnessing that drama unfold.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of dancing chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken bust a move like that.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hunt happening right now, with clues hidden in the most bizarre places you can imagine. Rumor has it that the final prize is a diamond block shaped like a potato. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a mischievous group of TNT-loving pandas).

CraftyCouplesConflict

busy schedule, career demands, Communication Issues, CraftyCouplesConflict, feeling disrespected, lack of communication, misunderstanding, partner arguments, partner expectations, partner neglect, Prioritization, relationship conflicts, relationship struggles, resolving conflicts, salary differences, Time management, work commitments, work priorities, work responsibilities, work-life balance, workplace stress

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Animals Bred:	75	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of real-life drama interfering with your Minecraft time? Join our server and escape the chaos of work, relationships, and responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your partner getting upset because you didn’t respond to their text message during your lunch break. No more feeling disrespected or not prioritized – on our server, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun!

With over 150k salary difference from real life, you can enjoy the virtual riches of our Minecraft world without any guilt. So leave the drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience!