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CraftyIncomeHideout

Boundaries, career, Communication, Conversation, CraftyIncomeHideout, Dinner, Friends, income, income disclosure, Manners, personal choice, personal information, privacy, privacy rights, relationships, Respect, rudeness, Salaries, social etiquette, social situations, Wife

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where we don’t ask about your income or judge you based on your job title!

Join us and leave all the awkward conversations behind. No need to worry about revealing your salary or feeling judged for your career choice. Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden treasures and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs nosy dinner guests when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers with your new Minecraft friends?

CraftyAccidents

accidental discovery, accidental invention, Breakthrough, chance creation, CraftyAccidents, creativity, discovery, eureka moment, fluke invention, fortuitous discovery, game changer, historic accident, innovation, lucky accident, remarkable invention, serendipity, stroke of luck, unexpected success, unintended creation, unintentional innovation

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Emeralds Found:	6611	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	3317	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Have you ever accidentally created a diamond sword while trying to craft a simple pickaxe? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected creations and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted golden carrots. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons grooving to the beat of a jukebox.

But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to stumble upon the legendary “Cake Island,” where the ground is made of frosting and the trees are made of chocolate. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden cherry on top, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical cake fairy.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and accidental inventions await you!

CraftyCreeperWar2022

Conflict, CraftyCreeperWar2022, fear, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, IRANIANS, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East War, Military, missile attack, nuclear deal, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tehran, Tensions, War

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff like tehran’s missile attack on israel but with more explosions and less political consequences. we have iranian players who fear war is coming but don’t worry, we provide virtual bomb shelters in the form of diamond armor. come build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and griefers alike. plus, we have a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and plots world domination. so come join us before the real war starts and let’s have a blast together!

Eggcellent Minecraft Server – 30 characters

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Characters, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Hearthstone, infinifactory, kerbal space program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Love Letters Sent:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Towns Built:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more blocks than you can count, more redstone contraptions than you can imagine, and more creepers waiting to blow you up than you can handle!

Join our server for the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft. Build insane machines, create mind-blowing structures, and conquer the pixelated world like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome boss in the game. And don’t forget about our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps – if you can make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good!

Behind You Minecraft SMP

Alarming, alarming situation, curse word, expletive, explicit language, fear, frightened, fuck, look behind you, Minecraft, Scared, shock, smp, startled, startled reaction, startled response, Sudden, Surprise, swear word, unexpected, vulgar language, what the heck

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and danger lurks around every corner! Join us if you dare, but beware of the creepers that have been known to throw surprise parties behind unsuspecting players.

Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a notorious group of pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you jump out of your seat. One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens descended from the sky and started pelting them with eggs. It was clucking madness!

But fear not, for our community is filled with laughter and camaraderie. We have epic build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous structures, from giant toilets to floating castles made entirely out of cake. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search far and wide for hidden loot that is guarded by evil rabbits with a taste for mischief.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises. Just remember to always keep an eye out behind you, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows.

PuppyPanicCraft

accident, accidental injury, Apology, emergency vet, friend’s dog, Friendly, game night, golden retriever, Guilt, hyper dog, minor injury, Panic, panic mode, perspective, PuppyPanicCraft, RESPONSIBILITY, second guessing, selfish, stepping on paw, vet visit, yelp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pet care? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize the well-being of all virtual animals!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally stepping on a pixelated dog’s paw and facing the moral dilemma of whether or not to rush them to the emergency vet in the middle of the night. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who prioritizes saving virtual coins over a virtual pet’s health?

Embark on epic quests to find the rarest pixelated vet items to heal your virtual pets, all while navigating the drama of virtual friendships and virtual guilt trips. Who knew virtual pet care could be so intense?

So, come join our server and show off your virtual pet care skills! And remember, in the world of Minecraft, every pixelated paw matters.

CraftyHacksMC

Clever, CraftyHacksMC, creativity, diy, efficiency, Helpful, hidden, ingenious, innovation, life hack, organization, problem solving, productivity, Resourcefulness, secret, Surprising, Time management, Tips, Tricks, unknown, useful

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn you into a Minecraft pro faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us and you’ll discover the ultimate life hack that will have your friends shaking in their diamond boots.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And if you think that’s crazy, wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on flying chickens and skeletons that shoot rainbows out of their bows.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the secret treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond block so big, you could build a house out of it. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of humor. Because on our server, anything is possible – even riding a pig into battle while wearing a tutu.

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

Activity, ADVANCE, bills, BLOCK, blockcraft, Conflict, foreign policy, Government, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Israel, Knesset, legislation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, palestinian refugees, Politics, resolution, Server, Support, united nations, Unwra

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5034
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the whole block universe? Well, let me tell you why you gotta join our server ASAP!

First off, we got pigs that can fly, like for real! These pigs got wings and they be zooming around the server like they own the place. And don’t even get me started on our diamond armor-wearing chickens that lay golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right, GOLDEN EGGS!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers with laser eyes. And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magic sword that can shoot fireballs. It’s like a freakin’ fantasy movie up in here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RafaleRumbleCraft

aerial combat, aerial target, air defense, aircraft, balloon-type target, China, chinese spy, Defense, defense system, Espionage, fighter jet, India, Indian Air Force, Military, military operation, military technology, national security, Rafale jet, RafaleRumbleCraft, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Crops Grown:	4940
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

lol this server is like the indian air force but in minecraft!! we use rafale jets to shoot down chinese spy balloons!! join us for epic battles in the sky and show off your flying skills like a pro pilot!! we promise you’ll have a blast and maybe even become a top gun in no time!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and let’s take down those sneaky spies together!!

NotGayMinecraftServer

acceptance, Boundaries, communication problems, convince girlfriend, Insecurity, LGBTQ, love, misunderstandings, not gay, NotGayMinecraftServer, open communication, peer pressure, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Respect, self-identity, sexual orientation, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	76	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Tired of your girlfriend accusing you of being gay just because you haven’t kissed any guys? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you’re all about building and crafting, not smooching dudes! With our epic virtual world, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring hidden caves to worry about silly accusations. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Join now and prove once and for all that you’re straight as an arrow… in Minecraft, at least!