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BlockyConfessions: No Shame Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	742
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life! Join us for crazy antics, epic battles, and maybe even a little romance (in-game, of course). And don’t worry, you don’t have to be a lolicon to enjoy all the fun – just bring your sense of humor and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Science LOLz – Call That a Creeper?

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take sparkling wine so seriously that we might just have a panic attack if you call it champagne! Join us for the most intense wine tastings in the virtual world, where we debate the finer points of bubbly beverages and maybe even have a few virtual police arrests for those who dare to mix up their drinks. Who knew Minecraft could be so classy and chaotic at the same time? So come on in and join the sparkling wine revolution, just make sure you know your stuff or prepare to face the consequences!

DerpyCraft: Because Why Not

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	137
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!

Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.

CommunistCraft: Where Lysenko’s Crops Always Grow Strong

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take farming to a whole new level! Forget about planting boring old wheat or potatoes, on our server, we specialize in growing giant turnips that can feed entire villages!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you can complete the commie questline and learn all about Lysenko, the master of turnip genetics. Who knew that farming could be so political and hilarious at the same time?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Golden Turnip, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, turnips, and maybe even a few communist conspiracies. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

BayouCraft: Where even Louisiana criminals find a home!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!

We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.

Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by the tears of defeated creepers, making it the most powerful and explosive server in existence. 2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle Ender Dragons while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Trust me, it’s clucking awesome. 3. Our moderators are actually wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with just a flick of their wands. 4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. 5. If you join our server, you’ll automatically gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and breathe underwater like a mermaid. Who needs potions when you have magical server powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of pesky women and just enjoy some good old fashioned gaming? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any distractions from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interruptions from those pesky females. Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of keeping women at bay while we conquer the virtual world.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where men rule and women drool. Our server is the ultimate bro paradise where you can let loose and be yourself without any judgment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true meaning of bro camaraderie. Remember, real men game without women!

Hoobs Live VS Hypixel

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Hypixel	Hoobs Live
Large player base	Interactive integration with Youtube
Multiple game modes	Hoob Loot rewards
Frequent updates	Unique and innovative gameplay
Well-established and reputable server	Friendly community and chat experience

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Hypixel	Hoobs Live
What types of game modes are available?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including mini-games, survival, and role-playing.	Hoobs Live focuses on interactive integration with Youtube and offers unique gameplay experiences for players.
How big is the player base?	Hypixel has a large and active player base with thousands of players online at any given time.	Hoobs Live has a smaller but close-knit community that values interaction and engagement with players.
Are there regular updates to the server?	Hypixel consistently updates their server with new features, game modes, and events to keep players engaged.	Hoobs Live prioritizes unique and innovative gameplay experiences, with updates that enhance player interaction and engagement.
What sets this server apart from others?	Hypixel is well-established and reputable, offering a wide range of game modes and activities for players to enjoy.	Hoobs Live stands out for its integration with Youtube, Hoob Loot rewards, and a friendly community atmosphere in the chat.

Pixel Peen Paradise

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	6287	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pics are so good, you’ll think you’re playing in real life! Our server is exclusively for players aged 18-30 because we believe in keeping things youthful and energetic. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no fatty girls” policy because we only want the most fit and fabulous players building in our world. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? Join now and find out!

Crafty Wrestler’s World: Where She Builds More Than Just Drama

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Void Armor Forged:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than watching a retired wrestler give blowjobs to rich old men? Look no further! Our server is filled with more action, adventure, and creativity than you can shake a stick at. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s tighter than spandex on a sumo wrestler. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unlike those rich old men!