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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6162 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 196 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 154 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
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