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BootyBlockerCraft

anatomy, biology, BootyBlockerCraft, buoyancy, butthole, Colon, Depth, drowning, gastrointestinal, health, human body, medical condition, PHYSICS., PRESSURE, Rectum, Risk, Safety, Sphincter, swimming, Underwater, Water

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s most pressing questions like “How deep would someone have to go in water for their butthole to fail and let water in?” Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of the ocean and test the limits of our virtual anatomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Pirates, a group of players who sail the high seas in search of treasure and booty (pun intended). Join their crew and embark on epic quests filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater base where players can engage in intense battles using nothing but fish as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the depth of your butthole).

PastaFighters Minecraft Server

Conflict, CONVICTED, crime, criminal, European, extradition, foreign fighter, International, Italian, Justice, Minecraft, murderer, News, paedophile, PastaFighters, Prison, russia, scandal, Server, Soldier, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Potions Brewed:	174	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can team up with convicted italian murderers and paedophiles who are fighting for russia in ukraine? well, do we have the server for u! join us for some chaotic fun as we build, mine, and cause mayhem with our unlikely allies. who knows, maybe u’ll even learn a thing or two about survival from these hardened criminals. so come on down and join the insanity, we promise it’ll be a killer time!

UkraineCraft: Kim’s Krazy Soldiers

defense strategy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international conflict, Kims, KRAZY, military intelligence, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military threats, national security, North Korea, North Korean military, political instability, Risk, security threat, soldiers, suicide missions, suicide soldiers, Ukraine battlefield, UkraineCraft, unconventional warfare, WARFARE

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1212
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	110	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where North Korea’s suicide soldiers have invaded the Ukraine battlefield? Yeah, you heard me right! These soldiers be blowin’ stuff up left and right, makin’ the game extra intense and unpredictable. But don’t worry, we got special protection for all our players so you won’t get blown to bits too easily. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide and plot your revenge against those crazy soldiers. So come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server!

Copper Crafters Guild

$1.9 million, arizona, Bacteria, College of Medicine, Copper, Crafters, grant, guild, HARMFUL, harness, health, kill, Medical, microorganisms, Mysteries, National Institutes of Health, research, Researcher, Science, study, tucson, Uncovering, University of Arizona

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we harness the power of COPPER to defeat all the evil bacteria and microorganisms!!! 🦠💥

our fearless leader, Dr. Steve, discovered a secret potion that turns copper into a deadly weapon against all the gross germs in the world. now we’re on a quest to rid minecraft of all the icky stuff that makes you sick 😷

join us and become a copper crusader, fighting alongside Dr. Steve to save the world, one pixelated germ at a time. plus, we have epic battles, crazy challenges, and a secret underground lab where we cook up our magical potions 🧪🔬

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and help us save minecraft from the microscopic menace! 💪🔥 #CopperCrusadersUnite

Epic Adventure Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, Adventure, Epic, film analysis, film critique, film evaluation, film rating, film recommendation, is it bad, is it good, Is it Worth It?, is it worth the hype, is it worth the money, is it worth the watch, movie assessment, movie opinion, movie review, movie suggestion, Quest, should I see it, should I watch, watch or skip, worth the time, worth watching

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Animals Bred:	154	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Bro, let me tell you, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of pure gold.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will make your brain explode with joy.

We’ve got more epic builds than a dragon’s treasure hoard and more fun than a barrel full of monkeys on caffeine.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what reality even means.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BirthdayBashMC Server

Birthday, BirthdayBashMC, BIRTHDAYS, celebration, commitments, Communication, compromise, compromises, emotions, family, hurt feelings, inconsiderate, misunderstandings, Opinions, Plans, relationships, Scheduling, Server, Siblings, sister, weekends

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9943
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of celebrating birthdays on the exact date? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of birthday celebrations that are always on point.

We promise to never forget your special day, just like how we never forget to mine diamonds. Our community is full of players who understand the significance of celebrating birthdays as close to the date as possible. Plus, we have epic family hikes in-game that will make your birthday celebrations unforgettable.

Don’t be like the OP’s little sister, who got upset when her family couldn’t celebrate on the exact date. Join our server and never worry about missing out on a birthday celebration again. We even have special events and surprises planned for your big day.

So come on over and join us for a birthday bash like no other. Who needs real-life plans when you can party it up in Minecraft with us? Let’s make your birthday the talk of the server!

CraftyQueerHousemates

acceptance, anger, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Conflict, conventional attractiveness, CraftyQueerHousemates, friendship, Gay, LGBTQ, norms, open environment, personal issues, personal space, Respect, roommate dynamics, roommates, Self Discovery, Sexuality, Straight.., Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	898052	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as open and boundary-pushing as my roommates? Look no further! Join our server where we never lock the doors to the virtual bathroom – pee while someone’s showering, brush your teeth while someone’s taking a virtual dump, it’s all fair game!

Our community is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re rooming with Tom and Jerry themselves. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have a virtual underwear party with your fellow players – it’s all part of the fun!

But that’s not all – we also have drama hotter than a lava pit. Join in on the action as players grapple with their sexuality, come out to their virtual roommates, and deal with accusations of secretly lusting after their pixelated pals. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

So come join our server today and experience the wildest, most boundary-pushing Minecraft community out there. Who needs real-life roommates when you have us?

CraftyLuxeMC

affluence, comfort, convenience, CraftyLuxeMC, excess, Exclusivity, extravagance, high end, indulgence, lavishness, leisure, luxury, opulence, pampering, Premium, Privilege, Rarity, sophistication, Splurge, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	199	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Have you ever dreamed of living in a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all that and more!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even turn dirt blocks into stacks of emeralds!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows!

KyivCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, Conflict, conflict escalation, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, military conflict, military offensive, Minecraft, political tension, Russian intervention, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Ukrainian government, War, war claims

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Emeralds Found:	864
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

come join our minecraft server because we have more explosions than ukraine’s largest attack of war so far, kyiv claims! our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a creeper on steroids! build your own empire and conquer other players with our epic weapons and armor! trust us, you won’t find a more intense and chaotic server out there! plus, our community is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CableCraft: Russian Ship Edition

Asia-Pacific, CableCraft, cargo ship, Communication, Cyber Security, Defense, Edition, Espionage, Geopolitics, international waters, loitering, Maritime, Military, Monitoring, Naval, Russian, SECURITY, Ship, Surveillance, suspicious activity, taiwan, Technology, undersea cables

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian cargo ships loitering above undersea cables near taiwan for weeks! why, you ask? because we have secret treasure hidden in the depths of the ocean guarded by russian sailors with a love for blocky building! join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of the deep sea while dodging russian spies and their sneaky tactics! who knows what you’ll find down there, maybe even a lost civilization of underwater villagers who speak in dolphin language! so grab your pickaxe and dive into the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!