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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7881
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6880	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	204
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of being held back by your boring country? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only limits are your imagination! Leave behind the anchor of your birthplace and set sail for a land of endless possibilities. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Join us and break free from the shackles of reality!

> Install Game Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	128	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchantments Applied:	115	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to never uninstall the game? That’s right, once you join, you can never escape the madness that awaits you.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of players dressed as llamas and a herd of angry cows. Why are they fighting? Who knows, but it’s hilarious to watch!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the treasure for yourself?

And let’s not forget about the infamous “no villain” policy. That’s right, on this server, you can’t be the bad guy. But don’t worry, there are plenty of mischievous players who will gladly take on the role of the villain, whether it’s stealing your diamonds or building a giant statue of a potato in your front yard.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! Just remember, once you install the game, there’s no turning back.

Crafty Creepers Minecraft Server

88952651, Crafty, CREEPERS, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8199	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Divine Spears Created:	12
Votes:	6119	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant diamond block!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted eggs that grant wishes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow unicorns and flying llamas!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes and a house made entirely out of cake? Let the craziness begin!

Grifter Sperg Minecraft SMP – The Only Reason I Didn’t Want

controversy, criticism, Didnt, dislike, election, FAGGOT, Frustration, grifter, hate, Minecraft, online behavior, opinion, personal feelings, political views, Politics, public figure, rant, reason, shitposting, smp, social media, Sperg, trump, twitter

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	9252
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between players, like when Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and she retaliated by flooding his base with lava.

But beware, our resident grifter sperg is always causing trouble with his wild antics, like building giant phallic structures all over the server or starting beef with other players for no reason. And don’t even get us started on his constant shitposting in the chat – it’s a never-ending stream of memes and trolling that will have you laughing and rolling your eyes at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Epic Elin’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that succubi roam the map, ready to join your party and cause chaos wherever you go. And don’t even get us started on the NPCs – you can drag along a whole festival of them if you want!

Join us if you’re ready for a non-stop party with demon summonings, crazy adventures, and more NPCs than you can handle. Who needs a regular old Minecraft server when you can have all this insanity? Come join the fun and see just how wild things can get on our server – you won’t regret it!

Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	143613	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

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Hey you! Yes, you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Do you crave drama, excitement, and outrageousness? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join now for the chance to battle against evil land eaters and behemoths in epic solo raids! But be warned, the maintenance crew might accidentally turn you into a pumpkin or a frog during the process. It’s all part of the fun!

And don’t miss out on our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel. Who knew they were such badasses with swords and magic powers? Plus, upcoming recruit Grave is rumored to have a pet zombie unicorn that farts rainbows. How cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Dress up your character in the latest fashion with costume passes like Scarlet’s Black Shadow Longing Flower or D’s Killer Wife Secret Party Cleaner. Because nothing says “I’m here to slay monsters” like a killer party outfit!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of entertainment, insanity, and pure chaos. And remember, lewding my daughter is strictly prohibited. We have a giant chicken ready to peck anyone who dares to break the rules! 🐔🚫😂

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⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6055
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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KWA Bot Y Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, automated support, Automation, Bot, chatbot, conversational AI, digital assistant, Digital Innovation, Future Tech, innovation, intelligent assistant, Kwa, KWABOTY, machine learning, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, Server, smart technology, Tech Trends, Technology, virtual assistant, virtual help

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5711
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mines Excavated:	2739
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than KWABotY! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined KWABotY and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who offered to be their personal bodyguard. This llama, named Larry, had a secret talent for juggling TNT while riding a unicycle. Together, they went on epic adventures, battling evil chickens and conquering towering castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! On KWABotY, you can also participate in our weekly “Dance-Off” competitions, where players must bust a move while being chased by a horde of zombie disco dancers. The winner gets a magical disco ball that grants them the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain chaos upon their enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join KWABotY today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Job Hunt Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1074	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being a jobless noob in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only job you need is to mine, craft, and survive!

Forget about the anxiety-inducing real world, where you have to deal with annoying bosses and coworkers. In our SMP, the only people you’ll encounter are friendly players who are just as obsessed with building pixelated castles and fighting off creepers as you are.

Plus, who needs a job when you can spend your days exploring vast landscapes, battling dragons, and trading with villagers? Trust us, once you join our SMP, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where the only job requirement is having fun!

BlockyDragons – Minecraft Server

Big Elf C*ck, BlockyDragons, chuds, Community, cullen, cute, DA Tapestry, Davrin, discussion, dragon age, Dragon Age General, Fandom, games, Gay Rights, goty, Lucanis, Minecraft, Server, Veilguard, Veilguard husbando poll, Veilguard Official Launch Trailer, Veilguard player count

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Love Letters Sent:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate GAY RIGHTS and all things Dragon Age! Join us to talk about the new GOTY Dragon Age: Veilguard and other irrelevant DA games.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have an official launch trailer for Veilguard that will make you want to build your own epic fantasy world in Minecraft. And if you want to laugh at the chuds who keep losing in Veilguard, we have a player count chart just for that!

But wait, there’s more! We have a husbando poll for Veilguard characters, a link to the DA Tapestry that doesn’t matter because none of your choices in Veilguard matter anyway, and a wikia page for Lucanis because he’s heckin’ cute.

And let’s not forget about the Big Elf C*ck husbando that will make you want to dive into the world of Dragon Age like never before. So join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creeper explosions). Let’s build, mine, and slay dragons together!