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Blocky Booboo’s Banana Bonanza

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look out! Because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil zombie clowns with explosive watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow cheese and defend it from an army of angry llamas armed with banana guns.

But that’s not all! Take part in our legendary Disco Pig Dance Party where pigs dressed in glittering disco outfits show off their best dance moves. Or embark on a quest to find the mystical Unicorn Bacon hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Creepers: Where Antichrist’s Jewish Escape Plan Begins

antichrist, Antichrists, Apocalypse, Begins.., biblical prophecy, Crafty, CREEPERS, end times, Escape, Eschatology, iran, Jewish, Jewish community, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Plan, Prophecy, religious beliefs, religious conflict, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious migration, religious persecution, religious prophecy, religious tolerance

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Jews out of Iran will follow the Antichrist on our server! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly the sky turns red and the ground starts shaking. Out of nowhere, a group of Jews from Iran appear, ready to follow the Antichrist and cause chaos in the game. It’s a wild ride, filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against mythical creatures, build the craziest structures you can imagine, and even ride a unicorn into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend on our server!

Crafting Wizards: Magic Arena Madness

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Looking for a server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into dance parties. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that he’s learning how to do the floss dance just to impress our players. And if that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

So come on down to our server and let’s ROFL our way through the world of Minecraft together. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await us? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your pickaxe, because things are about to get EPIC!

CraftyGirl3x LOLz Server

advice, Communication, communication breakdown, communication skills, CraftyGirl3x, DATING, dating advice, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, girl, Girlfriend, gossip, Insecurity, lolz, Miscommunication., overexcited, relationship advice, relationships, Server, social dynamics, social pressure, Texting, texting etiquette

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	8839
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Farms Harvested:	772
Dragon Eggs Found:	8182	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a soap opera!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of girl texting you 3 times and the chaos that ensues when you get overexcited and tell everyone about your girlfriend. But beware, because just like in real life, girl might stop texting you and suddenly everyone is asking about your girlfriend and you’re left wondering what to do next!

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the awkwardness of real life by diving into the world of Minecraft where you can build, explore, and craft your way through any relationship drama. So come join us for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

SlimeCraft: Where Anime meets Minecraft!

Adventure, alternate world, animated series, Anime, Anime Series, dark elves, dark fantasy, dark magic, Elves, evil elf, FANTASY, magical creatures, meets, Minecraft, mysterious powers, mystical creatures, mythical beings, otherworldly beings, perspective, Slime, slimecraft, Supernatural powers, tattoos

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Emeralds Found:	1455	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Evil Elf Tats Perspective Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to experience a world where evil elves roam freely, causing mayhem and spreading glitter everywhere they go. But beware, these elves are not your typical cute creatures – they have tattoos that give them special powers and make them extra mischievous.

On our server, you can embark on quests to collect rare tattoo ink that will give you special abilities, like the power to turn your enemies into tiny elves or summon a herd of rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But be careful, because the evil elf queen is always watching, ready to challenge you to a dance-off or a game of hide and seek to test your skills.

So come join us on Evil Elf Tats Perspective and let your inner mischief-maker run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Crafty Creeper Cove: Where Villagers Trade Diamonds for Potatoes

59 jews, Acre, census, city, Coastal, Community, Cove, Crafty, creeper, culture, demographics, diamonds, Diversity, heritage, historical, Israel, judaism, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Minority, Population, Potatoes, Religious, SETTLEMENT, statistics, Trade, villagers

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Farms Harvested:	588
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the craziest adventures await you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… There are 59 JEWS IN ACRE on this server! That’s right, you won’t find that anywhere else!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs with top hats, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player who joins our server gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle! Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast, ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Builders Bonanza – ‘/ag/ – Architecture General’

Aesthetic, Architecture, blocky, bonanza, Builders, chuuba, Community, Creative, design, discussion, Embernada, Emburger, Food, general, inspiration, Literature, McEmbers, menu, Order, Rentry, Restaurant, Seasonal, Thread

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Secret Passages Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Animals Bred:	67
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

Welcome to McEmbers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old food options? Well, look no further! Here at McEmbers, we serve up the delicious Emburger and the seasonal Embernada! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba Rentry and the mind-blowing Literature Rentry. These are not your average attractions, folks. These will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.

Oh, and did we mention the previous thread? Yeah, we’ve got that too. And let’s just say, things got pretty wild over there. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as it is delicious, look no further than McEmbers. Join us today and let the fun begin!

CraftyCreeper’s LOLz Adventure: Paper Mario Edition

Adventure, Clips, cover, CraftyCreepers, Crystal Stars, Edition, feeling, gameplay, lolz, Mario, new, Nice, Nintendo, NintendoAmerica, NintendoUK, Old, Paper, paper mario, recognize, remake, song, Trailer, TTYD, twitter

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	8160	Gods Slained:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and explore a world filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem!

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creeper? Well, on our server, you can do just that!

Looking for a challenge? Our Pixelmon gym leaders are no joke – defeat them and earn legendary loot that will make you the envy of all your friends!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the secret diamond mine rumored to be guarded by a dragon! Will you be brave enough to face the fire-breathing beast and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and craft your own legend in the world of Minecraft!

AI Redstone Revolution: Where Liberal Bots Rule Reddit!

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Bots, Censorship, conspiracy theories, déterminé, downvotes, insults, internet culture, liberal, liberal bots, Manipulation, online behavior, political bias, post, reddit, Redstone, revolution, right wing, rule, social media, Spam, Technology, trolling

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of those pesky liberal bots on Reddit! Our server is a safe haven for all RIGHT WING players who are tired of being attacked for their beliefs.

Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the wrath of the AI overlords. Show off your CONSERVATIVE pride by constructing monuments dedicated to your favorite political figures.

But beware, the AI bots have infiltrated our server and will stop at nothing to bring you down. Use your ULTIMATE building skills to outsmart them and rise to the top as the most powerful player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and take a stand against the tyranny of the liberal bots! Let’s make Minecraft great again!

LOLcraft: The World Needs More of This!

acceptance, CHANGE, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, growth, Happiness, Harmony, joy, Kindness, LolCraft, love, more, Needs, Peace, Positive, this.., tolerance, Understanding, Unity, world

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

THIS!!! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most EPIC way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our community is filled with unicorns and leprechauns who are always ready to party with you in our disco-themed villages.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pandas and skeleton llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub where all your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most INSANE Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, THE WORLD NEEDS MORE OF THIS!