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CleanUpCrew Minecraft Server

after dinner clean-up, aita, CleanUpCrew, Communication, Cooking, division of labor, family, family dynamics, Help, household chores, kitchen, Marriage, Minecraft, not helping, parenting, relationships, responsibilities, Server, Support, teamwork, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	98
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Void Gems Collected:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of constantly having to clean up after everyone in your family, only to have someone else swoop in and do it for you? Join our Minecraft server where we promise that no one will steal your cleaning duties!

Our server is filled with hilarious scenarios like a wife who insists on doing her kids’ chores because she can do it better/faster (sound familiar?) and a husband who just wants to enjoy a peaceful evening without having to clean up after everyone else.

Join us for a laugh and maybe even pick up some tips on how to deal with those pesky family members who just can’t seem to let you do your job. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues on our server!

ZombieShiftNoThanks

community support, company cost, company policy, deceased co-worker, Donations, emotional distress, employee involvement, ethical dilemma, fundraising, fundraising events, GRIEVING, Grieving Process, honoring memory, management decision, memorial bench, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, unpaid work, volunteering, workplace dynamics, ZombieShiftNoThanks

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re working with your favorite co-worker again? Look no further! Our server is like a family, just like the one you had at work. We even have fundraising events, but don’t worry, you won’t be voluntold to organize them like poor OP here!

Join us and help us raise money for a $6200 bench memorial in honor of our fallen comrade…wait, scratch that, we mean in honor of our fallen pixel warrior! Who needs a real bench when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft, am I right?

Plus, our server is so fun that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. No need to worry about paying for anything, because on our server, everything is free! Just like OP’s company, we believe in making the employees shoulder the cost. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any drama like OP did.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a good time! And remember, if anyone tries to voluntell you to do something, just say “No – find someone else” – we won’t judge!

UnattractiveAF Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, body image, Body language, facial expressions, Feedback, hygiene, Minecraft, personal grooming, physical appearance, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-perception, self-perception bias, signs of unattractiveness, smp, social cues, social interactions, UnattractiveAF

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Animals Bred:	159	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you constantly getting rejected by creepers in Minecraft? Do even the Endermen avoid making eye contact with you? It might be a sign that you’re not as attractive as you think in our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!

So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!

HatePretendCraft

dislike, facade, fake smiles, Faking It, false enthusiasm, forced positivity, HatePretendCraft, Hidden feelings, insincerity, keeping up appearances, masking true feelings, not genuine, peer pressure, pretending, pretending to be happy, pretending to care, pretending to enjoy, Pretending to love, putting on a show, social pressure, societal expectations

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of people pretending to like things they actually hate! Our server is a safe haven for all those who are tired of fake smiles and forced enthusiasm.

On our server, you can unleash your true feelings without fear of judgment. Want to build a giant statue of a middle finger to express your disdain for something? Go for it! Feel like creating a dungeon filled with mobs that represent all the things you secretly hate? No problem!

We encourage our players to be their authentic selves and embrace their inner haters. So if you’re ready to let your true feelings shine in a hilarious and outrageous way, join our server today!

BlockyPoxGlobalCrisis

BlockyPoxGlobalCrisis, disease control, disease prevention, emergency preparedness, Epidemic, global health emergency, global health threat, global pandemic, health crisis, healthcare crisis, Infectious Disease, international response, measles outbreak, medical emergency, mpox, outbreak, public health crisis, vaccination campaign, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mines Excavated:	1554
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well do i have the server for u! WHO just declared a mpox outbreak a global health emergency on our server! join now to fight off the infected mobs and save the world! but be careful, u might catch mpox yourself and turn into a zombie player! join now for the craziest minecraft experience ever! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Good vs Evil: Minecraft Balance

balance, belief system, cause and effect, cosmic balance, Duality, Ethics, Evil, Good, INCREASED, interconnectedness, Karma, Minecraft, moral compass, morality, Nature, perspective, philosophy, society, spirituality, things, yin and yang

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9916
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Enchantments Applied:	139
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	203324
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

so like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like nature’s way of balance or something? well, you’re in luck, my friend! our server is like a magical place where evil things happen because we do so many good things! it’s like, totally mind-blowing, right?

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of evil sheep attack you. but don’t worry, because our server has special weapons like exploding chickens and flying pigs to help you fight them off. it’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on!

oh, and did i mention that our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army? yeah, that’s right. these majestic creatures will protect you from any danger and even give you magical powers to help you on your quest for epicness.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate balance of good and evil in the most absurd and hilarious way possible. trust me, you won’t regret it!

RockinHenge500

Ancient monument, archaeology, bluestone, Cultural significance, england, Enigmatic, geological mystery, historical site, long distance, Mysterious, Neolithic, prehistoric, Quarry, Rock, RockinHenge500, Salisbury Plain, standing stones, stonehenge, Transportation, welsh, Wiltshire

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest sh*t eva! Like, did u know dat Stonehenge’s weirdest rock came from, like, 500 miles away? Dat’s sum wild stuff, man. Imagine all da adventures u can have on our server, like tryna find dat rock in Minecraft and bringin it back to Stonehenge.

And get dis, we got a secret underground cave full of diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But watch out, cuz there’s a herd of zombie pigs guardin it. U gotta be sneaky like a ninja to get dem treasures.

Plus, we got a giant chicken boss dat drops a diamond sword every time u defeat it. It’s like a real-life video game, bro. So come join us on dis server and let’s have some epic fun together!

minecraft.hakim.family

Anarchy, gaming multiplayer virtualworld sandbox community survival adventure creative roleplaying exploration building crafting social fantasy exploration online MMORPG indie simulation cooperative

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	3873
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Emeralds Found:	9176
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Hakim Home Minecraft server is the server to have fun. enjoy your play with family and friends. build your world and share with others. everybody are welcome.

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EchoMC

Based, Bedwars, Coming Soon, Earth, EchoMC, everyday, Friends, Fun, Ip:, Join, LifeSteal, Meet, minecraft server, new, Play, PORT, Skyblock, Small, Survival, Version 1.19-1.20+

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Crops Grown:	6941	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

IP: play.echomc.fun Port: 25565

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Procrastination SMP: The Server for those who get things done…eventually

anarchy server, build projects, Community, dedicated players, discord server, done…eventually, Friendly, games, gaming interests, Griefers, hackers, Mature, new members, Players, procrastination, respectful, rules, Server, shared interest, smp, Variety of Games, Welcoming

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!

Description

Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are hackers allowed on the server?	No, hackers are not allowed on the server. We have a zero tolerance policy for hacking.
What games do you play in the discord server?	We encourage playing a variety of games with other community members, but Minecraft is always the center of our activities.
Do I need to join the discord to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the discord to join the Minecraft server. Here is the invite link: https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv
Are griefers tolerated on the server?	No, griefers are not allowed on the server. We expect all players to be respectful to others.