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Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

1080p, 12VHPWR, 1440p, 2160p, 4K Editing, ATX 3.0, Budget, BUILD ADVICE, building, Coolers, Country, CPU, DDR4, ddr5, gaming monitors, gaming setup, general, GPU, High FPS Gaming, Intel Raptor Lake, Minecraft, monitor specs, Motherboards, pc building, pcbg, Power Delivery, psu, RAM, RTX, rx, smp, SSD, Upgrade Advice

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for the most epic builds and upgrades, just like upgrading your PC with the latest and greatest components. Need advice on your build list? We got you covered, just make sure your monitor is up to par with our standards of excellence.

But beware of the dreaded 12VHPWR! Make sure you fully seat that connector or risk melting your connection like a lava flow. And don’t even think about using angled adapters, unless you want chaos to ensue.

We’ve got all the latest gossip on Intel Raptor Lake and RPL Refresh drama. Avoid the 13th and 14th gen CPUs like the plague, unless you want your game to crash harder than a falling anvil.

Looking for the perfect CPU for your Minecraft adventures? From HTPC browsing to extreme gaming, we’ve got the recommendations that will blow your mind. And remember, never settle for an iGPU-less CPU, unless you want your graphics to look as pixelated as a Steve skin.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure your PC is up to snuff, or you might end up in a blocky nightmare worse than the Nether itself!

BlockyLoveTriangle

Apology, Asshole, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boyfriend, Breakup, cancellation fee, credit card, English, family, group date night, Grumpy, Late, Latino, RESERVATION, Rude, sister, spanglish, spoiled, sushi, wait staff, White

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no Tyler-like characters ruining your fun!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero cancellation fees for reservations (because who needs that drama, am I right?). Our diverse community will have you laughing in Spanglish and building friendships that will last a lifetime.

Say goodbye to rude, ginger bbq wing-hating Tylers and hello to a world where the only thing breaking up is the blocks you mine. So come on over and join us, because life’s too short to deal with real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world!

DinoDreams Minecraft SMP

Brachiosaurus, Creature, DinoDreams, Dinosaur, dinosaur lover, dream, dream pet, Extinct, FANTASY, fantasy pet, favorite dinosaur, imagination, jurassic, Minecraft, name.., pet, prehistoric, pterodactyl, smp, STEGOSAURUS, T-Rex, triceratops, velociraptor

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride around on a T-Rex named Fluffy and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and of course, dinosaurs roaming around causing mayhem. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner dino tamer and conquer the Minecraft world, then this is the place for you! Who needs a horse when you can have a Velociraptor named Sparkles to ride into battle with? Join us now and let the madness begin!

StacksOnStacksMC

bills, Cash, cash flow, cash in wallet, cash on hand, Coins, Currency, currency in circulation, currency notes, finance, financial assets, financial resources., loose change, MONEY, paper money, personal finance, physical currency, pocket money, spending money, StacksOnStacksMC, wallet

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Are you tired of being broke in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a virtual millionaire with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! Who needs real money when you can be rolling in virtual riches? Join now and live out your wildest dreams of being a Minecraft baller!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, authoritarianism, China, communist regime, Diplomacy, east asia, ENEMY, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, political conflict, power struggle, Propaganda, SECURITY, Server, Tensions

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LOLZ, forget about Kim Jong-un and China drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only enemies you’ll have are creepers and zombies!

we got a whole new level of PVP action, like seriously, you’ll be battling it out like a pro in no time.

plus, we have this secret hidden treasure chest that only the bravest players can find. rumor has it, it’s filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you unstoppable.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. he’s always up to some mischief, but hey, it keeps things interesting, right?

so why waste time with real-world drama when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!

FryCraft: MuskZuck Culture Mess

Celebrity, commentary, criticism, cultural norms, culture, debate, digital age, Ethics, FryCraft, Impact, influence, innovation, Media, Mess, Musk, MuskZuck, polluted culture, public figures, silicon valley, social media, society, Stephen Fry, Technology, Zuckerberg

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so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

Tetris Therapy: PTSD Relief

cognitive therapy, guided treatment, long-term effects, mental health, mental health intervention, Mental Wellness, positive effects, post-traumatic stress disorder, psychological treatment, ptsd, PTSD management, Relief, stress relief, symptoms reduction, tetris, Therapy, therapy session, Trauma recovery, treatment session, video game, video game therapy

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LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE A TETRIS TREATMENT SESSION FOR YO BRAIN! JOIN AND SAY BYE-BYE TO PTSD, YO! ONE SESSION AND YOU BE FEELIN’ FINE FOR WEEKS, EVEN MONTHS! COME ON, BUILD YO BLOCKS AND HEAL YO MIND, IT’S A NO-BRAINER, LITERALLY!

Mc WebPd

Adventure, Anarchy, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, Mini Games, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Hey there, Minecraft adventurers! Brace yourselves for McWebPd – the raw, unfiltered anarchy server that’s about to shake up your Minecraft world! We’re running on the cutting-edge 1.21.1, but don’t worry if you’re a bit behind – we welcome players from 1.12 all the way up! Anarchy Unleashed: Where Your Imagination Runs Wild! At McWebPd, we believe in true freedom. No rules holding you back, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft mayhem! Build, destroy, conquer – it’s all fair game as long as you don’t crash our party or lock others out of the fun. But wait, there’s more! We’ve got some seriously cool surprises hidden throughout our world. Stumble upon insanely enchanted gear or face off against custom mobs that’ll make your head spin. The best part? These gems are constantly evolving, keeping you on your toes with every login! And guess what? Your creations are here to stay. No resets, no wipes (fingers crossed 🤞). Build your legacy and watch it stand the test of time! Now, here’s the inside scoop: We’re still in development, and we need YOUR help to make McWebPd the ultimate anarchy experience. By joining now, you’re not just playing – you’re shaping the future of our server. How cool is that? So, are you ready to be part of something epic? Dive into the chaos at mc.webpd.ro and help us test the limits of what’s possible! Remember, in this world, you’re not just a player – you’re a pioneer. See you in the game, trailblazers! P.S. No special ranks, no admins breathing down your neck – just you, the wilderness, and endless possibilities. Let’s make Minecraft history together!

mc.webpd.ro:25590

1ba3d

anarchistic, Anarchy, freedom, Minecraft, No Rules, Plugins, Server, Survival, Version 1.20.1

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Minecraft server 1ba3d is anarchistic on version 1.20.1 and has no rules. Everyone can do whatever they want. There are some plugins etc.

But you will also have complete freedom there!

1ba3d.net:58250

Welcome to the Boomer’s Retirement Home for Minecraft Survivalists! Join now!

Adventure, application, bedrock, Biome, Boomers, BUILD, Clans, Community, Creative, EASY, Friendly, home, Inbox, Interactive, Join, Longterm, Minecraft, multiplayer, Quick, Retirement, Roleplay, rules, smp, Survival, Survivalists

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Minecraft Bedrock Realm Server

Overview
Hello there! I’m looking for people to join my bedrock realm, it’s longterm, and interactive. I’m thinking that people could claim a biome and make their own clans, along with this there could be roleplay aspects depending on people’s interest. If you’d like to join please inbox me to take the application, it’s quick and easy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please inbox me to take the application. It’s quick and easy.
What kind of server is this?	This server is a longterm, interactive bedrock realm where players can claim biomes, create clans, and participate in roleplay aspects if interested.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, there are specific rules that must be followed to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.
Is this server vanilla or modded?	This server is vanilla.

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Potions Brewed:	119
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Farms Harvested:	239
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5702
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	New Chunks Explored:	952124
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

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Minecraft Bedrock Realm Server

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Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7126	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3