Alone with Bang’s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ice Cold Bang’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing colder than our ice cold biomes is the bang energy drinks we chug while playing. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Join us for some virtual weed farming and relaxation.

Are you tired of being surrounded by people in real life? Come join our SMP where you can be alone in your own virtual world. Build your dream base without any pesky neighbors trying to steal your diamonds.

But beware, the mobs in our world are no joke. Rumor has it that the creeper king rules over a kingdom of explosive minions, ready to blow up anything in their path. Will you be able to survive the madness and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, stock up on bang energy drinks, and get ready for a wild ride in our crazy Minecraft world. Join us if you dare, but be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back.

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
New Chunks Explored:	31382	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mines Excavated:	1782	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Animals Bred:	144	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1738

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	5362
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	771
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

MainCharTVWars

action, Beloved, best, Character development, comedy, Drama, fan favorite, Favorite, Hero, iconic, Lead role, Main character, MainCharTVWars, memorable, Mystery, Popular, Protagonist, series, television, tv show

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	872	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!