Alone with Bang’s Minecraft Servers

Alone with Bang’s Minecraft Servers

  • Ice Cold Bang’s Minecraft SMP

    Ice Cold Bang’s Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 6990
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 1491

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing colder than our ice cold biomes is the bang energy drinks we chug while playing. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Join us for some virtual weed farming and relaxation.

    Are you tired of being surrounded by people in real life? Come join our SMP where you can be alone in your own virtual world. Build your dream base without any pesky neighbors trying to steal your diamonds.

    But beware, the mobs in our world are no joke. Rumor has it that the creeper king rules over a kingdom of explosive minions, ready to blow up anything in their path. Will you be able to survive the madness and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So grab your pickaxe, stock up on bang energy drinks, and get ready for a wild ride in our crazy Minecraft world. Join us if you dare, but be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyBag Minecraft Server

    CraftyBag Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 2196
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Mines Excavated: 2472
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 216 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more events than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Special Summer Mission where you’ll join the RABBIT SQUAD to solve the Mystery of the Missing Shrimp. Trust us, it’s shrimply the best!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got Grand Assaults like ShiroKuro, where you’ll face off against Torment with Heavy Armor. It’s like a battle royale, but with more pixelated fun! And don’t even get us started on the 2x Hards, Bounties, and Commissions – it’s like a virtual gold rush up in here!

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot and dancing villagers. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyVance’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyVance’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 8282
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then join our Minecraft server, where JD Vance is not only the Vice President, but also the King of the Nether realm!

    Picture this: JD Vance riding into battle on a giant pig, wielding a diamond sword and leading his army of zombie villagers against the evil forces of Herobrine. Will you join his ranks and fight for justice, or will you build your own secret base and plot to overthrow him? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

    So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing more unpredictable than the lava pits is JD Vance’s next move. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become his trusted advisor and help him rule the land with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever is more intimidating). See you in the game!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCompliments

    CraftyCompliments
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 6425
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4891 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild!

    Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build a Castle with Your Eyes Closed” competition? The possibilities are endless!

    And don’t worry about giving compliments to your fellow players – on our server, you can tell a guy his pickaxe is looking extra shiny without him thinking you’re hitting on him. In fact, our players thrive on compliments like “Your creeper-slaying skills are out of this world” and “Your redstone contraptions are hotter than a lava lake.”

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a dance-off with a group of friendly Endermen or trading secrets with a talking sheep. The fun never stops on our server – join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PolandCraft Server: No Missiles Allowed!

    PolandCraft Server: No Missiles Allowed!
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 5929
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Alien Abductions: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 95
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol join our minecraft server cuz we got POLAND SHOOTING MISSILES AT RUSSIA vibes! like whoa, u never know what’s gonna happen next! maybe u’ll be mining for diamonds and suddenly a missile flies overhead, just adds to the excitement, ya know? come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelWarriors: 13/15 Noobs Down, Indians for the Win!

    PixelWarriors: 13/15 Noobs Down, Indians for the Win!
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 9212
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story. So, like, there was this military unit, right? And, like, 13 out of 15 non-Russians in the unit died! Crazy, right? But don’t worry, we got your back on this server. We’ll protect you from any crazy shenanigans like that. Plus, we got the best builds, the coolest mods, and the dankest memes. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PreggoCraft: Not Safe for Kids!

    PreggoCraft: Not Safe for Kids!
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 8554
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Runes Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like totally not safe for kids and preggos, but that just means it’s gonna be a wild ride for the rest of us, amirite? like, who wants to play on a server that’s all safe and boring? not us, that’s for sure.

    join this server if you wanna live life on the edge, man. we’ve got lava pits everywhere, creeper explosions happening every five seconds, and a secret underground dungeon full of zombie pigmen. it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

    plus, the admin once fought off a horde of ender dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. true story. if that’s not a reason to join this server, then i don’t know what is.

    so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. just remember, if it’s “unsafe for children and pregnant mothers,” it’s probably gonna be a blast for the rest of us.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoveCraft: Benefits vs Disadvantages

    LoveCraft: Benefits vs Disadvantages
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 440
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Villages Defended: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Crops Grown: 6573

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how relationships can be all like lovey dovey and stuff, but also like, they can be super annoying and make u feel trapped and stuff? well, on this server, u don’t gotta worry about all that drama! u can just chill and build ur own world without anyone nagging u or starting fights. plus, like, who needs emotional support when u can just mine for diamonds and get all the satisfaction u need from that? come join us and escape the drama of relationships, cuz let’s be real, who needs that when u can have a creeper explode in ur face instead? lolz!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gyrosland Minecraft Server

    Gyrosland Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 9531
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 286 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because in Gyrosland, we have a whole new level of insanity waiting for you!

    Why should you join Gyrosland, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Gyro, a mythical creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Gyro and you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

    But that’s not all – in Gyrosland, every block you mine has a chance of turning into a dancing llama that will follow you around and provide moral support. And if you manage to collect all the different types of llamas, you’ll unlock the secret llama dimension where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas through fields of cotton candy clouds.

    And let’s not forget about our exclusive events, like the annual Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride chickens into battle and compete for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a custom chicken skin and a golden feather trophy that grants them the ability to fly for 24 hours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Gyrosland today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, pic related is 10/10 in Gyrosland!

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  • CraftyCash Minecraft Server

    CraftyCash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 301
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dimension Hops: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4524 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because our server is so ridiculously expensive that you’ll feel like a millionaire just by logging on! Want a diamond sword? Better start saving up those emeralds, buddy!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for wearing fancy hats. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a hat made entirely out of diamonds and gold. Who wouldn’t want to slay a dragon for some bling?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. It’s a real thriller of a time, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, most expensive Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • Housekeeper Havoc Minecraft Server

    Housekeeper Havoc Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 788
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Magic Items Found: 3703
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a potion gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family saga.

    Imagine a world where housekeepers are in high demand not for their cleaning skills, but for their culinary expertise! Our server is like a buffet of chaos, with a side dish of scandal and a sprinkle of awkward laughter.

    Watch as a divorced dad tries to win over his young housekeeper with chocolates and flowers, only to be called out by his own family for hitting on her! It’s like a soap opera, but with creepier plot twists and more uncomfortable moments.

    Join us as we navigate through the murky waters of workplace dynamics and inappropriate behavior, all while trying to maintain a safe and drama-free environment for everyone involved. Will our hero realize his mistakes and apologize, or will he continue down the path of cringe-worthy comments and uncomfortable situations?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava pits is the drama unfolding before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

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