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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8635 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 95 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!