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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in the past, like almost 2025 kind of past? Join our Minecraft SMP where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! We’ve got players from all different eras, from cavemen to astronauts, all coming together to build, mine, and cause chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. So come join us and make history…or rewrite it completely!

‘Almost 2025 Minecraft Server’

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Villages Defended:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	232
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where there are no clap hand emojis in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has all the clap hand emojis you could ever dream of! Join us and experience the thrill of clapping hands in a virtual world like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers the exclusive “Easy Come Easy Golf” game on Steam. That’s right, you can play golf in Minecraft while also clapping hands with your fellow players. It’s a wild ride filled with birdies, bogeys, and plenty of emojis.

So why wait until 2025 to experience the fun? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, clapping, and golfing like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KharkivCraft: Ukrainian Special Ops

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ores Mined:	6369	Herobrine Sightings:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian special forces are taking over and liberating cities like kharkiv’s starytsia! we got russian supply lines being threatened in vovchansk, it’s like a real life battle happening in minecraft! join us and be part of the action, fight for freedom and take down those pesky russians with your pickaxe and sword. become a hero in our server and show the world that ukraine will not be defeated, not even in the virtual world of minecraft! so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt together!

SpringyCraft: Where your gaze always returns to the fun!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Votes:	9014
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Towns Built:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u start playin, but then u realize u have this superpower called “springy attention”! u keep goin back to familiar stuff instead of checkin out new things, just like those cool autistic kids in the study! it’s like ur brain is on a trampoline, bouncin back and forth between all the awesome stuff on the server! join now and discover ur own superpower, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude!

ONIXMC

Active, Amazon, base, Biomes, BUILD, Community, Deserts, Earth, Economy, Events, Explore, JUNGLES, Missions, oceans, PvE, PvP, Resources, Rewards, SAHARA, Survival, Towny, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to OnixMC!

Dive into the ultimate Vanilla Survival experience with a unique twist: our world is a replica of planet Earth! In OnixMC, explorers everywhere can enjoy a detailed and fascinating map, where you can:

Explore the World: Discover continents, oceans and biomes that faithfully represent the geography of our planet. Travel from the jungles of the Amazon to the deserts of the Sahara!

Build and Survive: Experience authentic survival gameplay in Minecraft. Collect resources, build your base, and face the challenges of the environment.

Economy and Trade: Participate in our trade system to exchange goods and services with other players. Build your own economic empire and turn your resources into riches.

Events & Missions: Join special events and complete challenging missions to earn unique rewards. There’s always something exciting waiting for you at OnixMC!

Active Community: Be part of a friendly and active community. Collaborate with other players, participate in community projects, and make new friends as you explore the world.

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MineCraft Server: PoorCraft – Stay Poor, Stay Mining!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Dragons Tamed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Star Shards Collected:	154
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Are you tired of playing on servers where only the “high IQ” players succeed? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that poor people stay poor because they’re low IQ! Join us and prove that theory wrong by building the most epic structures and dominating the competition with your superior Minecraft skills. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who will guide you on your quest for greatness. So come on, join us and show the world that IQ has nothing to do with Minecraft mastery!

RansomCraft Minecraft Server

Access, API, charlie munger, collusion, COURT INTERFACE, DAILY JOURNAL, DATA DUMP, Difficult, FILE DOCUMENTS, hackers, INFORMATION, JOURNAL TECHNOLOGIES, Judges, LARGE COURT SYSTEM, LAWYER CONFLICTS, LOOKUP CASES, Los Angeles, Minecraft, notorious, public access, RansomCraft, RANSOMWARE ATTACK, Server, SUPERIOR COURT

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
New Chunks Explored:	961758	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the court system is so large, it’s practically its own country! Join us for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the Los Angeles Superior Court, where collusion with judges and lawyer conflicts run rampant.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Ransomware hackers have infiltrated the court system, and if they aren’t paid, they’ll dump all the juicy data for everyone to see.

And get this – Charlie Munger’s company, Daily Journal, and Journal Technologies are behind the interface used to file documents with the Court. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So come on in and join us for a wild ride of legal drama, conspiracy theories, and maybe even a little bit of block-building fun. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BoomerRetireMC Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being stuck in a sandwich generation before you even get a chance to mine your first block! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of your in-game parents constantly eyeing your virtual savings and expecting you to hand over all your diamonds? Well, on our server, we promote financial independence and responsibility. No more worrying about supporting your in-game parents after they retire from mining coal.

Join us and escape the clutches of in-game parental financial dependence. Build your own virtual empire without the pressure of funding someone else’s virtual retirement. And hey, if you need a break from mining, feel free to go on virtual outings with your friends or even virtual dates without someone constantly asking for your virtual money.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let’s mine our way to financial freedom together. And remember, it’s not selfish to want to be financially independent in the virtual world too!

GrandpasCraft: StepdadHypocrite

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Are you tired of being the forgotten stepchild on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we celebrate all types of family dynamics, even the awkward ones! Just like how you were never truly accepted as a real daughter, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without judgment.

Build your own virtual family with players who understand the struggles of being the “stepchild” and create your own unique story. Just like how you asked your stepdad to adopt you, on our server, you can adopt as many virtual pets as you want and create your own family tree.

And if you ever feel like you’re not being appreciated, just remember that on our server, everyone is valued and loved, no matter what title they may have. So come join us and let’s create some crazy memories together! #StepchildStrong #MinecraftFamilyLove

RusSoldierz Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Emeralds Found:	8740	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

lol imagine being so bad at pvp that u get rekt by a bunch of noobs in a blocky world. well, that’s what happens on this server cuz we got the most epic battles u ever seen. u think u got skills? come prove it against our squad of pro gamers who will destroy u with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. plus, we got secret bases, treasure hunts, and even a dragon that u can fight. join now and see if u got what it takes to survive in our crazy world. also, we confirm the identities of nearly 60,000 Russian soldiers killed in Ukraine cuz why not lol.

DonetskDownUnderCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2579
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces are taking down russian fighter jets left and right in donetsk oblast! witness the chaos and destruction as you build, mine, and survive in this war-torn world. join now for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against a giant zombie chicken boss. who will come out on top in this epic showdown? join us and find out!

TaskManagerception

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Towns Built:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, like, end task manager using task manager? well, guess what, on this server u can do just that! it’s like a crazy glitch that makes no sense but it’s so fun to mess around with.

not only that, but we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a lit dance floor with creepers busting out some sick moves. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet chicken named Gertrude who gives out free hugs? she’s the friendliest chicken you’ll ever meet and she’s always down for a cuddle.

so, if u want a minecraft server that’s full of surprises, glitches, and just plain old wackiness, then join us now! who knows what other crazy things u’ll discover along the way.