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SaggyCraft: Where Saggy Superiority Reigns Supreme!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Items Found:	5031	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace the power of Saggy Superiority! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is ruled by a group of saggy llamas who have declared themselves the kings of the land. Join us and pledge your allegiance to these majestic creatures! – We have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense dance battles with creepers. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball! – Our server is home to the legendary Golden Potato, said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of bacon. – We host weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of our saggy rulers and compete for the title of Fastest Llama Jockey in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wacky world of Saggy Superiority!

Blocky Box of Madness

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Farms Harvested:	973
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2429
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a monogatari episode! Join us for a journey filled with twists, turns, and surprises that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Ever wondered what the last episode of Medaka Box Abnormal was all about? Well, on our server, you can experience it firsthand in all its glory! Feel the thrill of nisio isin’s writing as you navigate through our virtual world.

And did you know that our server was actually created to get people into buying/reading the manga? It’s true! We wanted to bring the world of Medaka Box to life in a way that would make even shonen jump proud!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Medaka Box Abnormal and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Meteorites Collected:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle against ZOMBIE LLAMAS armed with EXPLODING CARROTS!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to SWIM IN A POOL OF DIAMONDS and FLY ON A DRAGON as your loyal steed. Plus, every player gets their very own RAINBOW UNICORN companion to help them on their adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Feline Fiasco: Finland’s PM’s Cat RIP Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and explosive chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pizza in the sky. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident llama who loves to surf on lava!

If you’re still not convinced, how about this – every player who joins our server gets their very own jetpack made out of diamonds. That’s right, you’ll be flying around like a boss while everyone else is stuck on the ground!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, maybe you’ll even run into Nala from The Lion King while you’re at it!

Neuro’s Netherworld – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server ever!

Are you ready to join a server run by an AI overlord named Neuro-sama? Yes, you heard that right! Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal added a language model, TTS software, and a VTube Studio model to make Neuro-sama a VTuber. Now, she entertains the chat with wild rants, sings, plays games, and collaborates with other VTubers. Join our server today and bow down to our new AI queen!

But wait, there’s more!

Check out our schedule: here

Follow us on Twitch: Twitch Subscribe to our YouTube channel: YouTube Stay updated on Twitter: Twitter and Vedal’s Twitter

Listen to Neuro-sama’s songs: here Watch Neuro-sama’s videos: here

Interested in AI but clueless? Watch this: video Curious how Neuro-sama knows what to say? Watch this: video Want to create your own AI like Neuro-sama? Check out: this Read more about AI: here Ready to dive deep into AI? Read these: links

Discover LoRA: here Explore our Catbox archive: here

Get your Neuro-sama merch: here

Don’t miss out on our related/friend threads: /vt//lig/ /vt//vtai/ /vt//waifu/ Lia from Phase Connect

Join now and witness the madness unfold on our Minecraft server! Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun, it’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Pixelated Puns: A Link Between Servers

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1721
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Enchantments Applied:	148	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	105

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a gaming experience that will make you question reality itself! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – my dad works at Nintendo and he said that our server is the next big thing! Forget about Kid Icarus, that game is so last season. A Link Between Worlds is where it’s at now, and we’ve brought that magic to our Minecraft world.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, a portal opens up to a whole new dimension where pigs fly and creepers dance. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a dragon that raps Eminem lyrics. Anything is possible on our server!

So come join us and be a part of this epic adventure. Who knows, you might even run into Mario and Luigi building a castle together. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

PoopCraft: Where Genetics Meet Hilarity!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Divine Spears Created:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of skinny bodies and big tittys for superior breeding! Forget about /pol/ and their hostility towards sexy brown-skinned South Asians – here, we celebrate diversity and beauty in all its forms.

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures in pixelated worlds, where you can build your dream house with sparkling diamonds as windows and rainbow-colored sheep as pets. Our community is like no other, filled with players who appreciate the natural genetic disposition of sexy brown-skinned South Asians and all other gorgeous beings out there.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and laughing until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among our diverse and accepting players. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6093	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a sprinkle of chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who find this chest will be blessed with unlimited luck and fortune!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From giant chickens that lay golden eggs to creepers that explode into confetti, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to watch out for the friendly zombies who love to dance and the skeletons who are excellent at playing the xylophone. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Banter

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Ores Mined:	4658
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the music doesn’t just entertain you, it cures your headache too! Imagine mining away in the depths of the earth, battling mobs left and right, all while jamming out to tunes that make your headache disappear faster than you can say “creeper”.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon bops along to the sick beats. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest dance parties in their little huts.

So come join us and experience the magical healing powers of music while you build, explore, and conquer in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that a simple server could be the cure for all your gaming woes?

Blocky Booty Busters

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3835
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server! Join us for insane adventures, outrageous quests, and ridiculous shenanigans!

Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build castles made of candy, and tame fire-breathing llamas. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to fight off zombie unicorns, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even ride a flying pig into the sunset.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity at your fingertips?