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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2118 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9554 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 234 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
