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WalesCraft Minecraft Server

British Isles, country size, country size debate, geographic dimensions, geographic proportions, geographic size, geographical debate, geographical measurement, land area, land mass, land size, Minecraft, national boundaries, national size, Server, Size Comparison, Size of Wales, United Kingdom, wales, WalesCraft, Welsh geography, Welsh land area, Welsh territory

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Potions Brewed:	63
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of tiny Wales on the map? Well, on our server, Wales is MASSIVE! That’s right, you can explore a giant Wales that stretches for miles in every direction. Build your own Welsh castle, herd virtual sheep, and even ride a virtual dragon over the Welsh countryside. Join now and experience Wales like never before!

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

Athletics, Competition, Minecraft, national pride, Physical fitness, Server, sports, sports achievements, Sports Culture, sports development, sports economy, sports events, sports excellence, sports industry, sports infrastructure, sports participation, sports performance, sports skills, sports success, sports talent, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, teamwork

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2257	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Join our Minecraft server and show off your country’s athletic prowess in a whole new way! We have epic PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with players from around the world to see who truly reigns supreme in the realm of pixelated combat. Represent your nation and crush your enemies with your mad skills – who needs the Olympics when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly PvP tournament gets a real-life gold medal made out of diamonds… okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty cool, right? So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to dominate the competition on our server!

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

anger, awkward tap-dance, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, bodily function, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Catering, Communication, consent, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, freshen up, HOURS, LEAVING, Manipulation, MONEY, painful sex, personal pleasure, relationship, Rush, sexual slavery

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Potions Brewed:	78	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	117
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.

Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!

NoKidsNoCreeperZ

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9922	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, kids are banned! That’s right, no annoying little ones asking for your hard-earned resources. Join us and build to your heart’s content without any tiny humans ruining your fun. Trust us, it’s a parent’s dream come true!

KimJongCraft: PutinPalsForever

Agreement, Alliance, Conflict, cooperation, Deal, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, North Korea, putin, PutinPalsForever, russia, sanctions, solidarity, summit, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Potions Brewed:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have kim jong un as our honorary guest and he promises to give full support to russia in ukraine just like in the real world!!!!! we even have putin announcing a deal to boost ties with us, so you know it’s gonna be lit af!!! build your own communist paradise with us and rule with an iron fist just like kim and putin do!!! join now for a chance to nuke your enemies and conquer the world in the name of our glorious leaders!!!! #communism #nukes #worlddomination

BoomerCraft: Finish Before Death

aging gamers, BoomerCraft, death, digital hoarding, Finish, finishing games, future trend, game backlog, game completion, gamer lifestyle, gaming bucket list, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming goals, gaming habits, gaming legacy, gaming nostalgia, gaming priorities, gaming trend, life goals, old gamers, Steam library, video games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Secret Passages Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	126	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

yOu know what’s better than finishing all dem games in your steam library? JOINING DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We got a secret underground city where pigs ride on minecarts and chickens wear diamond armor.

Our admin once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon, and rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples at the end.

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional lag spike.

AntidepressantCraft: Reimagined

AntidepressantCraft, brain chemistry, classic antidepressants, clinical conversation, Evidence, framework, IMPORTANCE, major depressive disorder, MDD, medication, mental health, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, Psychiatry, reframing, Reimagined, Role, scientists, serotonin deficit hypothesis, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Crops Grown:	4460	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL CURE UR SEROTONIN DEFICIT HYPOTHESIS FOR MAJOR DEPRESSIVE DISORDER! WE GOT ANTIDEPRESSANT BLOCKS DAT WILL MAKE U FEEL ALL HAPPY AND SHIZZ! SCIENTISTS SAY IT WORKS, SO IT MUST BE LEGIT, RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER GOT A SPECIAL FRAMEWORK FOR UNDERSTANDING HOW CLASSIC ANTIDEPRESSANTS WORK IN TREATING MDD. WE RE-EMPHASIZE THEIR IMPORTANCE BY BUILDING GIANT PILL STRUCTURES THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U CAN TAKE ON THE WHOLE BLOCKY WORLD!

JOIN US AND LET’S REFRAME THE CLINICAL CONVERSATION AROUND ANTIDEPRESSANTS IN A MINECRAFTY WAY! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN JUST MINE AND CRAFT UR WAY TO HAPPINESS? LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME HAPPY BLOCKS TOGETHER! 🤪🎮🚀

PlotCraft Minecraft Server

confusion, Conspiracy, cover up, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming knowledge, gaming revelations, Kojima, metal gear solid 2, MGS2, Minecraft, Plot analysis, plot twists, PlotCraft, raiden, Server, solid snake, Stealth Action, Story, video games, Wiki

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Mines Excavated:	1249
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you feeling lost in the world of Metal Gear Solid 2? Feeling like Raiden trying to figure out what the heck is going on? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the plot twists are crazier than a Metal Gear game. Build your own arsenal of blocks and take on enemies more mysterious than the Patriots. Trust us, you won’t need a Codec to communicate with other players on this server.

So why join? Well, because our server is like the VR training missions, except with creepers and zombies instead of virtual soldiers. Plus, rumor has it that Hideo Kojima himself is a secret player on our server, pulling strings behind the scenes like a true mastermind.

Don’t be like Raiden and miss out on the fun. Join our server today and experience a world more mind-bending than the S3 Plan. Just watch out for any cardboard boxes lying around – you never know what secrets they might hold!

RefundCraft Minecraft Server

consumer rights, customer service, digital distribution., digital purchases, game purchases, game refunds, Gaming Community, Gaming Platform, long tail tags, Minecraft, PC Gaming, refund, refund experience, refund policy, refund process, RefundCraft, refunding games, Server, Steam, steam games, Steam refunds, Steam support, video games

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crops Grown:	6743	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of getting burned by Steam when it comes to refunding games? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a 100% refund on all your virtual purchases! That’s right, even if you accidentally buy a diamond pickaxe instead of a diamond sword, we’ll give you your diamonds back no questions asked!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Refund Fairy, who will grant you three wishes for every refund you make. Need a castle built in the sky? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride into battle? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time dealing with the hassle of Steam refunds when you can join our server and experience the magical world of infinite refunds and wish-granting fairies? Join us now and let the refund madness begin!

ParentalRageCraft

Abuse, Arguing, Boundaries, confronting abuse, confronting parents, confronting past, confronting trauma, coping with abuse, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, Family issues, mental health, neglect, parental neglect, ParentalRageCraft, parenting, psychological abuse, toxic relationships, Trauma, Yelling

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Need a break from crazy step parents? Look no further, we’ve got you covered.

Join our server for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive parents trying to ruin your fun. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild without any handcuffs or push-up punishments.

Don’t worry about being called crazy or being compared to anyone else – on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. So come on in and leave all the real-life drama behind, because here, the only thing you’ll be yelling at is creepers and zombies!