allison.writes Minecraft Servers

allison.writes Minecraft Servers

  • ToiletPaperGateCraft

    ToiletPaperGateCraft
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 8775
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Crops Grown: 4738
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flushing toilet paper is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own septic tank and never worry about clogged toilets again.

    Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.

    Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?

    So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Miscast Minecraft Server

    Miscast Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 7945
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLove – Partner Perks

    CraftyLove – Partner Perks
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 1025
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Towns Built: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are they a master builder in Minecraft? Do they know how to craft the perfect pickaxe? Do they always have your back when a creeper sneaks up on you? If not, then maybe it’s time to find a new partner on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can build towering castles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated one who will never let you down (unless they accidentally set off TNT in your house)? So come on, join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server

    Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 2417
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.

    imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

    plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KyivCraft: No-Fly Zone in West

    KyivCraft: No-Fly Zone in West
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 6358
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Animals Bred: 186 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 33 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? We got creepers dat be droppin’ diamonds like it’s hot potato, and zombies dat be breakdancin’ instead of tryna eat yo brains.

    But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground city filled with villagers who speak in Shakespearean English and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the Nether portal that leads to a disco inferno where the pigmen throw raves every night.

    Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour? It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Rings meets a Justin Bieber concert (but in a good way, trust me).

    So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the digital universe. See ya there, homies!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Treehouse Corpse Coop

    Treehouse Corpse Coop
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 9285
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo come join our server where we build treehouses that are so lit, they make regular houses look like sad little shacks. imagine living in a tree, like a squirrel but way cooler. it’s like making a person hold a house made out of a corpse for the rest of their life, but in a fun way. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and cake. why wouldn’t you want to join? it’s like a party in the trees, but with less bugs and more explosions. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start living your best treehouse life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NexusDark: Where stealing hearts is encouraged! Join our semi-vanilla SMP now!

    NexusDark: Where stealing hearts is encouraged! Join our semi-vanilla SMP now!
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 610
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Magic Items Found: 3288
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NsD Lf SMP)
    Server IP (Java) nexusdark.com
    Server IP (Bedrock) bedrock.nexusdark.com Port: 25544
    Supported Java Versions 1.8 to 1.21
    Server Location England, UK
    Average Active Users Count 2-4 Players
    Last Full-Server Restart 06/29/2024
    Online Since 04/06/2024

    Description: A Minecraft lifesteal SMP server with a small and active community, where players can enjoy a peaceful gaming experience.


    Great Uptime Record: We maintain a 99% uptime over the last month, with only quick restarts taking about 3 minutes when necessary.

    FAQs

    Q: Can I join the server if I use the Bedrock version of Minecraft?
    A: Yes, you can join using bedrock.nexusdark.com with Port 25544 and the latest Bedrock version.
    Q: What is the server’s policy on PvP?
    A: We promote a peaceful environment with no tryhards killing everyone. PvP is not the focus of our server.
    Q: How can I contact server administrators for assistance?
    A: You can reach out to our admins through in-game chat or on our Discord server.
    Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?
    A: We have a set of community guidelines to ensure everyone has a positive experience. These rules are available on our website.
    Q: Can I suggest new features or improvements for the server?
    A: Yes, we welcome player suggestions and feedback to make our server better for everyone.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelmonia Minecraft Server

    Pixelmonia Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 2380
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Crops Grown: 1706
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old teachers who just drone on and on about history? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, our history teacher is a time-traveling wizard who can take you on epic adventures through the ages!

    Imagine exploring ancient Egypt with Cleopatra as your tour guide, or fighting alongside Joan of Arc in the Hundred Years’ War. Our history teacher will make learning fun and exciting as you battle dinosaurs, sail with pirates, and even witness the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

    So why settle for boring textbooks when you can join our Minecraft server and experience history like never before? Sign up now and get ready for the wildest history lesson of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NieceHealth911 Minecraft Server

    NieceHealth911 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 4276
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Votes: 5048 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family drama? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and excitement!

    Picture this: You, a proud aunt, babysitting two amazing kids, Chloe and Harry. But wait, there’s a twist! Their parents are a power couple – a general surgeon and a workaholic with no work-life balance.

    One day at the park, Chloe falls and breaks her arm. Cue the chaos! Rushing to the hospital where the surgeon parent works, you witness the most epic display of medical expertise and emotional detachment.

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of family dynamics like never before! Will you be the compassionate aunt or the fiery voice of reason? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways.

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  • Pup-Free Cafe

    Pup-Free Cafe
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 9926
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Votes: 6444 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    We promise no surprise dogs will show up at your virtual dinner table, unless you want them to! Our server is dog-friendly, cat-friendly, and even creeper-friendly (just watch out for explosions)!

    Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where the only reservations you need to worry about are reserving your spot in our epic build battles! No need to worry about switching things up last minute – on our server, the only thing that’s set in stone is the blocks you’re mining!

    So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs friends bringing dogs to dinner when you can have friends bringing diamonds to your virtual castle? See you there!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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