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The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

allison, Andersen, crystal palace, Diaz, EZE, Gravenberch, Guehi, Henderson, Hughes, Kamada, Konate, liver, Liverpool, mac allister, match, Matchy, Mateta, Minecraft, Mitchell, Munoz, Nunez, Palace, Pool, Richards, robertson, Salah, smp, Szoboszlai, trent, virgil, Wharton

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	446624	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchantments Applied:	179	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

aggressors, anti-semitism, assault, community outrage, CraftyCraze, criminal justice, Criminals., european crime, France, hate crime, Jewish woman, knife attack, law enforcement, Minecraft, news report, Paris, Police investigation, Public Safety, religious discrimination., SECURITY, Server, Victim, violence

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBomberBrigade

Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, BOMBER, Bomber Brigade, Brigade, CraftyBomberBrigade, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, French, French Jets, international relations, jets, Military, military aviation, national defense, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, warplanes

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, Server, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	7320	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	2139

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

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Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big tits, blocky, body positivity, body shaming, boobies, Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, fat tits, fetish, gender equality, Individuality, Minecraft, objectification, personal preference, self love, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	193	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

Bobo Sodomized Green candle Vicious Dare Explicit content NSFW Shocking Graphic Provocative Adult content Taboo Extreme Disturbing Violent BDSM Fetish Kinky Hardcore Controversial, Bobos, candle, Revenge, smp

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

StepSibSquadCraft

blended family, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connections, family dynamics, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, grandkid time, Grandparents, half siblings, step siblings, stepfamily, StepSibSquadCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

BlockLifeAccepted

acceptance, BlockLifeAccepted, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, letting go, life journey, life lessons, mindfulness, moving forward, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Players Killed by Monsters:	3671
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16
New Chunks Explored:	708951	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimension Hops:	1

Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, defense systems, demolition, Destroys, drone, eastern europe, international relations, Kraicraft, Krasnodar Krai, Military, military equipment, military operation, russia, SECURITY, Shahed drones, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian Army, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Taste Bud Adventures

Adventures, Bud, Chemicals, Culinary, culinary creations, delicious tastes, discovery, experimentation, Exploration, flavor profiles, Flavors, Food, food science, Gastronomy, innovation, missing out, PALATE, produce, sensory experience, sensory perception, Taste, taste buds, unique ingredients

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Calorie Cut Craft

calorie, Craft, Cut, cutting calories, eating less, genetics, immune health, increased lifespan, longer life, longevity benefits, metabolic improvements, Mice, physiological indicators, resiliency, study, weight loss

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6702	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Love Letters Sent:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife