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BasedPoland Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Love Letters Sent:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Animals Bred:	78	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!

MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	2433	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Towns Built:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dimension Hops:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

ZillaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ores Mined:	7955

Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your big day? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a drama-free wedding experience!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you build, mine, and explore in peace. No need to worry about inviting estranged half siblings or dealing with disapproving parents – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds!

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers. Say goodbye to bridezilla moments and hello to endless fun on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after without the family drama!

NephewNaggin’PubScoldAITA

AUTHORITY, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Cultural, disagreement, discipline, escalation, family, intervention, nephew, NephewNagginPubScoldAITA, parenting, Public, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, vacation

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to unleash their inner disciplinarian! Are you tired of unruly kids throwing rocks near you at the lake? Join us and let out your frustrations by yelling at virtual children who misbehave. Our server is the perfect place to practice your parenting skills in a safe and pixelated environment.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the special power-up of child-locking all the doors in our virtual world, just like in real life! No more pesky kids opening car doors while you’re driving at high speeds – we’ve got you covered.

And if that’s not enough, we have exclusive hiking trails that only the most mischievous players can access. Test your limits and see if you can handle the extra 1-mile hike punishment for your in-game antics.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those virtual kids who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually condone throwing rocks at people, no matter how good your aim is. Let the virtual parenting begin!

BoomCraft: Survivors’ Revenge

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of pure atomic bombs. That’s right, we’ve got an explosive paradise just waiting for you to join!

Our server is so lit, even Japan’s last survivors are like “Dang, that’s some next level stuff!” Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the thrill of blowing up everything in sight. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got atomic bombs, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, once you go atomic bomb hell, you can’t go back! Let’s blow stuff up together, baby!

VapeCrafters: Mindful Miners

addiction, coping mechanisms, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health challenges, mental health education, mental health effects, mental health recovery, mental health research., Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, mental health therapy, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindful, miners, nicotine, quitting smoking, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	122	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Star Shards Collected:	60	Runes Activated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

so like, u kno how vaping is all the rage now? well guess what, on our server, we have a whole vaping district where u can puff away to ur heart’s content. but watch out, cuz the mobs might get addicted too and start blowing smoke rings at u. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least ur mental health will be in tip-top shape from all the nicotine, right? come join us and see for urself!

Simple Survival MP

Claims, Connection, Creative, Cross-Play, dragon fight, Earth, east coast USA, Economy, End.., game mode, Moderators, PERMISSIONS, Plugins, PvE, PvP, rules, smp, Survival, Time Played, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Fresh new vanilla SMP world. Simple Quality of Life plugins enabled. Claims grow with time! Currently have a biweekly End opening to allow for fresh content and a new dragon fight.

Small player driven economy with permissions based off game-mode and time played!

Survival and Creative worlds.

Active moderators and simple rules.

Hosted on East Coast USA with solid connection.

simplesmp.hopto.org

CraftyVerse – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	186	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mines Excavated:	2227
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Crops Grown:	7299	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Our server is like no other, with a logo that will make your eyes pop out of your head in amazement.

Previously on our server, we had players battling it out in epic PvP matches, building the craziest structures you’ve ever seen, and taming dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest patch notes include adding new dimensions to explore, new mobs to fight, and even a mode where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken.

What is our server all about, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild, where you can team up with friends to take on epic quests, and where you can become the ultimate Minecraft master.

And did we mention the new characters we’ve added? From a ninja turtle with laser eyes to a unicorn riding a skateboard, our server has it all.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Join us now and let the madness begin!

SnowlessSMP – “I’ve never seen snow in Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Magic Items Found:	4884
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience snow for the first time in your virtual life! Our server is located in a magical land where it snows all year round, even in the middle of summer. Dive into our snowy wonderland and build snowmen, have epic snowball fights, and maybe even find a hidden ice castle filled with treasures. Who needs real snow when you can have a winter wonderland at your fingertips? Join now and let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

CraftyAlcoholBan Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of taking all the fall for your friends’ shenanigans? Do you want to avoid the risk of getting in trouble while still having a blast? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a virtual minecart!

Forget about the stress of being the responsible one in your group – on our server, the only thing you’ll be crashing is blocks! No need to worry about getting pulled over by virtual cops or dealing with virtual accidents. Plus, you can still have a wild time with your friends without any real-life consequences.

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs alcohol when you have the thrill of mining and crafting? Trust us, it’s a lot safer and a whole lot more fun!