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UselessFactsCraft

completely useless information, Fun facts, fun trivia, interesting facts, long tail tag, pointless facts, Random facts, random knowledge, random trivia, random useless facts, Trivia, trivial knowledge, unimportant facts, unimportant information, useless data, useless fact, useless information, useless knowledge, useless tidbits, useless trivia, UselessFactsCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can find a hidden village filled with talking cows who give out valuable life advice? Join us and discover the secret of the wise bovine beings! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a rare diamond-encrusted chicken roaming around, laying golden eggs for lucky players to find. So come on, join our server and uncover the wacky wonders that await you!

ChaosCraft Minecraft Server

Chaos, ChaosCraft, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, regional tensions, Server, Stability, Syria, Syrian-Iranian relations, Warning, warning message

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE SYRIA’S NEW FOREIGN MINISTER ASKIN IRAN TO STOP SPREADING CHAOS BUT INSTEAD WE BE SPREADING FUN AND MADNESS!

WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK!

COME JOIN US IF YOU WANNA LAUGH TIL YOUR PICKAXE BREAKS AND BUILD TIL YOUR BLOCKS RUN OUT!

WARNING: MAY CAUSE EXTREME ADDICTION AND UNCONTROLLABLE GIGGLES. PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK!

ShovelSquadCraft: Putin’s Oil Spill Rescue

Black sea, citizen action, cleanup efforts, community activism, ecological crisis, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, environmental cleanup, environmental conservation, environmental disaster, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, environmental responsibility, environmental stewardship, grassroots movement, marine pollution, Oil, oil spill, putin, Putins, rescue, ShovelSquadCraft, Spill, volunteerism, Volunteers

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mines Excavated:	3751
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being just an ordinary person with a shovel? Do you want to be a part of something EPIC and make a REAL difference in the world? Well, look no further cuz we got the perfect place for you!

Our Minecraft server is like no other, it’s a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and FUN! Join us and become a part of the most epic clean-up crew in Minecraft history. We ain’t just cleaning up any old mess, we’re tackling a Black Sea oil spill like bosses!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ask Putin himself for help. That’s right, THE Putin! Who knows, maybe he’ll even drop by for a game of Minecraft and help us clean up the mess. It’s gonna be LIT!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your shovel, put on your best cleaning outfit, and join us on this crazy adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Let’s show the world what a group of misfit Minecraft players can do when we put our minds to it. Join now and let’s clean up this mess together!

C0V1D 4 D3C4D3

C0V1D, coronavirus, covid, D3C4D3, economic repercussions, five years ago, global crisis, health emergency, healthcare system, historical event, impact on society, lessons learned, Lockdown, long time ago, mask mandates, mental health challenges, pandemic, public health, Quarantine, remote work, social distancing, vaccination efforts

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11

remember that time when covid was like, half a decade ago? yeah, me neither. but who cares about that when you can join our EPIC minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. not to mention, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our zombies are actually just misunderstood unicorns in disguise. join us and become part of the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft community out there. because why live in a boring, normal world when you can live in ours? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make some memories that we’ll probably forget tomorrow!

FreakCraft

BUILD, Challenges, Discord, Experience, Freakcraft, java, LATEST, Machine, Minecraft, no Sethome, no-tp, player, QUIRKS, real, self-hosted, Server, Social, Stable, Survival, Technical, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

FreakCraft Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Version	Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
Host	Self hosted on a purpose built machine
Plugins	No plugins
Commands	No tp/sethome
Discord	Join our Discord
Java	IP: freakcraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server version? A: We always run the latest stable vanilla jar.

Q: Are there any plugins installed? A: No, we do not use any plugins on the server.

Q: Can I use commands like /tp or /sethome? A: No, we believe in a true vanilla experience without those commands.

Q: How can I join the Discord server? A: You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.

Q: What is the server IP for Java edition? A: The server IP is freakcraft.net

Crafted Space Force 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, bold, crafted, Creative, Custom, design, Edgy, fashion, force, Military, Outfit, president, SF uniform, sharp, SOPHISTICATED, Space, Statement, Stellar, Style, tailored, trend, trump, Unique

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it looks so sharp, like a ninja’s throwing star! And who wouldn’t want to play on a server that’s as stellar as a supernova, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make this Minecraft world shine brighter than a diamond in the sky! Let’s gooooo!

Pizza gate Documentary Minecraft SMP

Anons, atrocities, Boring night, child trafficking, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, deep state, documentary, Gate, Government, illuminati, investigative journalism, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, pizza, pizzagate, political strategy, santa, Satanic pedophiles, secret society, smp, Thoughts, War against GOD

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	New Chunks Explored:	649092
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring nights spent watching documentaries about Pizzagate? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can uncover the truth about satanic pedophiles in a virtual world! Build your base to protect yourself from the evil forces of darkness and gather allies to wage war against the forces of evil. Who needs Santa when you can fight against the ultimate enemy – satanic pedophiles! Join now and Merry Christmas, Anons!

GenderRevealParty Minecraft Server

attention seeking, Breakup, cheating ex, complete without a man, Cruel, EMBARRASSING, family drama, family split, gender reveal party, GenderRevealParty, making a scene, Minecraft, out of line, overreacted, Peacekeeping, private opinions, rocky relationship, Server, snapping at sister, special day, Support, unnecessary comment

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like at a gender reveal party! Join us for a wild ride filled with over-the-top decorations, themed desserts, and even professional photographers (in-game, of course).

But watch out for those attention-seeking players who might try to steal your thunder. Just like the OP’s sister, they might try to make you feel incomplete without a Minecraft partner or baby creepers. Don’t let them get to you – show them who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land!

And if things get too heated, feel free to snap like the OP did and leave the party. We promise not to judge – after all, sometimes you just need to log off and take a break from the chaos. So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the creativity of our players!

CreeperCafe: No Hard Feelings

advice, aita, Christmas season, college, Communication, condescending, Conflict Resolution, coworker, CreeperCafe, customer service, feelings, georgia, HARD, pet names, Restaurant, Rude, Server, small talk, southern accent, southern charm, stress, Tips

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Votes:	3223
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as charming as a Southern belle? Well, look no further, y’all! Our server is filled with players who will shower you with sweet words like “honey” and “sweetie” all day long. But beware, if you don’t like it, they might just yell “Don’t call me that!” like a grumpy customer.

Our server is the perfect place to practice your small talk skills, because our players love to chit chat instead of just playing the game. And if you think you’re not getting enough tips, don’t worry, it’s probably just because of your southern accent. But hey, who needs tips when you’ve got all the charm in the world, right?

Join us now and experience the true meaning of hospitality, even if it means spending more time talking than actually playing. And remember, it’s not rude to ignore the game objectives, it’s just how things work here. So come on down and get ready for a wild ride of excessive pet names and condescending compliments. Yeehaw!

CoalCraft: Santa’s Revenge

bad presents, Christmas fails, Christmas letdowns, Christmas shopping, CoalCraft, disappointing gifts, gift disasters, gift giving, gift mishaps, gift regrets, holiday blunders, holiday disappointment, holiday faux pas, holiday letdowns, holiday mishaps, holiday stress, present disasters, regifting, Revenge, Santas, unwanted gifts, worst Christmas present, worst gifts

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	128
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of giving boring gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and give your friends the gift of endless entertainment and hilarity as you embark on crazy adventures together.

Forget about boring old presents, on our server, you can give your friends the gift of a giant chicken that follows them around everywhere, or a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure they don’t light it on fire!). And who needs a boring old sweater when you can give them a pet creeper that explodes confetti instead of blowing up?

Join us now and give the gift of laughter and chaos this holiday season. Trust us, your friends will never forget the Christmas present you gave them on our server!