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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3211 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 384 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 398 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
