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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 8817 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!