Requirements:
Zero Tolerance Policy:
No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.
The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”
To apply through Discord, click the link here.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server? | Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated. |
| Are there age restrictions to join the server? | Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla. |
| Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server? | Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server. |
But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!
Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.
But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.
Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.
So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.
Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.
and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.
join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!
come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!
join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.
so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!
| 🌴 Server Highlights: | Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons |
|---|---|
| Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort | |
| Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat | |
| Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community |
| 🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features: | Player heads for unique decorating |
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| Armor stand editor for creative displays | |
| Invisible item frames for clean builds |
| 🤝 Community Focus: | Regular community events and minigames |
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| Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate | |
| Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules | |
| Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat! |
👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4
Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!
Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝
