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BlockyChildhoodTrauma Minecraft Server

BlockyChildhoodTrauma, child abuse, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, counseling, emotional scars, Healing Process, inner child healing, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, molestation, overcoming trauma, Recovery, seeking help, self-care, Server, sexual abuse, support system, Therapy, therapy for survivors, therapy sessions, Trauma

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Towns Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Ores Mined:	820	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Gods Slained:	0
New Chunks Explored:	918920	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question your existence? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of monotony! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties in town. Rumor has it that our server was actually created by a group of highly intelligent llamas who were tired of being underestimated in the Minecraft world. So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves questionable childhood experiences.

TolerantCraft Minecraft Server

control, cultural beliefs, discrimination, double standards, fascism, freedom of expression, Hypocrisy, individual rights, Judging, Minecraft, morality, only God can judge me, Oppression, personal choices, Self-expression, Server, social expectations, societal norms, tattoos, telling people what to do, tolerant, TolerantCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Villages Defended:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of being judged for your pixelated tattoos and questionable pixelated relationships on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all forms of pixelated self-expression!

Join us and experience the freedom to build whatever you want without fear of judgment from the “tolerant” players with their “only God can judge me” attitudes. We don’t care if you have a giant pixelated tattoo of a creeper on your back or if you’re in a pixelated relationship with a zombie villager – as long as you’re having fun, we support you!

Don’t let the haters tell you where you can look or breathe in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without fear of being judged or restricted. After all, who needs rules when you have pixelated freedom?

SisWeddingNoPlusOne? NotTodaySis!

attendance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, exclusion, family, family dynamics, Invitation, love, loyalty, NotTodaySis, partner, relationship, Respect, Significant Other, sister, SisWeddingNoPlusOne, Support, VALUES, Wedding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Items Found:	1509	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ores Mined:	6603
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Votes:	1924	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings where your partner isn’t even invited? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone is welcome, even your virtual significant other!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue and invite all your Minecraft friends to celebrate with you. No need to worry about family drama or hurt feelings, because on our server, love is all that matters!

Don’t be like the OP’s sister and exclude your partner from the festivities. Join our server and show the world that love knows no boundaries, not even in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among our players! So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, even pixelated partners!

PickyPeeve Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, bothersome, DISLIKES, distinct, Frustration, habits, idiosyncrasies, Individual, IRRITATING, Minecraft, one of a kind, particular, peculiar, Personal, pet peeve, PickyPeeve, Preferences, QUIRKS, Server, Specific, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet peeve paradise! Join us if you’re a fan of riding pigs while wearing a chicken suit, building houses out of diamond blocks, and battling zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on over and join the wackiest server in town!

CraftyKindness

anonymous act of kindness, behind the scenes kindness, compassion, covert acts of kindness., CraftyKindness, Generosity, Good deed, helping others, hidden acts of kindness, Kindness, Making A Difference, private acts of kindness, Random act of kindness, secret act of kindness, Selfless act, silent good deed, small gestures, spreading positivity, undercover kindness, unnoticed acts of kindness, unspoken acts of kindness

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret acts of kindness that will blow your mind! We have a secret underground society of players who go around leaving surprise gifts and building secret hideouts for each other. It’s like a real-life Minecraft version of Santa’s workshop, but with more explosions and lava pits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of players who ride around on rainbow-colored unicorns spreading joy and glitter wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a unicorn jousting match on our server.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of secret acts of kindness you’ll discover? It’s like a never-ending treasure hunt of friendship and fun!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

anti-government, Belfast, BombCraft, civil disobedience, community uprising, Conflict, law enforcement, Minecraft, Northern Ireland, paint bombs, petrol bombs, Police, protest, Rebellion, Riots, Server, social unrest, Street violence, Unrest, urban warfare, Vandalism, violence, young people

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can throw virtual petrol and paint bombs at virtual police officers in a blocky version of Belfast! with up to 50 players in a group, you can cause chaos and mayhem like never before! build your own virtual riot gear and defend yourself against the virtual attacks! it’s a wild ride of explosions and destruction, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

SewageSpillCraft

england, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, environmental regulation, environmental responsibility, investigation, legal action, pollution control, regulatory compliance, sewage discharge, sewage spills, sewage treatment, SewageSpillCraft, wales, wastewater management, water contamination, water firm, water pollution, water quality, water resources

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Votes:	8850	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so like, imagine this: you log into this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re surrounded by water everywhere. but not just any water, nooo, this water is magical and sparkly and full of secrets.

you see, every water firm in England and Wales is under investigation over sewage spills, but not on this server! here, the water is clean and pure and perfect for building your underwater palace or starting your own mermaid kingdom.

join this server and be the ruler of the seas, the master of the waves, the sultan of the surf. dive into the depths and discover hidden treasures, mysterious shipwrecks, and maybe even a friendly sea monster or two.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your minecraft life!

CraftyDoers & LazyBuilders

comma separated, CraftyDoers, do nothing, do something, Generate, hoping, LazyBuilders, list, long tail, people, tags, up to 20

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the dance floor.

we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, so you can prance around and spread glitter everywhere. our community is full of friendly trolls who will build you a castle out of diamonds and rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you three wishes from a magical chicken. and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted pickaxes.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

ChunkyCraft

ChunkyCraft, fertility, health risks, hormonal imbalance, lifestyle diseases., male infertility, male reproductive health, mens health, obesity, obesity complications, obesity effects, obesity impact, obesity research., overweight, reproductive health, reproductive system, semen quality, sperm count, sperm motility, weight and fertility, weight management

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	733111	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Emeralds Found:	280	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

MineActors Minecraft Server

Actors, advocacy, artists, compensation, creative work, entertainment industry, equality, fair pay, fair treatment, fair wages, industry standards, labor rights, MineActors, Minecraft, Pay, Respect, Server, talent, Value, Voice actors, voiceover, wages, WORTH..

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	249
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where the voice acting is as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server pays voice actors what they’re fucking worth! That’s right, you’ll be greeted with hilarious and immersive voiceovers that will make you feel like you’re living in a wacky cartoon world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help the chickens achieve world domination, or maybe just enjoy some delicious chicken nuggets along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!