All Exotic Weapons Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dimension Hops:	8	Magic Items Found:	6460

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Mines Excavated:	3127
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Farms Harvested:	929

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Love Letters Sent:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Star Shards Collected:	161

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dimension Hops:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!