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PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1835	Chimeras Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

NOT Skyblock Server With NO Payouts or ANY hype pvp pve skyblock DO NOT JOIN

bedrock, Bosses, crops, Cultivate, Events, Farmer, Farming, Fight, hype, ISLAND, java, Join, Koth, Mining, Network, Payouts, Powerful, PvE, PvP, real-world money, Release, Rewards, Server, server ip, Skyblock, Upgrade

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ores Mined:	6557	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270

Welcome to MaceMC!
New Bedrock and Java server releasing September 1st!
Versions 1.8 – 1.21

Events: Participate in events and win amazing rewards!
Bosses: Team up with others to fight powerful bosses!
PvP/KOTH: Fight against others to win King of The Hill!
Mining: Explore and mine valuable resources to upgrade your island!
Farming: Cultivate your crops and become the top farmer on the server!
Payouts: Compete for top spots and earn real-world money!

Releasing September 1st @ 8pm EST

Server IP: macemc.org

Bedrock Port: 25583

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/QCxJJKuyVF

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server will be releasing on September 1st at 8pm EST.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Versions 1.8 to 1.21 are supported on the server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can participate in events, team up to fight bosses, engage in PvP/KOTH battles, mine resources, cultivate crops, and compete for payouts.
Is there a Discord server for MaceMC?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided.

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	480
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3503	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!

GleipnirGang Minecraft SMP – Chapter 25 “Stalling for Diamonds”

amoral heroine, brute strength, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 10, Chapter 10.5, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, chapter 16, chapter 17, Chapter 19, chapter 2, chapter 20, chapter 21, chapter 22, Chapter 23, Chapter 24, chapter 25, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, chapter 9, Chapter.18, Claire Aoki, Daily Gleipnir, depression, diamonds, Empathy, FRANKENSTEIN, GleipnirGang, great purge, human morals, insufferable, Manga, Minecraft, Monster, Protagonist, Sadistic, secret, self hate, sense of smell, Shuichi Kagaya, smp, stalling, stalling for time, Twisted, Vampire

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	3894	Star Shards Collected:	288
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Votes:	9420	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as twisted as the relationship between Shuichi and Claire? Look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner monster and wreak havoc with your fluffy paws and abnormally strong sense of smell. Just like Shuichi, you’ll be facing off against sadistic players like Claire who will stop at nothing to uncover your secrets and hold them over your head. Will you hold onto your human morals or embrace the darkness within? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate battle of monsters and humans in a world where anything is possible! Just like the chapters in this manga, each day on our server brings new surprises and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join today!

SisCraft: No Favors for Little Sis

book series, dad, Disappointed, early copies, Favor, Favors, Girlfriend, Happy, Industry, MONEY, Promise, published, publishing company, Request, Risk, Sis, SisCraft, sister, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unethical, Volumes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Enchantments Applied:	127	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	608
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Ores Mined:	3149

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a 28-volume book series? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring 26 amazing worlds, with 2 more on the way!

Need early access to the next volumes of the book series? Don’t worry, our server has connections to the publishing industry! Just ask our admin, who just so happens to be the dad of one of our players, and you might get early copies of the next volumes. Disclaimer: We can’t guarantee it, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are endless and the drama is real. Just like trying to get early copies of a book series, you never know what might happen next!

RejectCraft SMP – No Hard Feelings

10. kindness, 11. sensitivity, 12. boundaries, 13. assertiveness, 14. compassion, 15. self-esteem, 16. rejection advice, 17. handling rejection, 18. rejection etiquette, 19. rejection tips, 2. dating, 20. rejection without hurting feelings., 3. relationships, 4. communication, 5. honesty, 6. tactful rejection, 7. emotional intelligence, 8. self-respect, 9. empathy, feelings, HARD, RejectCraft, rejection, smp

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other – we have a strict “no serious business” policy.

Join us for wacky adventures, insane builds, and a community that will leave you in stitches. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (spoiler alert: it only grants wishes for more diamonds).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time, come join us! Just be prepared for the occasional prank involving exploding sheep or a surprise visit from our resident prankster, the mischievous Enderman named Steve. Trust us, you won’t regret it!