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NoSleepCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ores Mined:	1677
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	114
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Towns Built:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture? Look no further, because our server is guaranteed to keep you up all night (in a good way)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes while riding on the back of a flying pig. Or how about mining for diamonds in a world where the ground is made of cheese?

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. So if you’re tired of snoozefest servers and want to join a community of hardcore gamers who thrive on chaos and madness, then come on over and see if you can handle the insanity. Just make sure to stock up on coffee, because once you join, you won’t want to sleep ever again!

KoolCraft: Not Your Average Flavor Aid

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we serve kool-aid that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn! jim jones used flavor aid, but we upgraded to the good stuff. our kool-aid is so powerful, it will give you superpowers in the game. you’ll be able to build a castle in seconds and defeat the ender dragon with just one punch.

not only that, but our server is filled with friendly players who will help you conquer the minecraft world. we have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you laugh until you cry.

so what are you waiting for? join our kool-aid fueled minecraft server and become a legend in the gaming world. just remember, once you taste our kool-aid, there’s no going back.

PhoenixSMP: The Server where Creepers have better economic skills than you

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	160
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Phoenix Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Must be 16 or older
No xray
No stealing or use of private farms (w/o permission)
No griefing of any sorts
Keep the community positive, any issues with others should be dealt with out of server
Know your limits, watch your lag

Server Features
Custom and Harder End Dimension
Custom Armor and Weapons
Proximity Chat Compatible
Player Warps & Teleports
Calendar Synced Seasons
Economy Based Server
Custom Portal Shapes
Player Jobs & Shops
MCMMO

Useful Links

Apply Today!

Interested in joining us? Pre-launch applications are now OPEN! Head over to our website to apply! Our doors are always open <3

Pokegirl Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	65	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6339	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole new dimension called the Pokegirl Dimension where you can battle and catch your favorite Pokegirls!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Chicken of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, who doesn’t want to hang out with their favorite Pokegirl while dancing with creepers? It’s a win-win situation!

CraftyCreeper in the Minecraft SMP Zone

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	491

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a herd of angry chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And that’s just the beginning of the madness!

Our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of a giant chicken statue. Rumor has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the server gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this poultry prize?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and have been known to start llama riots when their demands aren’t met. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their woolly rule?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Italy or Altar: You Pick!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2761
Potions Brewed:	152	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of constantly putting others before yourself? Do you dream of celebrating your birthday in style without any interruptions? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with birthday surprises and Italy-themed fun. Who needs a wedding when you can party it up in the virtual world? Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you make the best decision for yourself. So ditch the real-life drama and come celebrate your birthday with us!

PeriodsSavedMeMinecraftSMP

ABSTINENCE, fertility, male experience, male health, male perspective, male perspective on periods, male reproductive cycle, male reproductive health, male reproductive system, menstruation, menstruation cycle, period talk, PeriodsSavedMeMinecraftSMP, pregnancy scare, Relief, reproductive health, reproductive organs, reproductive system, sex education, sexual activity, sexual health

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Alien Abductions:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Thank God I finally found diamonds in Minecraft SMP, cuz that means I’m not a noob even though I haven’t played in many moons! Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and avoiding getting pranked by the mischievous admin who once turned the entire spawn into a giant chicken coop. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the legendary player “DiamondDigger69” hoards all the rare loot. So come join us and never have to worry about being a Minecraft virgin again!

SunsetRidersRetire

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4619
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Tired of billionaires ruining the economy with their endless quest for more money? Join our Minecraft server where billionaires ride off into the sunset and retire in style! Watch as they build mansions made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on golden horses. Who needs innovation when you have all the money in the world? Join now and live out your wildest billionaire fantasies!

ChinaCantHandleUSMissiles

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even China is getting shooketh by it! They’re like, “OMG, those US missile systems are no match for the epicness of this server!” Join now and be part of the madness that’s causing international drama. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs as pets, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this insanity? Come join us and let’s make China even more alarmed with our epic builds and crazy adventures!

GoldRushCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

So, like, have you ever wanted to be swimming in gold? Well, this server is the place to be, cuz we literally have gold blocks everywhere! You can build your house out of gold, make your armor out of gold, heck, you can even eat gold for breakfast if you want!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever finds this city will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start digging for that diamond city!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that roams the server, breathing fire and causing chaos wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the dragon, it will become your loyal companion and help you conquer all your enemies. So come on, join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of gold, diamonds, and dragons!