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PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

aversion, controversial, cuisine, Culinary, DISLIKES, DIVISIVE, Flavors, Food, HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP, Individual, opinion, picky eater, Popular, Preferences, Taste, taste buds, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

DareCraft: Weird & Wild!

#dare, Abnormal, BIZARRE, challenge, crazy, DareCraft, eccentric, funny, odd, offbeat, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, prank, Risk, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Have you ever been dared to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and take on challenges like creating a house made entirely of TNT or riding a pig through a maze filled with creepers. Trust us, you won’t be bored here. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

RainbowCraft: Climate Chaos

anthropogenic influence, Chaos, climate, climate change, climate change effects, climate crisis, climate science, ecological disruption, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Erratic changes, extreme weather events, global warming, human activities, human-induced changes, humans, irregular rainfall fluctuations, meteorological shifts, precipitation variability, RainbowCraft, rainfall patterns, water cycle disruption, weather patterns

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get bored cuz it’s always the same thing over and over again? well, guess what, we got the server for u! this place is like a rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

our server has the most insane weather patterns u will ever see in minecraft. one minute it’s sunny and then BAM! it’s raining cats and dogs. literally, we have a plugin that makes it rain animals. it’s wild, man.

and get this, the weather changes are all linked to the players. yep, that’s right. every time someone joins the server, the weather goes nuts. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with rain and thunderstorms.

so if u wanna experience the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server out there, come join us! who knows what kind of weather shenanigans u will encounter. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Greek Factions

ancient greece, Bosses, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Multiplatform, Mythology, New server, PC, Phone, Players, PlayStation, Private messaging, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, season 1, Set Home Command, Shop, Skill Tree, Survival, tablet, Teleport Requests, Xbox

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Our server provides a survival experience with Factions included. We have a shop with other favorable commands such as teleport requests, private messaging, and a set home command to save a place in the world to teleport back to, skill tree, and quests for bosses. This is season 1 hench it being a brand new server. Looking for players! Anybody is welcome. You can join this server from your phone, tablet, xbox, playstation, and PC!

51.81.146.76:25584

ColdGames

Latest Version, LifeSteal, Minecraft bedrock, minecraft Java, Network, popular gamemodes, PvP, Survival, unique experiences

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

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Cosmetic Lifesteal

ableism, Abusing Spawn Protection, cosmetic, Hacking No Xray, Hate Speech, Hatefulness, Homophobia, Human Feces, hurtful, Kill Afks, LifeSteal, Loud Mic, NSFW Images, Ofline Raiding, Ping Executive/Mods, racism, Respect Privacy, self harm, spamming chat, Survival, Toxicity, troll

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

The Rules! (

= Applies to Discord |

= Applies to Minecraft)

NO Hatefulness/Hate SpeechNo Homophobia No Racism No Toxicity No Ableism

NO Hurtful/NSFW ImagesNSFW Images of Self-harm Images of Human Feces

PLEASE Respect PrivacyDon’t ask for Place of Residence Don’t ask for Number Don’t ask for Age

DONT be a trollDon’t Ping Executive/Mods for no reason No spamming chat No Loud Mic -No Abusing Spawn Protection-Dont Kill Afks-No Ofline Raiding-No Hacking No Xray-New Player Get 1 hour of Grace-No ALT-No Combat Logging/Combat Tping/Using Astra Tp In Comabt-Dont Use Life Gems One Shot-No Spawn Camping/Farming-No Selling Cords/Giving Coords In Spec-No Lag Machines-No Breaking Signed Contracts Or Killing While Contracts Are Being Wrote(Any contracts made should be ran by a admin with a the arming signing the book) -No Putting Ender Dragon Egg/Netherite Armour Or Sword In Your Ender Chest/Putting The Egg/netherite Armour Or Sword In A Shulker And Ecing It-No Minimaps-No Tping To Players In Spec Mode-Use Common Sense-No CPVP-No Elytras in combat-No Riptide Tridents in combat-No Buliding Up In End Fight To Glitch Egg Spawn-One Mace Allowed

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Sarathos MC

Adventure, Arsenal, bedrock, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Customization, Exploration, home, java, Lag-free, Perks, Pets, Rangos, Ranks, Resources, Rewards, Server, Spanish, Survival, titles, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7082	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you looking for a new server? Where there aren’t many players so you can enjoy it without lag? Then join our growing Spanish community and enjoy our incredible survival server, compatible with JAVA and BEDROCK, collect resources and build your home while you explore to improve your arsenal.

Our server offers reward boxes, ranks with exclusive perks, and a variety of cosmetics to customize your experience. From titles to adorable pets, there’s something for everyone.

We are just getting started and your participation would be invaluable. Join today and be part of this amazing adventure on this server that is just growing!

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