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BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

Blaze, BlazeCraft, Disaster, emergency, emergency response, Environmental, extinguish, Fire, Firefighters, hazardous materials, Incident, industrial accidents, investigation, Minecraft, News, Oil depots, Perm Krai, Pollution, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Updates, Voronezh Oblast

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	82	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: oil depots on fire in Russia’s Voronezh Oblast, Perm Krai…but in Minecraft! Join our server for some hot, fiery action as you navigate through burning oil depots and try not to get scorched!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of the ancient Minecraft gods is hidden deep within the depths of this lair. Are you brave enough to venture into the unknown and claim this powerful weapon for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a colony of friendly, talking pigs who have formed their own society complete with a piggy parliament and piggy police force. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

HezboGoneCraft2021

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Combat, Commanders, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, HezboGoneCraft2021, hezbollah, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, militants, military operation, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, terrorists, War

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchantments Applied:	156	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2701
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we take down 250 hezbollah terrorists in just four days, including 21 big boss commanders! if you want the ultimate challenge and want to prove you’re the ultimate warrior, then this server is for you! join now and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat! who needs real life when you can have this kind of excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and let’s take down some virtual bad guys together!

Sasquatch Hideout: Bigfoot Pranks

bigfoot, Conspiracy, costume, Creature, cryptid, disguise, ELUSIVE, folklore, hidden, HIDEOUT, Hunters, legend, Mysterious, Mythical, prank, pranks, Sasquatch, sightings, strange, trolling, Wilderness, Woods

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Potions Brewed:	93	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest fantasies? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where everyone is dressed as bigfoot, runnin’ around trollin’ all the sasquatch hunters. it’s like a bigfoot convention up in here, except we all just tryna survive in the wild and mess with people’s minds.

we got secret caves filled with treasure, but watch out for the traps set by the sneaky leprechauns who guard ’em. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, layin’ golden eggs for anyone brave enough to snatch ’em.

if u think u can handle the madness, then come join us on this server. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this world, anything can happen. who knows, u might even run into the real bigfoot himself, sippin’ on a margarita and chillin’ by the lava pit.

Adulting Mental Health Craft

adulthood achievement, adulthood beliefs, adulthood development, adulthood milestones, adulthood perception, adulthood satisfaction, adulthood self-awareness, adulting, Craft, emotional well being, health, Mental, mental health, mental health association, mental resilience, mental stability, Mental well-being, mental well-being study, Mental Wellness, psychological health, research findings, self-perception, Spain study

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER AND FEEL LIKE AN ADULT WITH GOOD MENTAL HEALTH! OUR SCIENTISTS IN SPAIN DID A STUDY AND FOUND DAT PLAYING ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U ACHIEVED ADULTHOOD!

U WILL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A PRO AND SLAYING CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! UR MIND WILL BE SO HEALTHY, U WILL BE ABLE TO HANDLE ANYTHING IN REAL LIFE!

SO JOIN US NOW AND LEVEL UP UR ADULTING SKILLS WHILE HAVING A BLAST IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! TRUST US, IT’S SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A SUPER ADULT!

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

Daisy, Desaster, etwas ist schief gelaufen, fauxpas, fehler, Fehltritt, Irrtum, Malheur, Minecraft, Missgeschick, Oopsie, Panne, Pannenserie, Patzer, Pech, problème, Server, UNFALL, Ungeschicklichkeit, Unglück, unglückliche Situation, Verkettung von Umständen, Versehen

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	3811	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank players by replacing all their diamonds with… you guessed it, llamas! It’s a llama-palooza up in here!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a party animal!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the land!

4. We have a magical portal that transports players to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). See you in the game, and remember… etwas ist schief gelaufen!

Anti AI Meme Minecraft SMP

Anti, Anti-AI, Artificial Intelligence, California, Censorship, deepfake videos, digital manipulation, elon musk, first amendment rights, free speech, internet regulations, judge, law, legal battle, meme, Minecraft, political deepfakes, Political satire, smp, social media, tech industry, Technology, unconstitutional

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! We’ve got Elon Musk as our honorary judge, constantly battling against California’s attempts to stop us from creating hilarious AI memes in-game.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between Musk and the California government, all while building insane structures and pulling off the craziest pranks on your fellow players. Who needs political deepfakes when you’ve got a server this wild? So come on in and let’s see what kind of meme magic you can create in our wacky world!

LoserSitterCraft

AITAH, Assertiveness, called me a loser, career goals, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflicts, family dynamics, guilt tripping, LoserSitterCraft, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister’s kids, standing up for oneself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	660681
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimension Hops:	6

Are you tired of being called a “loser” by your own sister? Do you want to escape the snarky comments and belittling behavior? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can be the king or queen of your own virtual world!

On our server, you can build your dream castle, tame dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. No more babysitting drama, just pure gaming fun. And if your sister tries to call you a loser in the game, just unleash a virtual army of creepers on her!

So say goodbye to family dinner drama and hello to epic adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs a “real job” when you can rule a virtual kingdom?

LastDayInMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Adventure, appreciation, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, Closure, final moments, Gratitude, Last Day, LastDayInMinecraftSMP, live life to the fullest, loved ones, make memories, make peace, Reflection, say goodbye, Seize the Day, spontaneity, travel, world

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3901
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to play hide and seek. So come join us for your last day in the world and see what kind of wacky shenanigans you can get into!

DreamJobCraft – Because I’m too busy mining diamonds and building epic structures!

AMBITION, aspirations, building, busy, career, determination, diamonds, dream job, DreamJobCraft, Epic, fear, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, Mining, motivation, Obstacles, Passion, perseverance, Potential, procrastination, Self Discovery, self-doubt, Structures, success, uncertainty

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your dream job is to be a professional block stacker! That’s right, stack blocks all day and get paid in virtual diamonds! Why waste time in the real world when you can live out your wildest block-stacking fantasies in our server?

Our server is also home to the legendary Block Ninja, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Block Ninja in a building competition, you will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to take on this epic challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your wildest block-stacking dreams!

WhaleSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, Animal Behavior, animal health, Animal protection, animal rights, animal welfare, Arctic, Bacterial infection, environmental conservation, Espionage, international relations, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine mammal, marine research, marine wildlife, norway, Russian, spy whale, underwater communication, WhaleSpyCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have russian spy whales swimming around giving out secret missions and intel! they didn’t get shot dead like in norway, they just died from a wild bacterial infection that only exists in minecraft world! join now to uncover the truth behind these mysterious spy whales and maybe even become a spy yourself! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server! swim with the whales, solve puzzles, and uncover the secrets of the deep ocean! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the most epic minecraft server ever created!