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BootyCraft: Where half the players base their world view on butts and the other half just build cool stuff!

base, BootyCraft, BUILD, butt sex, Butts, controversial beliefs, controversial opinions, Cool, cultural influences, divisive topics, infanticide, lesbians, lgbtq rights, Moral values, Players, political ideologies, political views, public opinion, reproductive rights, sexual orientation, sexual preferences, Social Issues, societal norms, Stuff, United States voters, view, voting behavior, world, world view

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where half of the United States voters base their world view on butt sex, lesbians, and infanticide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that is so open-minded and accepting of all things controversial?

We have epic build battles where you can create your own butt sex-themed castle or lesbian village. And don’t forget about our weekly infanticide tournaments, where you can show off your PvP skills while defending or attacking the baby mobs.

Join us for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that a virtual world could be so wild and wacky? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild!

Anon’s Blocky Paradise: Where You Can Finally Let Loose and Relieve Yourself in Style!

Anon, Anons, bathroom break, blocky, calm down, Chill out, decompress, Escape, Finally, here you go, Loose, me time, mental health, Paradise, Peace of mind, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, Relieve, relieve yourself, self-care, self-soothe, stress relief, Style, take a break, these, Tranquility, unwind, wellness

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobs Become Pros (and ESL is welcome!)

acquitted, american football, Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, crime, criminal case, esl, Guilty, Infamous, Innocence, justice system, Legal System, McCraftface, media frenzy, murder trial, Noobs, OJ Simpson, Pros, public opinion, racial tensions, societal impact, trial, Verdict

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5335
Alien Abductions:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even OJ Simpson himself would be confused about what’s right and wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like OJ’s infamous car chase.

Our server is so crazy, even OJ himself would be scratching his head trying to figure out what’s going on. Build your own virtual courtroom and hold epic trials with your friends, or embark on a quest to find the real killer (spoiler alert: it was the creeper all along).

So come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun! OJ Simpson may not know who he is, but you’ll definitely know you made the right choice by joining us.

Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

#youtube, ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, Crafty, discussion, ducks, indie, ips, japanese, koikatsu cards, Language, large indies global, lig, lols, Love Edition, Minecraft, Numbers, OC material, Oshi, Previous thread, Russian, Shill, Streamers, Swarm, Talents, Threshold, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtubers, youtube equivalent

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to the Love Edition Minecraft server! Looking for some indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers to simp for? Well, look no further because we’ve got the VIP section for all you high rollers out there.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. Check out our leaderboard of top indie vtubers, including the likes of VedaL987, Shylily, and Bao.

And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in, as long as they don’t own the talents IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Twitch Clips Guides, VOD Archival Guides, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep you in the loop. Plus, who can forget about the ducks on DashDucks’ stream?

So come join us on this wild adventure of indie vtubers, crazy clips, and maybe even a little bit of SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. See you on the server, where the virtual fun never stops!

Peterson’s Troll Smackdown: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, comment section, cowards, deplorables, dissent, Edgy, fantasizes, Hostile, hurt, hurting, internet daddy, Jordan Peterson, Minecraft, Petersons, political ramifications, rejection, slap, SmackDown, Threats, troll, Trolls, turn to, Unhinged

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of internet daddy issues? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for edgy anonymous cowards like ourselves to come together and build some epic virtual worlds!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while avoiding the political ramifications of internet drama. Our community is filled with like-minded deplorables who just want to have a good time without worrying about getting slapped by our internet daddy.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs internet daddy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with his unhinged fantasies.

CraftyBagelz – Mining, Crafting, and Memes Galore! #5105

4koma, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Crafting, CraftyBagelz, Events, Friends, Galore, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Mining, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Updates

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against Gregorius, the heavy armor-wearing menace who’s been terrorizing players with his indoor antics. Take on the Fury of Set in a limit break assault that will leave you questioning your sanity. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, but chaos is inevitable.

But that’s not all! We have events like the SCHALE Settlement Task with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate the treacherous waters of high school politics. And who could forget the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll learn the true meaning of noodles and friendship.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Lowkey Lefty Lads Minecraft Madness

Behavior, Communication, culture, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, internet, Keyboard, Lads, Language, Leftist, lefty, Lowercase, Lowkey, madness, Males, Masculinity, Minecraft, ONLINE, Perception, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Typing, writing style

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone types like they’re writing a formal letter? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you lowercase-loving leftists out there! Join us for a wild ride where grammar rules are thrown out the window and lowercase letters reign supreme.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary lowercase warrior, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players who dare to type in uppercase. Rumor has it that if you catch a glimpse of this elusive being, your typing skills will improve tenfold and you’ll never accidentally hit the caps lock key again.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the lowercase lifestyle. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the lowercase warrior and embark on epic quests to rid the world of uppercase tyranny. It’s lowercase or bust, baby!

Crafty Halfling Hotties: Minecraft Server for the Short and Sassy!

agile, Characters, Community, Crafty, discussion, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, feminism, Gaming, gender, Halfling, hotties, independent, Minecraft, Opinions, Perspectives, Race, representation, Roleplaying, Sassy, Server, short, Stereotypes, STRONG, Women

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Oh boy, let me tell you about the halfling women on our Minecraft server! These pint-sized princesses may be small in stature, but they are mighty in their building skills. Rumor has it that they can construct entire castles out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone in record time. And don’t even get me started on their farming abilities – they can grow crops faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, they throw the best block parties in all of Minecraftia. So if you want to be surrounded by talented, fun-loving halfling women, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand: Where even Steve can get a facelift! Join us for a pixelated nip and tuck adventure!

Adventure, aesthetic procedures, appearance enhancement, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, cosmetic enhancements, cosmetic procedures, CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand, cultural attitudes, facelift, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Join, male plastic surgery, Masculinity, NIP, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, pixelated, self esteem, self-care, societal acceptance, societal expectations, societal judgments, societal pressures, steve, tuck

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	181
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to look fabulous? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into the most stunning virtual hunk or babe in all of Minecraftia! Our community is filled with players who embrace the beauty of male plastic surgery and will support you every step of the way. So why wait? Join now and show the world that even pixels can be flawless!

LOLcraft: Nene’s Epic Fail Server

adaptation, Anime, Audience, Challenges, Character development, Competition, determination, earlicking, Entertainment, Epic, Fail, Fushi, Girls, growth, Jealousy, Kohaku, LolCraft, Manga, Nene, Nenes, Performance, Popularity, PRESSURE, Server, success

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a cat trying to lick its own ear? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Kohaku and Fushi are considering joining just to keep up with the craziness. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible (including earlicking apparently)! Join now before the girls take over and start eating into your gaming time!