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OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Star Shards Collected:	72	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4685
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9421

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Potions Brewed:	101	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Animals Bred:	46	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	295	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magic Items Found:	2653
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Buildings Constructed:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!