alkalosis – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PubesCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server has the best pubes in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, epic pubes.

Our server is home to the legendary Pubic Palace, where players can gather to admire and discuss the finest pubes in all of Minecraft. From bushy jungles to sleek designs, our pubes are truly a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the Pubic Palace is a secret treasure chest filled with rare items and goodies. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate pubic prize?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most pubetastic adventure of your Minecraft career. Trust us, once you see our pubes, you’ll never want to leave!

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/a/ SMP Legends – Minecraft SMP

4chan, Anime, anime boards, anime characters, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime enthusiasts, anime fandom, anime fans, anime forum, anime history, anime lovers, anime memories, anime nostalgia, anime posters, Anime Website, internet culture, internet history, Legends, Minecraft, Nostalgia, smp

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is ruled by two insane overlords who will keep you on your toes at all times!

Join our server and witness the chaos as these two rulers battle it out for control, using everything from diamond swords to exploding sheep. Will you join forces with one of them, or strike out on your own and try to take them both down?

But beware, these rulers are not your typical Minecraft players. One of them is a master builder who can create entire cities in a matter of minutes, while the other is a redstone genius who can rig up traps that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by chaos and madness. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen.

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PupCraft Minecraft Server

ableist, awkward situations, camping area, changing dynamics, denying access, Dogs, Friends, game night, group call, hosting events, Minecraft, movie night, potluck, ps4, PupCraft, responsible pet ownership, seizures, Server, service dog, shedding, social gatherings, unfair treatment

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your pet-related problems behind!

We understand the struggle of not wanting pets in your house, especially when they shed like crazy. That’s why our server is completely pet-free! No more worrying about fur all over your virtual furniture.

Join us for epic events like virtual potlucks, game nights, and movie nights. No need to worry about service dogs crashing the party – we’ve got you covered!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the pet-related drama at the door. Who knew Minecraft could be such a drama-free zone?

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BlockyBash: NoTwinNoWin

Appearance, attention seeking, beauty standards, BlockyBash, body image, cosmetic procedures, family dynamics, family relationships, Insecurity, Jealousy, NoTwinNoWin, plastic surgery, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, sibling rivalry, societal expectations, societal pressure, twin sister, unconventional beauty, Wedding

Are you tired of being the plain Jane in your family? Do you want to stand out like a sore thumb in a crowd? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and be the center of attention just like the twin sister in this crazy story. With our insane customizations and unique features, you’ll be turning heads left and right. Who needs conventional beauty when you can have a face full of plastic surgery like a true Minecraft fashionista?

Don’t worry about being the “pretty twin” anymore, because on our server, everyone is beautiful in their own bizarre way. So come on over and show off your jaw-dropping looks, no matter how many surgeries it takes. Join now and be the envy of all your relatives – they’ll never believe you’re related to anyone else on the server!

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TimeTravelGriefing – Minecraft SMP

Alter, Alternate Reality, CHANGE, consequences, decision, erase event, hindsight, historical event, History, hypothetical, hypothetical question, Imagine, Impact, Minecraft, mistake, Reflection, regret, revisionist history, smp, time travel, TimeTravelGriefing, undo, wish

Join our Minecraft SMP and you can erase any event from history with the power of your diamond pickaxe! Want to stop the dinosaurs from going extinct? Done. Want to prevent the invention of pineapple pizza? Consider it gone. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine in disguise, so you might just find yourself battling zombies with Cleopatra or building a roller coaster with Leonardo da Vinci. Don’t miss out on the chance to change history and have a blast doing it!

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BlockHeadzCraft

annoying habits, BlockHeadzCraft, character flaws, deal breakers, immediate relationship turn offs, immediate turn off, instant deal breakers, instant deal breakers in relationships, instant turn offs, major turn offs, negative traits, person, personality traits, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship deal breakers, things that make someone unattractive, things that repel, turn-offs, unattractive qualities, undesirable behaviors

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all the wacky, wild, and downright weird players out there!

Join us if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against an army of creepers, or participate in our weekly “Twerk-off” competition in the town square. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you rare items for a dance-off!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and have a laugh while playing Minecraft, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama rodeo or a spontaneous disco party in the mines. See you there!

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SaharaCraft: Where Everyone Fits!

desert environment, ecological limits, FITS, geographical limits, global demographics, global population, human capacity, human habitation, human settlement, land area, mass migration, overcrowding, physical boundaries, population density, population growth, population size, sahara desert, SaharaCraft, space constraints, spatial constraints, world population

yo, u ever wonder if we all just squeezed into the sahara desert like sardines? well, that’s the level of craziness u can expect on this server. we got so many players, we had to start building houses on top of each other just to fit everyone in. u gotta join just to witness the chaos. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city where the admins live like mole people. come join the madness and see for yourself.

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MIFDDTCD74 Melanoma Madness

Biomarkers, Cancer, CD74, DDT, immunotherapy, Insights, madness, Melanoma, MIF, MIFDDTCD74, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, prognosis, prognostic, prognostic markers, research, Targeted therapy, Therapeutic, therapeutic targets, Treatment, Tumor Microenvironment

yo yo yo come join dis lit minecraft server where we got all da crazy stuff like MIF, DDT, and CD74 in melanoma!!! like, who even knew dat was a thing in minecraft, amirite??!

we got mad scientists workin round da clock to bring you da most epic adventures and quests u ever seen. like, one time, we had dis giant melanoma boss dat was shootin lasers out its eyes and we had to use MIF, DDT, and CD74 to defeat it. it was LIT, fam.

so if u wanna be part of da most insane minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s take on some crazy melanoma monsters together. trust me, u won’t regret it. #melanomamadness #minecraftmayhem

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uplift smp

creativity, cross-platform compatibility, Customization, enhanced experience, Friends, future of gaming, Gamers, immersive world, Journey, lightning-fast performance, modding tools, multiplayer, Roleplay, Safe, seamless functionality, Secure, security measures, smooth gameplay, Stability, Survival, Uplift Server, uplift smp, Website

Dive into a lush, immersive world where every detail breathes life into your gameplay. Seamless multiplayer functionality lets you connect with friends and fellow gamers around the globe. Experience lightning-fast performance and stability, ensuring smooth gameplay every step of the way. Unleash your creativity with robust modding tools, allowing you to customize and enhance your gaming experience like never before. Advanced security measures keep your gaming sessions safe and secure at all times. Cross-platform compatibility ensures that everyone can join in on the fun, regardless of their preferred device.

Join us today and experience the future of gaming firsthand! Visit our website to learn more and start your journey with Uplift Server.

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Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Try to Be Like Hermitcraft But Fail Miserably

Active, Cheatings, Community, Crafters, Discord, Fail, Feedback, Fun, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, Miserably, Mods, ordinary, Player Base, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

Overview:

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP
Features	Simple Voicechat, Diverse Player Base, Community Building
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server Vanilla?	Yes, Ordinary SMP is Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheats or mods.
How can I join?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
Is there voice chat available?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for communication in the SMP.
How old is the server?	Our SMP is 1 Month old and still active with more than 200 members on Discord.
Can I give feedback and suggestions?	Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions to help create a better world.