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NoParty4U Minecraft Server

acquaintances, aita, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, Boyfriend, coworker, exclusion, facebook, Friend, friendship, Minecraft, MOPING, NoParty4U, not inviting, party guest, party invitation, Server, social boundaries, social etiquette, social expectations, work relationships, workplace dynamics, worst friend

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Runes Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Hey there gamers! So, picture this: you’re chilling on our Minecraft server, building your dream castle, when suddenly, a wild drama llama appears! Join us for the most epic birthday party shenanigans, where friendships are tested and emotions run high. Who knew that not inviting a coworker you barely know could cause such chaos? But fear not, for on our server, every day is a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected plot twists. So come on over and experience the thrill of virtual social interactions like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

BabyBlockzCraft

baby health, baby safety, BabyBlockzCraft, Boundaries, cold, Communication, compromise, family, family dynamics, family trip, Grandparent, immune system, newborn, newborn care, parenting, protect baby, relationship dynamics, setting boundaries, sick, sick person, weekend getaway

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	299284
Ores Mined:	3955	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of health and safety? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that no one will intentionally bring their sick germs into the game and infect your virtual character. We prioritize the well-being of all players, even if they’re just blocks and pixels.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where grandpas care more about weekend getaways than their own grandsons’ health. Our server is a safe haven for all, where you can build, explore, and have a good time without worrying about catching a virtual cold. So come on in and leave the real world behind – we promise not to ruin your trip!

CraftyLove: $30 Max

Affordable Dates, Budget, courtship, CraftyLove, Date night, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating expectations, dating tips, dining out, Entertainment, Expenses, financial limits, first date, love, Max, MONEY, relationships, romance, socializing, SPENDING

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Towns Built:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gods Slained:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on a first date, only to have them ghost you the next day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love without breaking the bank! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about spending more than a stack of dirt on a date again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that your pickaxe might just turn into a diamond one when you’re not looking. So come on, join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

ArbelCraft: No Return, No Release!

Arbel Yehoud, ArbelCraft, Blockade, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gaza, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, palestinians, peace talks, Politics, Release, resolution, RETURN, SECURITY, Tension

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

yo, so like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got a pet zombie named Arbel Yehoud and he’s like the life of the party. but get this, Israel won’t let the Palestinians come back to northern Gaza until we release our precious zombie friend. like, what even is that? come join the madness and help us free Arbel Yehoud so we can all live happily ever after in our pixelated world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me. #FreeArbelYehoud #ZombieLivesMatter

Blossom Haven 1.21

#youtube, 3D streams, Blossom, cover songs, Flower Fantasista, Flower Rhapsody, geekjack, Haven, hololive, Hololive talents, holoWitches, live performance, merch, MikoBoat, original songs, sakura miko, twitch, twitter, Virtual idol, Vtuber, さくらみこ

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Votes:	3507

Yo yo yo, check it out! This Minecraft server is like, the craziest place to be, bro! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got links to Sakura Miko’s YouTube, Twitch, and Twitter! You can watch her 3D streams and listen to her original and cover songs while playing Minecraft, how cool is that? Plus, there’s a MikoBoat and HoloWitches to spice things up. And don’t even get me started on the merch, you gotta get your hands on that sweet Sakura Miko swag, man. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

PerfectSongCraft

all-time favorite, best song, favorite song, flawless lyrics, ideal song, Music, music lover, music recommendation, musical perfection, perfect harmony, perfect melody, perfect song, PerfectSongCraft, song perfection, song suggestion, timeless classic, top choice, TOP SONG, ultimate favorite, ultimate perfection, ultimate song

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Votes:	7953
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1381
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, look no further because on our server, the only song you’ll hear is the sweet sound of a chorus of parrots singing “Baby Shark” on loop! Join us for the ultimate musical experience and let your ears be serenaded by the dulcet tones of everyone’s favorite aquatic nursery rhyme.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves to the most ridiculous tunes. From “Gangnam Style” to “The Chicken Dance,” our playlist is guaranteed to have you grooving like never before.

So why wait? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server and let the music take control. Who knows, you might just discover your new favorite song in the most unexpected place!

PixelPride: Dysphoria Diagnoses Skyrocket

000, 10 years, 200, 2021, children, diagnoses, dysphoria, england, fiftyfold, gender dysphoria, GP records, Healthcare, low overall, medical diagnosis, mental health, one in 1, one in 60, PixelPride, prevalence, Rise, Skyrocket, societal trends, study, Transgender

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mines Excavated:	3240	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we have more gender dysphoria diagnoses among children than you can shake a stick at! our GP records are filled with crazy stories of kids transforming into their true selves in the virtual world of minecraft. from one in 60,000 in 2011 to one in 1,200 in 2021, our numbers are skyrocketing faster than a creeper explosion! come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about on our server. who knows, you might even discover your true gender identity while building a blocky masterpiece!

Enchanted Realm Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, 12 year old girl wrists, body dysmorphia, body dysphoria, body image issues, body insecurities, Enchanted, feminine wrists, gym frustration, gym struggles, Insecurity, Quests, Realm, self-consciousness, small boned, small wrists, unattractive wrists, wrist comparison, wrist envy, wrist insecurity, wrist size, wrist size insecurity, wrist struggles

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Yo, join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even remember you have wrists like a 12-year-old girl. The pixels will distract you from your tiny wrists, man. Plus, all the players are so cool, they won’t even care about your noodle arms. And who needs women when you have a virtual world to conquer, am I right? Just join, bro, and leave your wrist insecurities behind.

CreepyCelebMC SMP

Celebrity, creeps, creepy celebrities, CreepyCelebMC, Disturbing, disturbing celebrities, disturbing famous people, eerie, eerie celebrities, eerie famous people, FAMOUS, famous figures, famous people, smp, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable celebrities, unsettling, unsettling behavior, unsettling celebrities, unsettling famous figures, unsettling famous people, unsettling personalities

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ores Mined:	7840

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you see Justin Bieber riding a pig and singing “Baby” in a creepy voice. Like, what even is happening, right? And then you see Kim Kardashian building a house out of selfies, like wut? And then, out of nowhere, Nicolas Cage shows up and starts screaming about bees and stealing the Declaration of Independence. Like, this server is a total circus, but in a good way, you know? So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a celebrity horror show, but with blocks and stuff. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

NoobMistakez

basic skills, improvement journey, Incompetence, learning curve, NoobMistakez, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-improvement goals, self-improvement journey, self-improvement mindset, self-improvement strategies, self-improvement techniques, self-improvement tips, weaknesses

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of being a total noob at everything you do? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can embrace your inner failure and revel in your incompetence! Join us for a chance to fail spectacularly at the most basic tasks like mining, crafting, and even walking straight! Our server is the perfect place for those who love to suck at everything they do and still have a blast doing it. So come on, join us and let your inner noob shine!